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[TCM]

Ch. 14: Aftermath


The Party, A Ragtag Bunch of Misfits, composed of the following: Profanity Nerd,Cotton-Candy Rapist, Racist American, Chinese Fratboy,  Winged Doormat, Kamikaze Samurai, Space Freak and Mute Crowbar.

Their current situation of 'Romping Through the Medows and Shit' was interuptted by a call on the communicator.

*Beep*

"Hi everyone! This is Prime Minister Mi Amore Cadenza, but please, call me Cadence! Our Supreme Princess is busy with her own matters, so I'm filling in for her today. With the defeat of MacArthur, the last two major combatants on our current list would be ToadyOne/ThreeToe and William Shakespeare, so it's up to you guys to decide on who you will fight next! Also, Luna has requested you guys decide on a unique new name. Celestia has gathered her own Party, and you must not be affiliated or confused with them. Transportation will be provided when you all have decided your next target. Good luck!"

*Beep*

Loot:

Infantry Armor
M16's
Light U.S. Amrmor
U.S. 60's Sub-machine Guns
Heavy U.S. Armor
Shotguns
Flamethrowers
Heavy Machine Guns
Napalm Bombs
Trench Rifles
Fragmentation Grenades
Sniper Rifles
Sniper Camoflouge
1 Mobile Machinegun
1 Knife
10000000000000000 Chinese Rifles
Dashie's Katana


Meanwhile, at the Lunar Palace:

The Deity Council was a large, circular room with several circular tables stretching about, similar to parliament or the U.N. meetings. The only difference is that it was filled with Gods & religious figures. Currently, the situation was in disorder.

"She has no basis for Godhood!" - Yaweh Allah.
"She has stolen Mount Olympus from me!" - Zeus.
"I will have her head!" - Odin.
"The cycle of creation and destruction has been tainted!" - Shiva
"What would Theodore Roosevelt do?" - Chuck Norris
"Dude, this is such a drag." - Jesus Christ
"..." - Buddah

Thousands of more figures made similar remarks.

"BE. STILL."


Princess Luna's declaration quited everyone.

"We can not have discord, that is how Equestria fell many years ago! Now, we all agree that The Sun Goddess is an illigitimate Deity. We would move quicker, but it seems she has already drafted powerful evils into her force. Fortunately, we have many kinds of powers, political and military, that are advancing on her. The time will come soon. Now, if you would like to ask for help from the powers beyond, do so now."[/b]

Heads were bowed. Some clasped their hands or fell to the knees. The council grew silent.

Then, a random voice asked, "Wait, who do we pray to?"

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Twilight Sparkle
Items:
Health: Fine

Pinkie Pie
Items: Party Cannon (Broken), Shotgun
Health: Fine

Teddy Roosevelt
Items: Rifle, Pistol, Knife
Health: Fine

Sun Tzu
Items: Kaiyun, Ji, Battle Banner, Art of War, Lamellar Armor
Health: Fine

Fluttershy
Items:
Health: Fine

Cyan Garamonde
Items: Katana, Tanto Knife, Samurai Armor
Health: Fine

Deoxys
Moveset: Psychic, Wrap, Night Shade, Flash Cannon, Hyper Beam (Ready)
Health: Fine

Gordon Freeman 2.0
Items: Crowbar, Gravity Gun, Fire Crossbow, 1911 Pistol, Handcannon Revolver, Uzi, Laser Rifle, Javelin RPG, Flashbangs

Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)

Mongolian Warriors
Equipment: Turkish Sabers, Mongolian Armor
Health: 50/50 Warriors

JFK in a Tank
Equipment: Sherman Tank
Health: America

[Caellath]

Sun Tzu limbers up with some pelvic thrusts before getting a Chinese Rifle. "This won't work, more dakka!"

Combine all chinese rifles into something appropriately crazy. He also gets U.S. Heavy Armor and slaps his lamellar armor over it for good measure, wearing it afterwards. So he can still keep his looks and his guts. Hooyah~

[mcclay]

Twilight picks up Dashie's Katana "we will have to treat this with care, it is a artifact from our dead friend, nothing can happen to it." She said before putting in her saddle bag.

I think the group's name should be The Heros of Equestria Also we should go after Toady one

[Caellath]

"They say Toady's dwarves party hard. 'Lest you fall old and sick, always get more whoring'. Let's go after that fat toad and party hard with some midgets."

Sun Tzu does not even spends a minute considering Twilight's suggestion.

"Most of us aren't even from Horsestria or whatever. Our name should be Filthy Flying Armpits from Hell. Fuck yea. Or Party Harder."

[RTD]

Deoxys is confused by these things. He picks up the knife, and sees what does it do.

[Geen]

Get me two of those flamers, attach a few dozen machine guns to 'em, strap the two flamethrowers together, then put Dashie's Katana on it as a bayonet. Cue naming it the 'Pink Death'. Then grab a gasmask.
"I say we go after those dwarves too! They like parties, and I like parties, and they like booze, and I like booze, and they like killing, and I like killing, and they like torture, and I like torture and so, yeah!

[Flying Dice]

((Somewhere, RD sneezes at a very inappropriate time.))

[Johuotar]

Cyan picks up light armor and puts sniper camouflage over it, as he currently has no armor. He also picks up one fragmentation grenade out of curiosity.

The Heros of Equestria

Cyan shows approval for this name for the group with a nod.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Cyan picks up light armor and puts sniper camouflage over it, as he currently has no armor. He also picks up one fragmentation grenade out of curiosity.

The Heros of Equestria

Cyan shows approval for this name for the group with a nod.

I know I'm not eligible for a vote since I'm not participating, but "Herods of Equestria" is less cliche and is in some ways quite fitting. Especially if you're willing to forgo the 'e' in "Heroes" anyway.

[RTD]

Oh hai Sean. Once again, I thank you for introducing RTD to TvTropes.

Now, time to think up ideas for TNT propelled Cow-mobile...

What?

I've been on TVTropes for quite a while now. And what are you talking about introducing me?

Nice idea.

Get me two of those flamers, attach a few dozen machine guns to 'em, strap the two flamethrowers together, then put Dashie's Katana on it as a bayonet. Cue naming it the 'Pink Death'. Then grab a gasmask.
"I say we go after those dwarves too! They like parties, and I like parties, and they like booze, and I like booze, and they like killing, and I like killing, and they like torture, and I like torture and so, yeah!

I already took the katana.

Whoops, mcclay already took it.

[Powder Miner]

Teddy Roosevelt grabs some light U.S armor and a shotgun and a M16, before thinking about the name. "It's missing something. How about the Heroes of Equestira and AMERICA?

[Sean Mirrsen]

Oh hai Sean. Once again, I thank you for introducing RTD to TvTropes.

Now, time to think up ideas for TNT propelled Cow-mobile...

What?

I've been on TVTropes for quite a while now. And what are you talking about introducing me?

Well, unless you're being sarcastic/humorous, I was the one who introduced the Roll To Dodge game concept to the TVTropes forums, quite a while ago.

[Geen]

Shit, in that case use the knife as a bayonet.

[TCM]

Ch. 14.5: King Cong

General MacArthur, battered and bleeding, limps his way away from the battlefield. Fortunately, The Party does not give chase. The General rounds a turn and sighs with relief, leaning upon a tree and closes his eyes brielfy. When he opens them again, a thin, lanky figure armed with a Bayonetd' Rifle is standing in front of him. Before he can speak or run, the bayonet is impaled into his sternum, puncturing him deeply. Blood flows from his mouth. "N-no!" The figure grins. "Ho ho ho." The rifle flashes and a bullet penetrates Arthur's mouth and comes out the bottom of the back of his skull. The Bayonet is pulled back, and the lifeless General slumps to the ground.





Name: Ho Chi Minh
Class Type: Guerilla Leader
+1 Improvisation
+1 Stealth
+1 Traps
+1 Tactics
A target of both U.S. & South Vietnamese soldiers.

Description: The leader of the Viet Cong who led North Vietnam to victory. His army and he fight best in sneaky, unorthodox, guerilla methods.
Equipment:
Bayonet AK-47: The original russian Kalashkinov, now with a blade attached to the end.
K-50: A rapid-fire Chinese sub-machine gun.
Nagant M1895: A Russian revolver made for close-quarters.
Sickel: A farming tool improvised to be a hacking blade.
Viet Cong Trap Kit: A hammerspace bag containing a shovel, pointy sticks, tripwires, mines, and all Viet Cong style traps.

[ansontan2000]

Sickle is spelt with an LE, not EL.