Rainbow Dash sees the League of 5000 Stormtroopers #2 are closing in. After a triumphant speech, she bucks one of the Stormtroopers in the torso, (6 vs. 4) and he flies away several feet, before landing on a large explosive cache.
There is a huge Micheal-Bay style explosion, and the League is exploded! RZA uses the Dark Magical Arts to fuse
Lawrence Taylor's body with the corpse of the Alien Animal. (4) He does! And now Lawrence Taylor is like a Centaur, except instead of a horse, his lower body is a giant blue cat.
Lawrence Taylor calls upon the New York Giants to summon an Elder Earth Giant. (2) They reply telepathically,
" We're not available at this time. Instead, enjoy a free complimentary item." A New York Giants Soda Bottle appears in Lawrence's inventory.
King Arthur looks up at the sky. Hoisting up Excalibur, he exclaims
"I call upon the power of the souls laid to rest beyond the veil, and in return sacrifice my own life at the end of this trial!" (4)
"Wish granted." King Arthur feels energy swelling up in him. He glows, and becomes
The Divine King!Name: The Divine King
Class: Holy Knight (Evolution: King Arthur Required)
+5 Strength
+3 Agility
+4 Endurance
+3 Magic
+10 Will
+2 to all Rolls!Items:
Golden Holy Armor - Created in heaven. Nigh-impenetrable.
Fang of God - 30-foot long glowing sword. Cuts through diamond like butter.
Blood of Christ - Red shield that can deflect the impact of WMD's.
Description: The ultimate form of King Arthur. King Arthur can only evolve to this form by sacrificing his soul to God.
Teddy Roosevelt is back! (Though I have no clue where that door came from.
Theodore Roosevelt has joined the party!Teddy Roosevelt points his Rifle right at the head of the Giant Robot and fires! (2 vs. 6) The bullet ricochets, and the robot sees him. It fires a rocket blast from it's Blaster Arm, (2 vs. 2) but Teddy yells at the rocket and it goes away.
Pinkie Pie lays unconscious. (3) She starts twitching. ((She'll come back to consciousness next turn, provided someone doesn't walk over and shoot her face.))
Twilight Sparkle sees that the Reaper Starship is charging it's Synthetic Death Ray. She shoots a highly-concentrated magic beam at it, (2 vs. 2) which bounces harmlessly off.
Boba Fett administers first aid to himself! (3) He pulls the bullets out of his leg and seals the wounds up.
The Giant Robot pins
Abraham Lincoln down with one arm, and lunges it's Drill Arm at him! (3 vs. 4) Before the robot can attack, Abraham throws his Boomerang Bowie Knife! (2 vs. 6) It bounces off the robot and lands back in his hands. Lincoln sheepishly grins.
The UFO shoots a Laser Beam at
Abraham Lincoln! (6 vs. 3) It hits Lincoln in the Left Arm, causing it to disintegrate!
Steampunk Soldier gets behind his Cannon and starts loading it...
Reaper Starship aims it's Synthetic Death Ray at
Twilight Sparkle. "Target locked-on."[/b] (3 vs. 1) The huge laser hits Twilight Sparkle! She falls over...and isn't dead. But something isn't right. Some ashes fall from her head and she realizes
her horn has been destroyed.Abraham Lincoln screams as his Left Arm is turned to dust. But this only fights him to motivate more, and he throws his Boomerang Bowie Knife at the Giant Robot again! (6 vs. 1) The knife swings throw the air,
goes into the robot's eye and slices all of it's main circuiting! It shuts down and slumps over, letting the Great Emancipator get free.
Ol' Dirty Bastard throws his Great Axe at
Darth Vader! (4 vs. 4) Darth Vader Force-Pushes it to the side.
Darth Vader looks at
Ol' Dirty Bastard... and then throws his Lightsaber at him! (6 vs. 1) The Lightsaber
swings vertically and slices Ol' Dirty Bastard in half, killing him!Ol' Dirty Bastard has died!The Lightsaber continues swinging, and swings towards
RZA! (6 vs. 3) It slices both of his Legs Below the Knees off! The Lightsaber boomerangs back into Vader's hand.
Darth Vader
Health: Bruised Face
Mood: *Breathing Noises*
Black Twilight Sparkle (mcclay)
Items: Pony Royal Guard Armor, Battle Axe, RPG
Health: Un-Unicorned
Green RZA
Items: Microphone, LMG, 2 9mm
Health: Blasted Left Forearm, Missing Legs Below the Knees
Blue Rainbow Dash
Items: Katana, Mac-10, Bandolier
Health: Scorched Chest, Top Left Wing Blasted
Pinkie Pie
Items: Party Cannon, Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness
Health: Coma
Lawrence Taylor
Items: Football Helmet, New York Giants Soda Bottle
Health: Centaur-Cat-Man-Thing
King Arthur
Items: Chain Mail, Excalibur, Shield
Health: Divine
Items: Rifle, Pistol, Knife
Health:
Fine
Boba Fett: A ruthless hired bounty hunter who has worked around the galaxy. Has a phobia of giant worms.
Items: Bounty Hunter Armor (Front of Helmet Damaged) , Jetpack (Broken), Quick-Shot Blaster, Grappling Hook
Health: Slammed Face, Left Leg Shot Twice
UFO: Get your tinfoil hat! Houses 30 Grey Aliens.
Items: Traction Beam, Laser Beam, Death Ray
Health: Fine
Steampunk Soldier: The 1870s were the best.
Items: Rail-Pistol, Chain-Rifle, Cannon
Health: Fine
Reaper Starship: Can- disintegrate organic life. Can not- Stop a trilogy from having a terrible ending.
Items: Synthetic Death Laser
Health: Fine
Abraham Lincoln (Unhatted)
Items: Battle Rifle of the Union, Sawed Off Shotgun, Boomerang Bowie Knife
Health: Heavy Bruising, Missing Left Arm
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