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[Geen]

Waitlist! (I realize he may not be fictional, but I feel he qualifies due to awesomeness.)

Character Sheet:



Name: Simo Häyhä
Class Type: Sniper Soldier
+2 Precision
+1 Stealth
+1 Endurance
-1 agility
-1 Strength
May attract Russian counter-sniper squads.
Amazingly accurate with both a Mosin Nagant and Suomi KP/31 9mm SMG.

Description: With around 542 confirmed kills with the Mosin Nagant, around 150 with the Suomi KP/31 9mm SMG as a Finnish soldier in the Winter War, he was a farmer and amazing sniper. He WAS just following orders.

Equipment: Suomi KP/31 9mm, Mosin Nagant, white camoflauge.

I tried to keep it balanced.

Seems fine by me, also his face is hilarious.

[TCM]

So guys, I've downloaded a bunch of different browsers trying to post this turn.

Opera and Firefox keep crashing.

Google Chrome works but I can't increase the size of the post box to make it easier to manage big posts.

Any suggestions?

[Spinal_Taper]

So guys, I've downloaded a bunch of different browsers trying to post this turn.

Opera and Firefox keep crashing.

Google Chrome works but I can't increase the size of the post box to make it easier to manage big posts.

Any suggestions?

Install Gentoo. I have no clue.

[ansontan2000]

So guys, I've downloaded a bunch of different browsers trying to post this turn.

Opera and Firefox keep crashing.

Google Chrome works but I can't increase the size of the post box to make it easier to manage big posts.

Any suggestions?

Write the post on google docs or Microsoft word, then copy and paste into the post box. Then all you have to do is fill in the colors.

[TCM]

Name: Simo Häyhä
Class Type: Sniper Soldier
+2 Precision
+1 Stealth
+1 Endurance
-1 agility
-1 Strength
May attract Russian counter-sniper squads.
Amazingly accurate with both a Mosin Nagant and Suomi KP/31 9mm SMG.

Description: With around 542 confirmed kills with the Mosin Nagant, around 150 with the Suomi KP/31 9mm SMG as a Finnish soldier in the Winter War, he was a farmer and amazing sniper. He WAS just following orders.

Equipment: Suomi KP/31 9mm, Mosin Nagant, white camoflauge.

I tried to keep it balanced.





Name: Eragon
Class Type: Dragon Rider
+1 Magic
+2 Fineness
Telepathic (Non magical)

Magic Drain: Whenever Eragon uses magic, he takes a -1 penalty to all rolls next turn

Store Energy: Eragon may opt to take a -1 penalty on his next turn to create an Energy Reserve. A Reserve may be used to: a) negate the -1 penalty for using magic, or b) add +1 to his next magic roll. He cannot create more than one per turn, but may use them in any manner he wishes. There is no limit to the number of Energy Reserves Eragon may hold.

Eragon starts with 2 Energy Reserves.

Equipment:

Zaroc: a masterfully crafted elfish blade, both lightweight and strong.
Belt of Beloth the Wise: Required to store Energy.

As the last of the Dragon Riders*, Eragon is sworn to maintain peace throughout the land, wherever that land may be. His training, weapons, and innate abilities as a Rider have made him one of the greatest swordsmen in the history of Alagaesia.

*In Training



There we go! And since I read discussion on why the later, more recently made characters seem more developed than the older ones, it's because originally this wasn't going to be a serious game. You'd just run at Princess Celestia, she'd kill your ass, and the cycle would repeat for about 20 pages. It wasn't until a bit in that I decided this game would be a long-standing one.

[Biscuitlord]

There we go! And since I read discussion on why the later, more recently made characters seem more developed than the older ones, it's because originally this wasn't going to be a serious game. You'd just run at Princess Celestia, she'd kill your ass, and the cycle would repeat for about 20 pages. It wasn't until a bit in that I decided this game would be a long-standing one.

And it became an awesomely awesome one



P.S.


Oh the Horror. It burns take it away AHHHHHHH That Movie it BUUUUUURNS

[TCM]

P.S.


Oh the Horror. It burns take it away AHHHHHHH That Movie it BUUUUUURNS

Sorry, but the only images of Eragon are the movie version. Even if it did suck.

If you can find a better picture I'll replace it.

[TCM]

Chapter 20: ARMOK and H.O.E.S.

Dexoys's flesh (?) sears from the burning attack, some his orange and green features turning a smoky black. Nonetheless, he stands firm and fires a blast of white light from his chestpiece. (4 Vs. 6) A wall of magic reflects the attack back at the Galatic Pokemon! (3 Vs. 6) He gets out of the way as the beam of light strikes the floor.

Gordon Freeman 2.0 tries out his Gravity Grenade trick again. He throws a live Fragmentation Grenade on the ground, picks it up with his Gravity Gun, and fires it at ARMOK. (1+1 Vs. 1) The grenade goes off a bit early, and a minimal amount of pieces hit the Bethemoth.

Twilight Sparkle fires all the magic power she's got at ARMOK. (6 Vs. 2) The flurry of magical blasts strike him hard. He lets out an Earth-shattering groan as all parts of his body are hit by tiny explosions of purple flare.

King Arthur, somewhat confused, tries to rally what looks like a battle. (1) "EEEEUUUUUGGGHHHHHH!" The King of England flails around on the ground.

Sun Tzu shoots at ARMOK'S balls. (4 Vs. 2) His balls being made of the souls of the damned makes it less painful. But still, ow.

Cyan Garamonde charges the Chaos King and swipes at him with a huge, enhanced SwordTech slash! (5+1 Vs. 3) The cut goes down from ARMOK'S left shoulder down to his right hip! Black material splashes the ground!

"~Yay~" (2) No one heard her.

Angel sprays his 60's SubMachine Guns at the Demon Lord. (3 Vs. 2) Bullets pepper the giant's body.

Delta shoots Rivets at ARMOK. (3 vs. 2) A rivet hits him in his torso!

ARMOK falls to the ground!

Pinkamena Diane Pie does her stuff. (4 Vs. 1)

*1 Hour Later*

Yay, Chaos Cupcakes!


Available Loots:

Knives
Steel Helmet
Steel Armor
Steel Warhammer
M16s
Katanas
Body Armor
Teddy's Rifle
Teddy's Pistol
Teddy's Knife
ToadyOne's Legendary Longbow


 

Spoiler: Heroes of Equestria (click to show/hide)

Twilight Sparkle
Items: Dashie's Katana
Health: Fine

Pinkamena Diane Pie
Items: Chainsaw, Butcher Knife, Scalpel, 2 Jumper Cables, Shotgun, Chaos Cupcakes
Health: Fine

Sun Tzu
Items: Kaiyun, Ji, Battle Banner, Art of War, Lamellar Armor, Heavy U.S. Armor, French Toast,
Health: Fine

Fluttershy
Items: Sniper Camoflouge, 60's Sub-machine Guns
Health: Fine

Cyan Garamonde
Items: Katana, Tanto Knife, Samurai Armor, Sniper Camoflouge, Light U.S. Armor, Bronze Bars, Fragmentation Grenade
Health: Fine

Deoxys
Moveset: Psychic, Wrap, Night Shade, Flash Cannon, Hyper Beam (3 Turns)
Health: Fine

Gordon Freeman 2.0
Items: Crowbar, Gravity Gun, Fire Crossbow, 1911 Pistol, Handcannon Revolver, Uzi, Laser Rifle, Javelin RPG, Flashbangs, Fragmentation Grenades
Health: Fine

Delta
Items: Drill Arm, Rivet Gun, Machine Gun, Harpoon Launcher, Electro Bolt Plasmid, Incinerate Plasmid, Winter Blast Plasmid, Telekinesis Plasmid
Health: Fine

King Arthur
Items: Chain Mail, Excalibur, Shield
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)

Mongolian Warriors
Equipment: Turkish Sabers, Mongolian Armor
Health: 50/50 Warriors

JFK in a Tank
Equipment: Sherman Tank
Health: America

WWI Medic
Items: WWI Military Uniform, Military Helmet, Trench Rifle, Amputation Kit
Ability: Medic
Health: Health: Fine

[RTD]

Deoxys takes the steel helmet - and maybe the steel armor if it dosen't weigh him down.

[mcclay]

Twilight takes Teddy's stuff and puts them alongside RD's. She also puts on the armor.

Gotta keep the equipment of out companions. We're gonna have a bitching momerial when we are done.

[Geen]

Get Teddy's knife. Offer my companions a Chaos cupcake with a bloody smile.

[Sinpwn]

The red glow of Delta's porthole shifts to amber as he hefts his new weapon and stands stationary, disregarding the pink creature and its dubious pastries.

Acquire the Warhammer.

[Tersr]

Take the ToadyOne's longbow

[Tiruin]

Deoxys takes the steel helmet - and maybe the steel armor if it dosen't weigh him down.

[...]She also puts on the armor.

Get the steel armor before these peasants do! Because they're being cheap!

"What in bloody blazes is going on here? What are you all and who is responsible for my being here?!"

Regain composure, and begin getting used to this alternate universe.

[Caellath]

Sun Tzu eats a Chaos cupcake. "Because when life gives you cupcakes, you eat them, dumbass." he recites one of his favorite military quotes...Was it really part of the Art of War? And more importantly, who gave one single shit about it?

"LAST ONE TO GET TO THE PARTY IN THE GUTS PAYS FOR THE BOOZE! says Tzu, running towards the random piles of dwarven entrails strewn around while eating a cupcake.
Eat Chaos Cupcake, run around screaming and make an angel on dwarven entrails. Oh, and get a katana, just in case.