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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II [Actually Done This Time: R.I.P]  (Read 336857 times)

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 29: Fresh H.O.E.S.)
« Reply #1395 on: October 22, 2012, 08:31:58 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on October 22, 2012, 08:22:26 pm
So, who's the new team going to be assuming Baradine and Grimm fail to respond?

Ansontan is in, and I was going to put Forlance in as well. However, he hasn't been on the forum since August....I'm taking him off the Waitlist, but if he ever comes back I'll let him jump in whenever.

That means next in line is Flying Dice. Damn, the Waitlist is actually going down!

Quote from: ansontan2000 on October 22, 2012, 08:17:30 pm
Well, that's a strange yet delightful turn of events! Just tell me when i should put up the intro.

Go ahead and do it as soon as you're ready.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 29: Fresh H.O.E.S.)
« Reply #1396 on: October 22, 2012, 09:48:47 pm »
The Boss, as his gang called him, sat down on the ZEUS chair, awaiting his insert into cyberspace. That was when it all went wrong...

"What the...WHERE THE FUCK AM I? A warzone? Fuckin' cool!" The Boss was almost giddy. "Now, to find guns, explosives, guns, and HOES!"

2 days later...
"Ugh, my head hurts. What now..." He stepped out into the sunlight, and saw a massive banner with a moon and blue Alicorn on it. "Okay, have I gone crazy?"
« Last Edit: October 22, 2012, 11:59:32 pm by ansontan2000 »
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 29: Fresh H.O.E.S.)
« Reply #1397 on: October 22, 2012, 10:50:30 pm »
Quote from: ansontan2000 on October 22, 2012, 09:48:47 pm
The Boss, as his gang called him, sat down on the ZEUS chair, awaiting his insert into cyberspace. That was when it all went wrong...

"What the...WHERE THE FUCK AM I? A warzone? Fuckin' cool!" Seconds later, a night blue Alicorn zipped by overhead, hailing the ganger. "I am Princess Luna, and I have brought you here to help fight my upstart sister, Celestia. I trust that you can help me?" The Boss was almost giddy. "Sign me up! Anything to fuck some people over!"

Leave the Luna Roleplaying to me. :3 And the intro was you getting out of the truck in front of the palace.

Also, Luna would never say "I". It's "we". :P
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 29: Fresh H.O.E.S.)
« Reply #1398 on: October 22, 2012, 11:57:01 pm »
Quote from: TCM on October 22, 2012, 10:50:30 pm
Quote from: ansontan2000 on October 22, 2012, 09:48:47 pm
The Boss, as his gang called him, sat down on the ZEUS chair, awaiting his insert into cyberspace. That was when it all went wrong...

"What the...WHERE THE FUCK AM I? A warzone? Fuckin' cool!" Seconds later, a night blue Alicorn zipped by overhead, hailing the ganger. "I am Princess Luna, and I have brought you here to help fight my upstart sister, Celestia. I trust that you can help me?" The Boss was almost giddy. "Sign me up! Anything to fuck some people over!"

Leave the Luna Roleplaying to me. :3 And the intro was you getting out of the truck in front of the palace.

Oopsies. I haven't watched MLP in a loooong time, and i'm just waiting for S3. 10/11/12!
Also, Luna would never say "I". It's "we". :P
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 29: Fresh H.O.E.S.)
« Reply #1399 on: October 23, 2012, 03:06:22 am »
Woah the waitlist has grown a lot after I asked to be added to it. :-D
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 29: Fresh H.O.E.S.)
« Reply #1400 on: October 23, 2012, 09:13:54 am »
The shrill ringing of the telephone roused a certain cyan pegasus from sleep. Beside her, a brilliantly bright orange pegasus shifted, murmuring softly.

"Dashie, wussat?"

"Not sure, Spitfire. Lemme get it."

...

"You can't be serious. I thought that I was out after that business with the nuke?"

She sighs, hanging up and dragging a hoof across her face.

"Sorry, dear. I was just called back up."

"Mm, then let's spend a little more time together. I'm sure they won't mind..."

Several hours later, Rainbow Dash found herself lazily flying towards a group of sophonts gathered around a truck. She circled down towards them, allowing herself to crash into the group rather than attempt to make a real landing.

"Heya, I'm baa-aack~... Say, has anyone seen my katana? I think that I lost it while I was carrying a nuclear bomb into low orbit under my own power. Oh, that's right, the name's Dash, Rainbow Dash!"


((That's right beyatches, I'm back.  :P))
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 29: Fresh H.O.E.S.)
« Reply #1401 on: October 23, 2012, 09:24:10 am »
Jackie blinks at the cyan pegasus that just crashed into him and picks himself up, dusting himself off and then staring at Dash for a moment.

"You did what now with a nuke? How do you fly with such small wings?"
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 29: Fresh H.O.E.S.)
« Reply #1402 on: October 23, 2012, 09:48:00 am »
"I picked it up and flew it into space. And then this bug with a fixation on me pushed it far enough away that I survived. I don't really remember how I did it, though...

Eh? I fly because I'm a pegasus, duuuh! It's, like, what we do."


((This is going to be such a bad thing. But seriously though, TCM, does Dashie still have her katana?))
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 29: Fresh H.O.E.S.)
« Reply #1403 on: October 23, 2012, 10:03:43 am »
"Huh. More demonic horses, this time breaking physics, but at least you have the bumblebee for companionship. You're also arrogant, hopped up on your own greatness, and it'll get you killed someday. Sherlock shakes RD's hoof. "Glad to meet a fellow narcissist. Sherlock Holmes, and you are?"
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 29: Fresh H.O.E.S.)
« Reply #1404 on: October 23, 2012, 10:48:06 am »
Jackie shrugs, completely at ease with the attitude of the pegasus.

"Right. Well, I can't complain, I've seen weirder things after all... You kinda remind me of a few people I've met before, they used to work for me before..." He pauses and shakes his head and blinks, the false light coming from them dimming to nothing. "Nevermind... I'm Jackie, if you needed to know."
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 29: Fresh H.O.E.S.)
« Reply #1405 on: October 23, 2012, 10:54:33 am »
Quote from: Flying Dice on October 23, 2012, 09:48:00 am
((This is going to be such a bad thing. But seriously though, TCM, does Dashie still have her katana?))
((Yes she does.))

"Hail friend equine," King Arthur said as he held the Katana with his right on the hilt, and the other on the foible. "This belongs to you, I'm guessing?"
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 29: Fresh H.O.E.S.)
« Reply #1406 on: October 23, 2012, 11:01:00 am »
Rainbow Dash grinned as she stepped towards King Arthur, "Awesome! Thanks monkey-person, you're the best!"

"Yes, baby, mommy's back, and we're going to be cutting things up again~"
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 29: Fresh H.O.E.S.)
« Reply #1407 on: October 23, 2012, 11:12:39 am »
Monkey...person?

The King just took a deep breath as he wondered if the pony recognized who he was. It wasn't worth berating an ally - perhaps it was her own viewpoint.

"Lost now, Excalibur is. I shalt hope to find another suitable blade."
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 30: English People)
« Reply #1408 on: October 23, 2012, 04:18:46 pm »
Chapter 30: English People

As the new party members introduce themselves, a nearby pony corporal rewards the Mongolian Warriors by turning them into an elite unit with more powerful equipment.

Princess Luna looks at the gathering from afar. Deciding that they have been acquainted enough, she instantly teleports them all to their next location.....

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The H.O.E.S. reappear into a physical form. Looking around, they are standing on a hard floor. They are in some sort of circular enclose, with surrounding part split into three ascending levels. In front of them is a wooden stage. This is The Globe, perhaps the most famous theater on Earth. 

A figure clad in Renaissance clothing is in the center of the stage. A few figures, also dressed in Renassiance armor and clothing, pop out of nowhere are begin advancing towards the group from all directions. As weapons are drawn and prepared, the advancing army stops. The figure in the stage turns around.

"Gentleman and lady-ponies. What doth constitute a play? The acting? The atmosphere? The actors themselves?...Shit if I know. I just get paid my ounces. Oh, why if it isn't King Arthur! Hello! Sorry, but I do have to ensure the death of each and every one of you." He reaches into his side pockets and pulls out dueling pistols. "Do not fret though, I'll adapt a great work out of this."


Shakespeare's Men:

Archer: The finest in the islands, could shoot an apple off of another apple.
Items: Longbow, Shortsword
Health: Fine

Man-at-Arms: A trained soldier equipped to handle military operations.
Items: Light Plate Armor, Mace, Throwing Axes
Agile: 50% chance of getting +1 to defense.
Health: Fine

Vanguard: A heavily armored killer with a long-reaching weapons.
Items: Chain Mail, Greataxe, Halberd
Health: Fine

Knights: A noble and fearsome warrior out to fight for his king...er, princess.
Items: Heavy Plate Armor, Greatsword, Morning Star, Kite Shield
Glacier: Heavy resistance to damage, -1 movement.
Health: Fine

Crossbowman: Like the archer guy, but with more Crossbow.
Items: Crossbow, Short Sword
Crossbow: Takes 1 turn to load, gets +1 on attack.
Health: Fine

Rouge: A skilled criminal hired by Shakespeare.
Items: Curved Dagger, Throwing Knives
Kleptomaniac: A successful attacks steals a random item from the target.
Health: Fine

Tybalt: Don't date his cousin...er...sister...aunt...I read R&J a long time ago. I think.
Items: Rapier
Testosterone Issues: +1 to attack, -1 to defense.
Health: Fine

Hamlet: Everyone died.
Items: Poisoned Blade
Health: Fine

Julius Caesar Actor: Not the actual guy, just an actor. And his equipment are all replicas. But they're pretty good replicas.
Items: Roman General Armor, Scutum, Gladius, Pila, Pugio, Plumbatae
Health: Fine


And their leader:


William Shakespeare
Health: Majestic
Mood: All the world's a stage/and I am a boot/that steps on the world/smash/I win.




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Spoiler: Heroes of Equestria (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 30: English People)
« Reply #1409 on: October 23, 2012, 04:57:12 pm »
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