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[TCM]

So, who's the new team going to be assuming Baradine and Grimm fail to respond?

Ansontan is in, and I was going to put Forlance in as well. However, he hasn't been on the forum since August....I'm taking him off the Waitlist, but if he ever comes back I'll let him jump in whenever.

That means next in line is Flying Dice. Damn, the Waitlist is actually going down!

Well, that's a strange yet delightful turn of events! Just tell me when i should put up the intro.

Go ahead and do it as soon as you're ready.

[ansontan2000]

The Boss, as his gang called him, sat down on the ZEUS chair, awaiting his insert into cyberspace. That was when it all went wrong...

"What the...WHERE THE FUCK AM I? A warzone? Fuckin' cool!" The Boss was almost giddy. "Now, to find guns, explosives, guns, and HOES!"

2 days later...
"Ugh, my head hurts. What now..." He stepped out into the sunlight, and saw a massive banner with a moon and blue Alicorn on it. "Okay, have I gone crazy?"

[TCM]

The Boss, as his gang called him, sat down on the ZEUS chair, awaiting his insert into cyberspace. That was when it all went wrong...

"What the...WHERE THE FUCK AM I? A warzone? Fuckin' cool!" Seconds later, a night blue Alicorn zipped by overhead, hailing the ganger. "I am Princess Luna, and I have brought you here to help fight my upstart sister, Celestia. I trust that you can help me?" The Boss was almost giddy. "Sign me up! Anything to fuck some people over!"

Leave the Luna Roleplaying to me. :3 And the intro was you getting out of the truck in front of the palace.

Also, Luna would never say "I". It's "we".

[ansontan2000]

The Boss, as his gang called him, sat down on the ZEUS chair, awaiting his insert into cyberspace. That was when it all went wrong...

"What the...WHERE THE FUCK AM I? A warzone? Fuckin' cool!" Seconds later, a night blue Alicorn zipped by overhead, hailing the ganger. "I am Princess Luna, and I have brought you here to help fight my upstart sister, Celestia. I trust that you can help me?" The Boss was almost giddy. "Sign me up! Anything to fuck some people over!"

Leave the Luna Roleplaying to me. :3 And the intro was you getting out of the truck in front of the palace.

Oopsies. I haven't watched MLP in a loooong time, and i'm just waiting for S3. 10/11/12!
Also, Luna would never say "I". It's "we".

[Johuotar]

Woah the waitlist has grown a lot after I asked to be added to it. :-D

[Flying Dice]

The shrill ringing of the telephone roused a certain cyan pegasus from sleep. Beside her, a brilliantly bright orange pegasus shifted, murmuring softly.

"Dashie, wussat?"

"Not sure, Spitfire. Lemme get it."

...

"You can't be serious. I thought that I was out after that business with the nuke?"

She sighs, hanging up and dragging a hoof across her face.

"Sorry, dear. I was just called back up."

"Mm, then let's spend a little more time together. I'm sure they won't mind..."

Several hours later, Rainbow Dash found herself lazily flying towards a group of sophonts gathered around a truck. She circled down towards them, allowing herself to crash into the group rather than attempt to make a real landing.

"Heya, I'm baa-aack~... Say, has anyone seen my katana? I think that I lost it while I was carrying a nuclear bomb into low orbit under my own power. Oh, that's right, the name's Dash, Rainbow Dash!"


((That's right beyatches, I'm back.  ))

[Zako]

Jackie blinks at the cyan pegasus that just crashed into him and picks himself up, dusting himself off and then staring at Dash for a moment.

"You did what now with a nuke? How do you fly with such small wings?"

[Flying Dice]

"I picked it up and flew it into space. And then this bug with a fixation on me pushed it far enough away that I survived. I don't really remember how I did it, though...

Eh? I fly because I'm a pegasus, duuuh! It's, like, what we do."


((This is going to be such a bad thing. But seriously though, TCM, does Dashie still have her katana?))

[Xantalos]

"Huh. More demonic horses, this time breaking physics, but at least you have the bumblebee for companionship. You're also arrogant, hopped up on your own greatness, and it'll get you killed someday. Sherlock shakes RD's hoof. "Glad to meet a fellow narcissist. Sherlock Holmes, and you are?"

[Zako]

Jackie shrugs, completely at ease with the attitude of the pegasus.

"Right. Well, I can't complain, I've seen weirder things after all... You kinda remind me of a few people I've met before, they used to work for me before..." He pauses and shakes his head and blinks, the false light coming from them dimming to nothing. "Nevermind... I'm Jackie, if you needed to know."

[Tiruin]

((This is going to be such a bad thing. But seriously though, TCM, does Dashie still have her katana?))

((Yes she does.))

"Hail friend equine," King Arthur said as he held the Katana with his right on the hilt, and the other on the foible. "This belongs to you, I'm guessing?"

[Flying Dice]

Rainbow Dash grinned as she stepped towards King Arthur, "Awesome! Thanks monkey-person, you're the best!"

"Yes, baby, mommy's back, and we're going to be cutting things up again~"

[Tiruin]

Monkey...person?

The King just took a deep breath as he wondered if the pony recognized who he was. It wasn't worth berating an ally - perhaps it was her own viewpoint.

_{"Lost now, Excalibur is. I shalt hope to find another suitable blade."}

[TCM]

Chapter 30: English People

As the new party members introduce themselves, a nearby pony corporal rewards the Mongolian Warriors by turning them into an elite unit with more powerful equipment.

Princess Luna looks at the gathering from afar. Deciding that they have been acquainted enough, she instantly teleports them all to their next location.....

------

The H.O.E.S. reappear into a physical form. Looking around, they are standing on a hard floor. They are in some sort of circular enclose, with surrounding part split into three ascending levels. In front of them is a wooden stage. This is The Globe, perhaps the most famous theater on Earth. 

A figure clad in Renaissance clothing is in the center of the stage. A few figures, also dressed in Renassiance armor and clothing, pop out of nowhere are begin advancing towards the group from all directions. As weapons are drawn and prepared, the advancing army stops. The figure in the stage turns around.

"Gentleman and lady-ponies. What doth constitute a play? The acting? The atmosphere? The actors themselves?...Shit if I know. I just get paid my ounces. Oh, why if it isn't King Arthur! Hello! Sorry, but I do have to ensure the death of each and every one of you." He reaches into his side pockets and pulls out dueling pistols. "Do not fret though, I'll adapt a great work out of this."


Shakespeare's Men:

Archer: The finest in the islands, could shoot an apple off of another apple.
Items: Longbow, Shortsword
Health: Fine

Man-at-Arms: A trained soldier equipped to handle military operations.
Items: Light Plate Armor, Mace, Throwing Axes
Agile: 50% chance of getting +1 to defense.
Health: Fine

Vanguard: A heavily armored killer with a long-reaching weapons.
Items: Chain Mail, Greataxe, Halberd
Health: Fine

Knights: A noble and fearsome warrior out to fight for his king...er, princess.
Items: Heavy Plate Armor, Greatsword, Morning Star, Kite Shield
Glacier: Heavy resistance to damage, -1 movement.
Health: Fine

Crossbowman: Like the archer guy, but with more Crossbow.
Items: Crossbow, Short Sword
Crossbow: Takes 1 turn to load, gets +1 on attack.
Health: Fine

Rouge: A skilled criminal hired by Shakespeare.
Items: Curved Dagger, Throwing Knives
Kleptomaniac: A successful attacks steals a random item from the target.
Health: Fine

Tybalt: Don't date his cousin...er...sister...aunt...I read R&J a long time ago. I think.
Items: Rapier
Testosterone Issues: +1 to attack, -1 to defense.
Health: Fine

Hamlet: Everyone died.
Items: Poisoned Blade
Health: Fine

Julius Caesar Actor: Not the actual guy, just an actor. And his equipment are all replicas. But they're pretty good replicas.
Items: Roman General Armor, Scutum, Gladius, Pila, Pugio, Plumbatae
Health: Fine


And their leader:


William Shakespeare
Health: Majestic
Mood: All the world's a stage/and I am a boot/that steps on the world/smash/I win.

Spoiler: Shakespeare's Men (click to show/hide)

Archer: The finest in the islands, could shoot an apple off of another apple.
Items: Longbow, Shortsword
Health: Fine

Man-at-Arms: A trained soldier equipped to handle military operations.
Items: Light Plate Armor, Mace, Throwing Axes
Agile: 50% chance of getting +1 to defense.
Health: Fine

Vanguard: A heavily armored killer with a long-reaching weapons.
Items: Chain Mail, Greataxe, Halberd
Health: Fine

Knights: A noble and fearsome warrior out to fight for his king...er, princess.
Items: Heavy Plate Armor, Greatsword, Morning Star, Kite Shield
Glacier: Heavy resistance to damage, -1 movement.
Health: Fine

Crossbowman: Like the archer guy, but with more Crossbow.
Items: Crossbow, Short Sword
Crossbow: Takes 1 turn to load, gets +1 on attack.
Health: Fine

Rouge: A skilled criminal hired by Shakespeare.
Items: Curved Dagger, Throwing Knives
Kleptomaniac: A successful attacks steals a random item from the target.
Health: Fine

Tybalt: Don't date his cousin...er...sister...aunt...I read R&J a long time ago. I think.
Items: Rapier
Testosterone Issues: +1 to attack, -1 to defense.
Health: Fine

Hamlet: Everyone died.
Items: Poisoned Blade
Health: Fine

Julius Caesar Actor: Not the actual guy, just an actor. And his equipment are all replicas. But they're pretty good replicas.
Items: Roman General Armor, Scutum, Gladius, Pila, Pugio, Plumbatae
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Heroes of Equestria (click to show/hide)

Pinkamena Diane Pie
Items: Rocket Propelled Chainsaw, Butcher Knife, Scalpel, WWI Trench Helmet, Amputation Kit
Health: Fine

Cyan Garamonde
Items: 2 Katanas, Tanto Knife, Samurai Armor, Sniper Camouflage, Light U.S. Armor, Bronze Bars, Fragmentation Grenade, Teddy's Pistol
Health: Fine

Gordon Freeman 2.0
Items: Crowbar, Gravity Gun, Fire Crossbow, 1911 Pistol, Handcannon Revolver, Uzi, Laser Rifle, Javelin RPG, Flashbangs, Fragmentation Grenades, ToadyOne's Legendary Longbow
Health: Fine

King Arthur
Items: Plate Armor, Sword, Shield, Dashie's Katana
Health: Fine

Jackie Estacado
Items: Dual 1911s, Micro Uzi, Shotgun, AK47
Health: Fine

Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle
Items: Webley Mk.IV, Lee Enfield No.IV Mk.I
Health: Fine

Sherlock Holmes
Items: Disguises, Pipe
Health: Fine

The Boss
Items: Dual .45 Shepards, Dual Tek Z-10, The Penetrator, Grave Digger, K-8 Krukov, Annihilator, McManus 2015, Fragmentation Grenades, Molotov Cocktails, Farts in a Jar, Electric Grenades, Phone
Health: Fine

Rainbow Dash
Items: Dashie's Katana
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)

Mongolian Warriors
Equipment: Turkish Sabers, Composite Bows, Halberds, Anti-Calavry Lances, Augmented Mongolian Armor
Health: 30/30 Warriors

 

[Spinal_Taper]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Kenny McCormick/Mysterion
Class Type: Vigilante/4rth Grader
+2 Heroism
+2 Fighting
+1 Agility

When Mysterion:
+2 Stealth

When Kenny:
+2 Endurance

Druggie
Perverted
-2 luck
-1 intelligence


I can't die.
Secret Identity
Spin Blossom Nut Squash

Items/Equipment: Orange Parka
Mysterion Outfit

Description: Kenny, a 4rth grader from the town of South Park, is in fact, a Lovecraftian immortal. Though not in the way that he cannot die, rather that when he is killed, he wakes up within his bed the following morning, regardless of any damage or wounds he suffered.