Chapter 60: Sailor Moon Transformation Thing
Rainbow Dash pokes the barrel of her Lee Enfield out of the cloud again, to aim at the James-Younger sniper Clell Miller, aiming for his gun. (6 vs. 4) The bullet rips through Clell Miller's Hunting Rifle!
"No!" cries Clell as his rifle splits into halves. He looks up and looks at Rainbow's cloud.
"There! She's hiding in that cloud boys!""John Younger, jess for that I'm gonna show you how to actually use one of them ropes!" Applejack twirls her rope in a loop and throws it at John. (6 vs. 5) The lasso loop comes around the Younger and yanks him off of his horse. Although he struggles, AJ manages to secure his arms tightly to his side, restricting all of his movement above the waist.
"Sleeper! Compose yourself! You may flail around and chant nonsense later when you are back at the cave!" Dagoth Ur commands his
Asinine Sleeper and focuses instead on the restrained John Younger. (I don't really know how
'A Present from House of Dagoth' works, having never played Oblivion, but I imagine Dagoth would spray Corpus dust on him.) Dagoth hits him in the face with magic fairy Corpus dust! (6 vs. 2-1) John Younger starts coughing, but then his body starts growing red and large. Soon, he breaks free of the rope and roars! He has become
Corpus Follower.Asinine Sleeper (2) runs into a wall.
"I happen to know very well what it's like to starve for days, Jesse. I have gunned down entire towns. I have watched a nation fall. And I may not be the best lawman ever, but I hope I'm good enough." Roland Deschain utilizes the classic law-man tactic, 'Jamaican Riot Defense'. Holding his arm over the
Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team, he fires off a new bunch of rounds at
Jesse James. (3 vs. 1) One of the shots catches Jesse in the lower torso, but like the first hit he barley flinches.
"Is that all you really got?""YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! DESTINY COMBINED: GURREN LAGANN!" Simon links up both
mechas into the mighty Gurren Lagann! "SPIRAL POWER ACTIVATE!""Come on, guy. You've met me more than these guys, right? And you want to ally with the enemy you know." (4)
Pastamancer convinces
Flaming Meatball Monster to turn into
Regular Meatball Monster. He then puts the turret together with magic. It becomes
Automated Turret!
Big Macintosh runs at John Younger, but stops when he realizes John is a zombie.
Twilight Sparkle casts Party Heal! (3) She manages to heal some of the party's bleeding and minor wounds, but that's about it.
Old Spice Guy takes the Bowie Knife before calling in the signature Old Spice Air Strike (TM). (6) The planes zoom overhead, dropping gallons of compressed liquidized Old Spice (TM) on the James-Younger gang. (5 vs. 1) It covers Charlie Pitt, drowning him!
"And the Lord taketh aw-*blub*-" are his last words.
Al Capone crawls to a corner. (6)
"But I gotta' do it, for the family!" Invigorated with new strength, Capone stands up, ready to keep going in the fight, despite suffering harsh trauma.
Cole Younger shoots at
Rainbow Dash. (4 vs. 3) He shoots her in the Lee Enfield, breaking it!
Bob Younger attacks the new
Corpus Follower.
"Don't worry John, I'll get you outta' there!" (4+1 vs. 2) Bob punches the Follower in the face, knocking it down!
Clell Miller grabs Charlie Pitt's Repeater.
Arthur McCoy stops trying to be fire. (5) He jumps in a nearby water trough.
John Jarrette attacks
Al Capone. (1-1 vs. 2) Al points his Tommy Gun at him. (5 vs. 1) He shots John in the chest, and John responds how people who get shot in the chest 12 times usually respond.
Frank James shoots at
Automated Turret. (4 vs. 6) He misses. (1 vs. 2) Turret spins around.
Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team fires at Cole Younger. (1 vs. 5) They miss. (5 vs. 3) Cole fires into their ranks, killing several of them with his fierce, armor-piercing bullets.
Huge Fucking Pile of Rocks (5 vs. 6) tries to fall onto Arthur McCoy, but Arthur is able to jump away from the avalanche. (6 vs. 2) Arthur throws a batch of dynamites at the pile. The rocks explode! It is dead.
Huge Fucking Pile of Rocks has died!Corpus Follower regenerates! (1) Did I see regenerate? I meant dissipate.
Corpus Follower has dissipated!Automated Turret fires at Frank James. (2 vs. 5) It hits the ground besides him. (3 vs. 5) Frank fires some shots back.
Jesse James fires at
Roland Deschain and the
Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team! (2 vs. 6) Unlike Cole Younger, he does not have armor-piercing bullets. (2 vs. 6) (3 vs. 5) The S.W.A.T. team tries to fire on him, along with Roland.
Jesse JamesHealth: Light Torso Shot x2Mood: "Damn, my gut stings."
Cole Younger: The oldest Younger brother. He can fire many shots.
Inventory: 2 Revolvers, Horse, Cowboy Hat
Health: Stomach Shot
Bob Younger: The youngest Younger who took quite a beating but kept fightin'.
Fisticuffs!: +1 to hand-to-hand combat.
Inventory: Knuckleduster, Bowie Knife, Cowboy Hat
Health: Left Thigh Shot, Bleeding
Clell Miller: The gang's sharpshooter.
Sniper: Takes 1 Turn to load rifle, upon firing he gets a +1.
Inventory: Horse, Cowboy Hat, Repeater
Health: Fine
Arthur McCoy: Every gang has their pyromaniac.
Inventory: Firebombs, TNT Sticks, Cowboy Hat
Health: Burned
Frank James: Jessee's brother.
Close Relations With the Boss: Killing Frank would really get Jesse mad...
Inventory: 2 Pistols, Horse
Health: Fine
Rainbow Dash
Items: Dashie's Katana, Laurel Crown, L.C. Wintle's Lee Enfield (Broken), Whip, Surfboard, Sunglasses
Health: Fine
Twilight Sparkle
Items: The General's Oversized Machete Blade, Socially Acceptable Club Behavior (Part of the Official "How to: For Equestrians" Book Series)
Health: Fine
Pastamancer
Items: ASCII T-Shirt, Skiing Pants, Glass Balls, Pasta Armor, Merasmus's Bombinomicon & Staff of Wood-ness, Cortez's Pistol, Cyan Garamonde's Samurai/Light U.S. Armor, Sherlock Holmes's Hat, The Boss's Cell Phone, Mobile Turret Parts, "Bikini Inspector" T-Shirt
Health: Fine
Applejack
Items: Lasso, Theodore Roosevelt's Pistols, The Boss's Fragmentation Grenades, Hacha Axe, Turkish Saber, Heavy Machine Gun
Health: Fine
Old Spice Guy
Items: Towel, Old Spice (TM), Coconut, Bowie Knife
Health: Fine
Simon
Items: Lagann, Core Drill, Sandals
Abilities: Spiral Power (3 Turns: Activated!), Infinite Spiral (Once Per Battle: Available), Lagann Impact
Health: Chest Shot
Dagoth Ur
Items: Golden Mask, Loincloth, Ash Statue
Abilities: Summon Ash Cloud (3 Turns: 3 Turn Cooldown), Call Upon Minions (Once Per Battle: Available), A Present From House Dagoth, Telepathic Power Nap, Decorative "Mickey Mouse" Ears
Health: Fine
Al Capone
Items: Tommy Gun, Revolver, Pineapple Bombs, Molotov Cocktails, Brass Knuckles, Baseball Bat, AK47, Cursed Machete, Martini Glass with Tiny Umbrella
Health: Done Got Blown Up
Big Macintosh
Items: Pony Gauntlets, Pony Armor, Armored Greaves, Bandana, Overpriced Souvenir, Straw Hat
Abilities: Apple Family Reunion (3 Turns: Ready!)
Health: Side Bruised
Roland Deschain
Items: Father's Guns, Ammo Bandolier, Wanderer's Clothing, Shiny Plastic Revolvers
Abilities: Gunslinger (2 Turns: 2 Turns Cooldown)
Health: Several Chest Shots
Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team
Items: MPSK Sub-machine Guns, Tactical Shotguns, Riot Shields, Tasers, Flashbangs, Smoke Grenades, 5 Pounds of Kush Herb
Health: 9/12
Asinine Sleeper
Items: Useless Trinkets, Empty Cereal Box, Limited Edition "Mind of Carlos Mencia" DVD
Health: Fine
Automated Turret
Items: Gatling Gun, Legs
Health: Fine
Meatball Monster
Items: Meatball
Health: Fine
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