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[TCM]

...Okay, maybe not today. BUT TOMMOROW. I PROMISE.

PLEASE GIVE ME SOME ENCOURAGEMENT GUYS. AGGGGHHHHH

[Caellath]

Encouragement? Ok, I already helped people commit suicide in those help lines for a time, so I got the hang of it.

You can do it! Your RtD is very good and if you were in front of me right now I would slap your face until you started to write a new turn or the slaps turned into gunshots and both of us died in a gory display of madness.

I'm good.

[Flying Dice]

Because we need at least one longrunning pony RTD?

[Geen]

Do it or I sic Cthulhu on you. And then Hastur, too. And worse. DO IT.

[HartLord]

'Cause you know you want to run longer than RTRTD.

[RTD]

You can do it!

[Biscuitlord]

Because Fluttershy would get really ..... ok i know it gets old. Ok let's just say I would get really sad and will upload a pic of me being sad and your face would explode of sadness and you know you wouldn't want that.

[TCM]

So, I'm like half-way through the post. I've been trying my best to write everyone a speech that would be the most in-character and entertaining.

[Caellath]

Use May as inspiration for that.

[zomara0292]

if you need me  to, i can try to write up my part. i am tired and in danceing pain, but, it might help you.

[TCM]

Chapter 8: Back in Action

Sun Tzu leapt to the stage, running up to the podium. Opening his book, he quotes, "When good men die because of the sheer stupidity of their teammates...YOU PARTY HARD! OHOOOOOOO!!!!" Materializing a Flying V gutair out of mid-air, Tzu begins a freestyle solo, thats both amazingly impressive and disrespectful.

Fortunatley, Teddy Roosevelt runs behind Sun Tzu, grabbing the general by his armor, and tossing him effortlessly off the stage where he lands with a *thud*. While Tzu continues to do a seizure-dance on the floor, Teddy turns to the microphone and gives his speech.

The musicians start to play again.

"Fellow AMERICANS Equestrians, I come here to pay tribute to two of my fallen friends. Not just any comrades. AMERICAN friends. And let me tell you all something about Americans: We will stab you in the back with a knife and go 9 inches deep, pull out 4 inches, and call it progress. What I'm saying, is that we are freedom loving people. Because when two men marry each other, that's satanic communism. But when a man and a women marry each other for 18 hours, that produces the smell of George Washington baking Apple Pie on his grill while riding on top of a bald eagle. So take a moment to remember these two great men, who died in the line of honor, for all of us. Because it doesn't matter whether your Equestrian, English, Chinese or Russian. Because in the end, we're all Americans."

There is confused applauding as Teddy steps down from the podium. Looking in his pockets, he saw his original speech that his teammates had wisely discouraged him from giving:

"Ha ha ha! Oh, those silly negroes."

Pinkie Pie hoped up to the microphone next. "Heyah everypony! So, I'm sorry to Tawrence Laylor and that hip-hop guy. It was pretty sad. I mean, have you ever seen a guy with his arms broken, and another guy with a spear in his back, trying to run from a nuclear muffin? It sure is sad. Sad muffins. Like the time they had to switch Derpy's voices in the show because little girls can't handle the thought of mentally handicapped people exsisting in the world. I mean, how stupid is that! A show about friendship and tolerence is going to censore all the different types of people in this world to keep the Conservative Christian Soccer Moms happy? Jeez louise! Next they'll be banning Zecora! Ah! The only thing more stupid than this, is if you loaded up an artillery device with a nuclear weapon and killed your friends who had been saving your ass since the war started! Not cool! Pinkie Out!" She's gone in an explosion of confetti, reappearing next to Sun Tzu, bludgeoning him with a baseball bat.

Usually a shy Pony, Fluttershy is impressed by her squadmates speeches. As Teddy Roosevelt passes her, she remarks ''That was was really touching Teddy.'' *sniff* Mustering up the courage to speak, the Pegasus flies over to the podium. "...is this, um on? Yes? Okay..." She gulps. ''Even though, this is a sad day for all of us and even though we lost two valuable members of our party, we have to fight on. We have to end this war as fast as possible to prevent more ponys and other beings from dying and suffering under the hand of our once beloved Princess. I don't know what corrupted her and I don't know if we can heal her, but at first we have to get to her and at least try to do so.'' The crowd claps and Fluttershy resumes her usual shy and clumsy form as she steps down.

There was a flash of purple light, and then Twilight Sparkle stepped up to the microphone. "Greetings my fellow comrades. Today we discuss the downfall of our blood-kin in the line of battle lost to an adversary that can only be described as malelvolent and barbaric..." Her speech uses too many big words and lasts way too long. (Good things those bagpipe ponies can play for a long time.) By the time the sun starts going down, she dissapears to tired appaluse.

Finally, the last remaining teammate of the fallen, Rainbow Dash steps up. She pulls out a hefty stack of papers on the podium. Clearing her breath, she reads from her epic speech, "Eh." She throws the papers in the air and flies off. There is massive applause.

After the speeches are made, the service ends and everyone goes back to camp. Rainbow Dash spots an oddly shaped-figure in a tree. "Huh?" Flying into the pine, Dash discovers a red, and whitish gigantic worm. "Wurmple!" Rainbow picks it up. "Woah! I'm bringing this back to camp!" With the worm in her hoof, she flies back to her team.
Wurmple has joined the Party!

Meanwhile, Theodore Roosevelt noticed a new, Oriental-style tent had sprung up in the camp. Being curious, Teddy goes inside to find a meditating Samurai. The Samurai opens his eyes. "Greetings, I am-" Teddy rushes towards him yelling, "COMMUNIST!", tackling him to the ground. There is an ad hoc wrestling match as the rest of the Party comes to investigate this sound. "Teddy, what are you doing?" Putting the Samurai in a headlock, the President declares, "I got me a communist! These no good criminals ruin everything, I mean, that's why are yellow friend Sun Tzu escaped from his homeland of Korea!" "MOTHAFU-" Twilight cuts Tzu off. "Teddy, that's our new squadmate! You know, the one Luna promised after the last two got blown up?" Theodore looks down at the Samurai. "Whoops. My bad. Welcome." He lets him go. The Samurai coughs and gasps for air. Standing up he states, "My name is Cyan Garamonde. A pleasure being here." He bows.
Cyan Garamonde has joined the Party!

A message from the Communicator appears!

The Party opens the communicator to find a message.

"Dear Party,

Genghis Khan has joined our side.




Name: Genghis Khan
Class Type: Khanate
+1 Strength
+1 Toughness
+1 Brutality
+1 Horseback Riding
+1 Intimidation
+1 Perception
+1 Tactics
+Lotsa' Insanity
-1 Diplomacy
Weakness: Chinese Guns
Equipment:
Sword of the Khanate - Royal sword, cuts through lots of stuff.
Mace of War - Hammerlike device to smash bones and skulls.
Mongolian Longbow - Kill someone from 5 Kilometers away.
Khanate Armor - The Great Khan is invincible! (Except for Chinese guns, anyways.)

Description: KHAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!

Sent reinforcements. Remaining Generals:

General MacArthur
ToadyOne & ThreeToe
William Shakespeare

P.S. Get a new name. 'The Party' is really generic and lame.

Your benevolent ruler,
-Princess Luna

Rainbow Dash gets a private message for herself on the Communicator.

'Hey Cutie,
Let's hang out sometime okay?

-Spitifre

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Twilight Sparkle
Items:
Health: Fine

Rainbow Dash
Items: Katana
Health: Fine

Pinkie Pie
Items: Party Cannon
Health: Fine

Teddy Roosevelt
Items: Rifle, Pistol, Knife
Health: Fine

Sun Tzu
Items: Kaiyun, Ji, Battle Banner, Art of War, Lamellar Armor
Health: Bludgeoned Heavily

Fluttershy
Items:
Health: Fine

Wurmple
Items:
Health: Fine

Cyan Garamonde
Items: Katana, Tanto Knife, Samurai Armor
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)

Mongolian Warriors
Equipment: Turkish Sabers, Mongolian Armor
Health: 50/50 Warriors

2 Mongolian Horses
Equipment: Mongolian Horse Armor
Health: Both Fine

Meteor Golem
Equipment:
Health: Fine

Yep, I just made Theodore Roosevelt naively racist.

[Caellath]

Sun Tzu curses a little before standing alone in a corner. Damn idiots do not understand what to do when a real nice man tries to break the ice. They should party hard as well. The suddenly cornered old man, his hair already fading from grey to white, mopes around.

Spoiler: Small wall of text and Character Development for the senile chinese general (click to show/hide)

He remembers the days when he was the "serious" Sun Tzu. His book was a heavy tome of martial tactics and strategy and any army led by him inflicted fear upon the hardiest of soldiers simply because they knew who was leading them. He had almost absolute control over any political scenario he wanted due to the fact he exuded an aura of fear and his armies' banners always carried the pungent smell of blood from slain foes.

And when Sun Tzu himself stepped on the battlefield, things were different. He was almost a demon on earth and his combat prowess was only compared to the might of all the armies he had commanded in life together; there was no one capable of taking him down as he sprinted towards the enemy leader (taking advantage of a good field positioning, of course) and leapt to chop him cleanly in half, taking apart all of the men around in the process. His maxim of the good general being the one who prevented a war meant that the other side frequently refused to fight his forces and forfeited, and even then his diplomacy was unmatched, based on the "I can kill you all." logic. Glorious days indeed.

But as time passed, Sun Tzu discovered that what he thought of as a blessing was a curse. He had no real friends, and any allies were only his companions as long as he happened to be their general. He was a mercenary leader, and he led any army to impossible victories. His men loved, respected and feared him, but when he switched sides just on a whim, all of those feelings immediately turned into hate and omnipresent, crushing fear. The legend had no social life and no wife, no kids and his legacy would be forever smeared with the blood of thousands he had slain with an impassive, uncaring face. He felt no pity, no remorse and knew no restraints. His life was meaningless.

He then gave up on everything by throwing away all that was related to his life of bloodshed. No more wars and no more pain inflicted upon others. His equipment and original Art of War were buried forever to never be retrieved. The legend had died and a man had been born. He tried to find friends and be a "nice guy" overall, but his past only got him persecuted and shunned upon. Even if his aura was long gone, no one accepted hanging out with him even as he tried to be as silly and normal as possible. Now known as Sun Tzu, the aging man turned to booze and prostitutes and finally decided on spending the rest of the life on a farm until the call for help came from Equestria. They needed help, and he went to their assistance by looting equipment from other chinese general and trying to write a new book, this one based on his new life's experiences. He joined the heroic party with only two objectives:

Defeating the looming threat and, above all, making friends.

He had made his choice and he would stick to it. Sun Tzu rose again to his feet, trying to appear strong and gangsta. Young people seemed to like that those days. He once again picked his book and read from it after some flipping through some pages of phone sex companies and "hot teens" websites URLS.
"The traitors deserve to be castrated and their balls thrown to the 'gators."

Sun Tzu votes for attacking MacArthur next.

[RTD]

I am right up next! Wonder how I'll enter?

[Powder Miner]

"Yes, MacArthur... The other tactical one... who betrayed America. I survived long after I should have died, because of my patriotism and my sheer toughness. I fought alongside MacArthur... He wasn't always this crazy. I don't know what happened, but he has turned against the American way... We should go at him.

[Tiruin]

PLEASE GIVE ME SOME ENCOURAGEMENT GUYS. AGGGGHHHHH

You write pretty well.

You make good RTDs.

You know how to please.

TCM.