Chapter 26: Piecewise the Immortal
Green Arthur challenges Caellath to a duel to the death, after throwing his shield away. Caellath readily accepts. "Sure." The two stand an equal distance from each other, and then let out a roar and charge each other. Arthur gets the initial swing first, (4 vs. 1-1) and slices off Caellath's remaining hand.
"It seems someone has been....disarmed." The King then slashes again, and finally decapitate Caellath, finishing him!
After finishing the foe, Arthur commands his
Knights of the Round Table to charge Piecewise! (4 vs. 5) They charge but Piecewise outmaneuvers them! (5 vs. 6) The beast retaliates, but the Knights are able to form a shield wall that Piecewise can't penetrate!
Piecewise can't catch a break though as
Deoxys slams a wall of physic energy at him! (1 vs. 4) Piecewise ducks out of the blasts way and jumps at the Galactic Pokemon. (5 vs. 4) He claws at the Pokemon and scratches out one of his eyes! (-1 to all rolls)
Gordon Freeman 2.0 takes the A.rrow O.f. R.evenge and prepares to throw it at Caellath. But he's dead. Huh. He chucks it at Ex-Kirby instead. (5 vs. 2) The arrow strikes the Kirby in the head, killing it!
Cyan Garamonde goes to fight Caellath, but he's still dead. Instead, he charges Piecewise! (1 vs. 5) The nimble beast dodges all of the samurai's Katanas, (4 vs. 2) and digs his claw into Cyan's left foot!
Pinkamena Diane Pie combines her weaponry to create the
Rocket Propelled Chainsaw!Fluttershy stands in awe as she watches her bunny get indulged by a fireball. She begins whimpering, her eyes watering. A sob escapes her throat...but the tears don't come. No, this is the point beyond tears. Her chest rises and falls...faster. Her eyes twitch. Her body shakes. And in an uncharacteristic charectism,
she roars. The battlefield falls silent for a moment.
"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!"Fluttershy has evolved into Rageshy!
Name: Rageshy
Class: Ultimate Beserker (Evolution; Fluttershy Required)
+2 Strength
+3 Brutality
+1 Toughness-5 Charisma
-2 Subtly
+3 RageRage!: +1 to Attacking, -1 to Defense. Can be used any turn.Description: Oh dear.
The Mongolian Warriors sneak up on
Big Sean when he is distracted by the outburst of rage, and hack him apart! (4 vs. 2) None of their sword blades manage to get inside the Big Daddy helmet, but one lucky warrior manages to hit Sean in the face with his saber handle! The Big Bad recoils back a few steps, obviously in pain.
WWI Medic crawls to a tree, propping himself up in a sitting position. Why has it become so dark? He realizes with a sense of imminent dread that he is dying. His yellow Pegasus friend is screaming in the distance. He decides to help her out one last time. Grunting in pain, he loads his rifle, poises it, and aims it at Piecewise. (3 vs. 5) A miss. He sighs deeply. Piecewise flicks it's head in his direction and charges at him, claws bared. But by the time Piecewise reaches the Medic, he's already gone.
Piecewise is then charged again by the
Knights of the Round Table, in their seemingly never-ending conflict. (3 vs. 3) There is some scrimishing, but both war parties manage to defend themselves from the attack of the other.
Big Sean stumbles backwards after being smashed in the face by a saber handle.
"You can't kill me, I made RTDs!" Swapping out his Drill Arm for a Machinegun, Big unloads on the
Mongolian Warriors, (4 vs. 3) sending them fleeing as some fall to his barrage of bullets. He swings the gun at the
H.O.E.S. and starts firing into them. (1) He misfires the gun into his own foot. (4 vs. 1) He manages to empty a full burst of bullets into his Left Foot, shredding it. He screams in pain. Smooth.
Big Sean
Health: 4.5/6 (Augmented)
Mood: Fuck, my foot!
Piecewise: A grotesque lanky scare-crow looking figure, wrapped in torn cloth. Around it's midcenter is the phrase printed "TORTUREFORFUN".
Items: Talons
Health: Fine
Pinkamena Diane Pie
Items: Rocket Propelled Chainsaw, Butcher Knife, Scalpel
Health: Fine
Flutterrage
Items: Sniper Camoflouge, 60's Sub-machine Guns
Health: Roar!
Cyan Garamonde
Items: 2 Katanas, Tanto Knife, Samurai Armor, Sniper Camoflouge, Light U.S. Armor, Bronze Bars, Fragmentation Grenade
Health: Small Neck Cut, Left Foot Slashed
Deoxys
Moveset: Psychic, Wrap, Night Shade, Flash Cannon, Hyper Beam (2 Turns), Steel Helmet, Steel Armor
Health: Orb Fractured, Tentacle Torn Off, Pain, One Eye Scratched (-1 to rolls)
Gordon Freeman 2.0
Items: Crowbar, Gravity Gun, Fire Crossbow, 1911 Pistol, Handcannon Revolver, Uzi, Laser Rifle, Javelin RPG, Flashbangs, Fragmentation Grenades, ToadyOne's Legendary Longbow
Health: Fine
King Arthur
Items: Chain Mail, Excalibur, Shield
Health: Large Diagonal Chest Cut, Heavy Bleeding
Mongolian Warriors
Equipment: Turkish Sabers, Mongolian Armor
Health: 30/50 Warriors
Knights of the Round Table
Items: Broadswords, Shields, Lances, Crossbows, Plate Armor
Health: 80/120 Knights
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