Chapter 24: Waitlisters Rejoice!
Deoxys, even with his orb damaged, manages to retain his stance. Focusing on building the galactic energy within himself, the power orb starts glowing. It grows as bright as a star, and then fires a brilliant red beam. (3) The beam misses the RTD ensemble for the most part, however;
(5 vs. 4) The laser zips at monk12! The monk steps out of the way, but drops his staff in the path of the beam! He is left weaponless.
(3 vs. 1) The Hyper Beam barely hits ExKirby! He gets burned as a result, and his Gordon powers turn into a star that bounces away!
(6 vs. 5) While the hyper beam looks like it already disintegrated, a small post-burst hits Draignean in the chest, burying a hole and coming out his back! The heat cauterized the wound, but still. Ow.
Twilight Sparkle, the Unconscious Unicorn, tries to wake up. (1) She does. Her eyes aglow, purple aura surrounding her. She unleashes her ultimate attack......and accidentally teleports back to the Lunar Base in Canterlot.
"Twilight, is that you?" asks the befuddled Princess Luna.
"Luna...I-I..."Twilight, weakened by her energy expenditure, collapses.
Twilight Sparkle has died! accidentally withdrawn.King Arthur mourns the fall of ally
Sun Tzu. Clutching the body, Arthur cried out,
"Why must the valiant be the first to fall?....Things look awry...and that is why I summon the court of my holy Knights of the Round Table!" The King holds Excalibur to the sky. (5) God be blessed,
The Knights of the Round Table gallop in from the horizon!
Gordon Freeman 2.0 does not mourn, but seeks vengeance for his comrade. Aiming
ToadyOne's Legendary Longbow at Caellath, the scientist fires off an Arrow of Revenge. (Rights Reserved) (3 vs. 6) The arrow bounces off of Caellath's armor, and redirects itself back at Gordon. Jeez, who made that Plate Mail? (4 vs. 6) Gordon ducks under the A.o.R. as it embeds itself in the ground next to him.
Pinkamena Diane Pie goes all out, hoisting a Shotgun in one hoof and the Party Cannon in the other, and sets about making the RTD Ensemble a target gallery. (5 vs. 4) She doesn't hit anyone; what a big suprise. Actually, Draignean is laying face down in a big pool of blood. Hey, I guessed it worked out after all.
Fluttershy decides to duke it out, Cute Vs. Cute with ExKirby. (4 vs. 6) Aww, Flutters has puppies! And ExKirby is
OHSHITKAWAIIANIMEEYES- (6 vs. 4) The puppies decide to play with ExKirby instead. Fluttershy loses spirit, worse than any physical attack brought on her.
Angel unloads those 60's Sub-gats onto
Sean Mirrsan! (4 vs. 4) Every shot misses. Hey, bunnies have bad aim.
Delta charges
Sean Mirrsan, thrusting at him with a drill-arm rush! However, the RTD Mastermind is prepared, and throws a knife straight into the Big Daddy's Visor, penetrating it! The metal giant screams in agony and falls backwards, landing on the ground with a loud
*thump*. All the lights in his system turn off.
Delta has died!Cyan Garamonde charges FlyingDice with a Dual-Katana slash! (4 vs. 4) Pseduo-Dash manages to block the blades with her own!
Piecewise doesn't waste anytime, nimbly shifting and zig-zagging through the combat to get back in
King Arthur's face.
"Come demon, what has thou' got?" (1 vs. 4) Piecewise slashes, but Arthur is able to predetermine the attack and brings down his shield to deflect it. Piecewise bounces off, and the King steps forward with a counter-lunge! (2 vs. 4) Piecewise jumps back as the sword tip comes close, but does not stab him.
Gatleos casts "Magik Misile"! (6 vs. 3) The beam of kinetic magic zooms towards
Gordon Freeman 2.0, and hits him in the left arm. There is a sharp cracking noise as his entire arm takes the brute force of the attack, shattering the bones and muscles inside of it.
monk12 continues to fight off the remaining
Mongolian Warriors, even though he has been disarmed. (1-1 vs. 3) He punches a Mongol in the helmet, then clutches his hand as it bruises. Smart. (1 vs. 5-1) The Warriors charge, but monk jumps on one of the them and head-hops on their helmets until he jumps out of the center of the hoard.
Caellath sees
Pinkamena Diane Pie shoot Draignean in the chest. "Well, he sucked anyways." Out of
boredom vengeful rage, Caellath runs at Pinkamena, sword blazing. (2 vs. 1) He swings and misses, though knocks the Shotgun out of her hoofs and skidding away.
ExKirby ditches the Copy power and goes for a direct suplex on
Gordon Freeman 2.0! (2 vs. 5) Gordon sees this coming, and flails his Crowbar around like a maniac, canceling out the assassination-via-pro-wrestling-move.
FlyingDice turns around and charges at
Cyan Garamonde, resuming the Samurai duel! (4 vs. 3) She flies by and manages to nick his neck with the edge of her blade! It doesn't cause any bleeding, but it presents a big danger if Cyan gets hit again....
Mongolian Warriors charge at monk12! (5 vs. 3-1) monk12 dodges a majority of attacks, but one Saber cuts him along his Stomach! A large wound appears and he bleeds heavily!
WWI Medic runs up to
Gordon Freeman and patches up his Left Arm! (6) The surgery session is painful, but it's over quickly and with some painkiller, Gordon Freeman's arm is back to perfect condition!
Knights of the Round Table challenge Caellath to a fair knight-duel. If 120-1 odds are fair. (3 vs. 5) Even faced up against such great odds, Caellath outmaneuvers the attacks of each Round Table Knight, (4 vs. 1) and retaliates fiercely! He hacks and slashes at the Knights as the cry out in pain; arms, legs, bisected bodies and heads littering the ground. By the time his assault is finished, Caellath has eliminated a third of his enemy!
Sean Mirrsan stands over the remains of
Delta. The man inside may be dead, but the suit itself is in perfect condition. The RTD Overlord, levitates a mutated body with a knife in it's face out of the Big Daddy suit, and throws it miles away into the distance. Sean then teleports himself inside the suit, buzzing it back to life.
"The pinnacle of power like I have never felt before! True augmentation!
Run cowards, I live!"Sean Mirrsan has evolved into Big Sean!Sean MirrsanHealth: 7/6 (Augmented)
Mood: Rub yo' titties if you love Big Poppa'.
Piecewise: A grotesque lanky scare-crow looking figure, wrapped in torn cloth. Around it's midcenter is the phrase printed "TORTUREFORFUN".
Items: Talons
Health: Fine
Gatleos: Spellcasting portal-hopping penguin.
Items: Blue Wizzard Robes
Health: Fine
monk12: Hey look a monk. Runs around and hits stuff.
Items: Monk Robes
Health: Stomach Slashed, Heavy Bleeding
Caellath: Hates everyone.
Items: Broadsword, Knight Armor
Health: 100% Cynical Misanthropy
ExKirby: Pink blob. ~Kawaii~
Items:
Health: Burned
Ability: Copy
Flying Dice: Pseudo Dashie! :O
Items: Pseudo Katana
Health: Underbelly Cut, Heavy Bleeding
Pinkamena Diane Pie
Items: Chainsaw, Butcher Knife, Scalpel, 2 Jumper Cables, Party Cannon, Chaos Cupcakes
Health: Fine
Fluttershy
Items: Sniper Camoflouge, 60's Sub-machine Guns
Health: Spirit Crushed
Cyan Garamonde
Items: 2 Katanas, Tanto Knife, Samurai Armor, Sniper Camoflouge, Light U.S. Armor, Bronze Bars, Fragmentation Grenade
Health: Small Neck Cut
Deoxys
Moveset: Psychic, Wrap, Night Shade, Flash Cannon, Hyper Beam (4 Turns), Steel Helmet, Steel Armor
Health: Orb Fractured
Gordon Freeman 2.0
Items: Crowbar, Gravity Gun, Fire Crossbow, 1911 Pistol, Handcannon Revolver, Uzi, Laser Rifle, Javelin RPG, Flashbangs, Fragmentation Grenades, ToadyOne's Legendary Longbow
Health: Fine
King Arthur
Items: Chain Mail, Excalibur, Shield
Health: Large Diagonal Chest Cut, Heavy Bleeding
Mongolian Warriors
Equipment: Turkish Sabers, Mongolian Armor
Health: 42/50 Warriors
WWI Medic
Items: WWI Military Uniform, Military Helmet, Trench Rifle, Amputation Kit
Ability: Medic
Health: Fine
Knights of the Round Table
Items: Broadswords, Shields, Lances, Crossbows, Plate Armor
Health: 80/120 Knights
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