Chapter 57, Part 1: Ballin'
"Calling the blade!"
Take the blade useing TK.
Twilight Sparkle takes
The General's Oversized Machete Blade as a reward, levitating it over to herself.
Al Capone picks up an AK47, and puts it in his suit. He looks over at his petrified arm and curses, before picking up the
Cursed Machete.
The Old Spice Guy jumps to the clouds and makes it rain Old Spice! The Jamaicans cheer and then start coughing and gasping due to the mist of deodorant clogging their city.
Simon makes a request for a phone. He thinks he saw
The Pastamancer with a cell, he should ask him.
Rainbow Dash takes a nap and has an awkward dream about Fluttershy and talking potatoes.
Applejack picks up the Heavy Machine Gun, an impressive task accomplished by her great strength.
"Tis' weighs a bit more than a couple cattle, but it works. Now, where is my cider?"The Pastamancer claims the Mobile Turret Parts. He should be able to make something of this.
Big Mac takes the Bandana. Unfortunately, it seems unenchanted.
Roland Deschain finds the battle of the Gods pretty interesting.
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In the middle of their scavenging, the
H.O.E.S. are teleported and healed instantly, then dropped into a pile on the middle of a great Lunar Battleship. Surrounding them is a fleet composed of many more ships, some long and foreboding with runways, others smaller but packed with cannons, missiles and other launch-able weapons. Before they can ask about their spontaneous teleportation, the party looks up to witness a huge starship floating in the air miles in front and above them in the atmosphere, visible by it's sheer size and glowy-ness.
"Go home you alien fascists!" Booms Lunar Republican Military Leader and Prime Minister
Winston Churchill, from several amplified loudspeakers posted at the bow of the battleship. The starship responds:
"Stand down you insignificant sub-species! I am Tassadar, infused one of the Overmind, and none of your backwards military technology or your equine friends, Lunar Republic and Solar Celestian combined, will stop the conquest of your galaxy!" Churchill laughs.
"You have only one ship, and while it may seem flashy, we have over twenty more! Conquer us? You and what army?"
"....well, I'll be fucked."It looks grim now, the going up against a fleet of highly-advanced and sophisticated Protoss warships. This could be the end....
And then a voice, clear as day but louder than either the Englishman or the Protoss leader could conjure up.
"DIVINE HEAVENLY ALL OUT FIREBALL FOURTH QUARTER COSMIC METEOR IMPACT OF SHIVA'S FIST INFINITE POWER DEMI-BULL CHICAGO SLAM DUNK!!!"A giant aura of red sweeps across the entirety of Earth's atmosphere as a glowing star-like object flies over the Lunar Battleships. As the star sweeps over the sky above the
H.O.E.S., it turns into a visage of
Shiva. Shiva each of His 6 palms forward, which contain four legs, a torso and a head.
Shiva disappears and the body parts form into a singular being, which grows more and more life-like in shape, until it becomes a giant bull.
The bull roars and charges through the air at the Protoss fleet, leaving a trail of red sparkle behind it. It breaks the sound barrier several times, creating beautiful rainbow cones cascading through the sky like the great Arctic lights. The bull roars once more and crashes into Tassadar's ships, ripping through all it's defenses and hull like a child's finger penetrating bubble wrap, causing an orchestra of explosions to occur throughout it. The bull dissipates but it's vessel and caster continue to fly through the ruined ship.
Tassadar feels the ship rumble and quake with disaster, and stands up. At the same time the flying caster enters the room on his feet. He jumps, nearly scraping the ceiling. Tassadar looks up to see his opposition, and with no emotion but plenty of determination and prestige he inscribes his last words:
"Michael Jordan."
Michael dunks the ball.
He scores.
The impact destroys the entire flee.
The remains are cast back into the void of space.
Chicago Bulls: 1
Protoss: 0
Rainbow Dash
Items: Dashie's Katana, Laurel Crown, L.C. Wintle's Lee Enfield, Whip
Health: Fine
Twilight Sparkle
Items: The General's Oversized Machete Blade
Health: Fine
Pastamancer
Items: ASCII T-Shirt, Skiing Pants, Glass Balls, Pasta Armor, Merasmus's Bombinomicon & Staff of Wood-ness, Cortez's Pistol, Cyan Garamonde's Samurai/Light U.S. Armor, Sherlock Holmes's Hat, The Boss's Cell Phone, Mobile Turret Parts
Health: Fine
Applejack
Items: Lasso, Theodore Roosevelt's Pistols, The Boss's Fragmentation Grenades, Hacha Axe, Turkish Saber
Health: Fine
Old Spice Guy
Items: Towel, Old Spice (TM)
Health: Fine
Simon
Items: Lagann, Core Drill
Abilities: Spiral Power (3 Turns: Activated), Infinite Spiral (Once Per Battle: Available), Lagann Impact
Health: Fine
Dagoth Ur
Items: Golden Mask, Loincloth, Ash Statue
Abilities: Summon Ash Cloud (3 Turns: Ready!), Call Upon Minions (Once Per Battle: Available), A Present From House Dagoth, Telepathic Power Nap
Health: Fine
Al Capone
Items: Tommy Gun, Revolver, Pineapple Bombs, Molotov Cocktails, Brass Knuckles, Baseball Bat, AK47, Cursed Machete
Health: Fine
Big Macintosh
Items: Pony Gauntlets, Pony Armor, Armored Greaves, Bandana
Abilities: Apple Family Reunion (3 Turns: Ready!)
Health: Fine
Roland Deschain
Items: Father's Guns, Ammo Bandolier, Wanderer's Clothing
Abilities: Gunslinger (2 Turns: Ready)
Health: Fine
Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team
Items: MPSK Sub-machine Guns, Tactical Shotguns, Riot Shields, Tasers, Flashbangs, Smoke Grenades
Health: 12/12
Asinine Sleeper
Items: Useless Trinkets, Empty Cereal Box, Limited Edition "Mind of Carlos Mencia" DVD
Health: Fine
Big Fucking Pile of Rocks
Items: Rocks
Health: Rocks
The second part of this turn will be posted tomorrow, which will include the Fourth Set of GM-created playable characters.
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