TCM, because Abe is already in the game and RZA is still alive, I'm going to be red Teddy again. I don't want to duplicate colors or characters and I've got a bawse intro to write for Teddy.
Abraham Lincoln is on the ground, and he's pinned... The robot's got him, and he can't get a weapon... It looks like it's all over... but... he thinks he hears a voice. "My fellow citizens, no people on earth have more cause to be thankful than ours" ...yes... he hears a voice indeed... but why would he be thankful? "And this is said reverently, in no spirit of boastfulness in our own strength, but with gratitude to the Giver of Good who has blessed us with the conditions which have enabled us to achieve so large a measure of well-being and of happiness." At this point, the voice is clearly audible and outside the door. The words of his speech provide an effect of motivation, of happiness, of providing of want for duty. It gets closer to the door, then the speech finishes as the door is rocked out of its hinges. At the door stands Theodore friggin' Roosevelt! Blood stains his uniform, and his wounds are visible... yet... he looks as rejuvenated as he did when he first started this adventure, and a spirit of patriotism radiates from him. "I am Theodore Roosevelt and it taks more than four shots to the chest to take me out. When I get shot in the chest, that's just when I make my inaugural speech! I'm not dead, I'm just warmed uuppp!" Several slugs erupt from his rifle, whistling at the giant robot and the stormtroopers. "I shall deal with the minions of the oppressors! And then I shall deal with the oppressors themselves! And nothing shall stop me! Or my allies, for! That! Matter!"
In short: Teddy comes in kicking down the door while making a motivating speech, then shoots the robots and stormtroopers.