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[RTD]

"That all ya got!? COME GET SOME, YA DAMN DIRTY APES!"

Rainbow Dash fires her MAC-10 into Stormtrooper League #2 on full auto.

Yeah!

[mcclay]

Twilight mind hi jacks the aliens and makes them smash into the stormtroopers and the Reaper ship.

[Lord Allagon]

PTW

[RTD]

Lets go rollin'

[TCM]

Waiting for Pinkie Pie...

[RTD]

Waiting for Pinkie Pie...

Really?

[TCM]

Waiting for Pinkie Pie...

Really?

Yeah, can't progress a chapter without all the players.

I'm banging a message to Geen.

[Geen]

Sorry. Fire more cannon. They be stealinz mah cake!

[TCM]

King Arthur canters through League of 5000 Stormtroopers #2, while singing a little tune. (3 vs. 6) He gets distracted by his singing. (5 vs. 1) As such, the Stormtroopers fire on him, a lucky shot hits him in the Chest, blasts through it and liquefies one of his Lungs! He starts bleeding heavily.

Rainbow Dash flies over League of 5000 Stormtrooper #2, unloading her Mac-10 on them. (4 vs. 2) Several hundred die from the attack!

Gordon Freeman pulls out the communicator to get assistance. Derpy Hooves is on the line. Gordon types in, 'Request Assistance'. "Okay science man!"
Aerial Bombardment next turn.

Lawrence Taylor throws the remains of his Sledgehammer at Darth Vader! (4 vs. 1) The Hammer hits Vader in the Helmet, knocking him backwards! Lawrence then runs away.
((That attack made a great mental image. What other RTD has NFL Superstars hitting Dark Space Lords in the face with a hammerhead?))

RZA pours a 40oz. over Biggie's ashes. Then he jumps over Boba Fett. (5 vs. 3) Boba Fett starts to crawl away and RZA misses the face shots, but he does manage to shoot him in the Left Leg Twice!
 
Twilight Sparkle uses Telekinesis to take over the computer system of the UFO! (4 vs. 4) She only manages to take control of the ship's sewage systems.

Pinkie Pie fires her Party Cannon rapid-fire! (2) It overheats.


League of 5000 Stormtroopers #2 fire at Rainbow Dash! (4 vs. 2) A laser blasts off the top of her Left Wing! She goes crashing down!

Boba Fett tries getting up, and shooting at RZA! (4 vs. 1) He shoots him, blasting his Left Forearm!

Giant Robot wrestles Abraham Lincoln! (4 vs. 3) The Robot slams Lincoln into the ground!

The UFO shoots a death ray at Gordon Freeman! (5 vs. 1) The Death Ray goes through his Back, and into his Heart!
Gordon Freeman looks down at the gaping hole in his chest. There is no blood, but he knows what's going to happen. What's been coming for a long time. He silently limps away from the battlefield, back into the forest.
When the sound of battle fades, and slumps down onto a big oak. He turns his head towards the sky. The wind blows softly onto him. A bird sings. As he closes his eyes, he knows he has finally found peace....
Gordon Freeman has died!

Lawrence Freeman hides behind a large tree. Thinking he has escaped an attack, he peeks his head out, only to realize he is face to face with the Alien Animal! The Animal roars, and bites at Lawrence! (6 vs. 1) Lawrence rolls out of the way! After rolling, he tries to get up, but he can't. He looks at the Animal, and sees that all of his body below his waist is in the creature's mouth. He starts to faint from blood loss...
Death imminent! (Unless healed miraculously next turn.)

Steam Punk Soldier fires his Chain-Pistol at King Arthur! (2 vs. 1) The Chain hits King Arthur in his Left Foot, Shattering his Left Index Toe!

Reaper Starship fires it's Synthetic Death Ray at Ol' Dirty Bastard! (1 vs. 1) The ray hits Ol' Dirty Bastard directly, but the effects of the ray are nullified due by the high amounts of narcotics in O.D.B.'s body!


Abraham Lincoln, pinned by the Giant Robot, takes out his Sawed-off Shotgun! (3 vs. 3) He accidentally just pulls out some pocket lint.

Ol' Dirty Bastard charges Alien Animal! (6 vs. 1) He leaps up and swings his Great Axe down, slashing into the Alien Animal's neck and decapitating it! He rushes over to Lawrence Taylor. He grabs a hold of him! "AWWW SHIT! DON'T DIE MAN! THE GIANTS NEED YOU! THE CLAN NEED YOU! NEW YORK NEED YOU! EAST COAST NEED YOU! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"


Darth Vader shoots Force Lightening at Pinkie Pie! (6 vs. 2) The lightening hits her! She begins jolting around...and then faints.
Pinkie is in a coma, and must roll a 6 to get out! Rolling a 1 will cause brain damage, further hurting her!



Darth Vader
Health: Bruised Face
Mood: Victory is mine.


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Worst. Turn. Ever.

This game would be over, but as a last hope, you guys have two (semi) healthy magic people on your team.

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Black Twilight Sparkle (mcclay)
Items: Pony Royal Guard Armor, Battle Axe, RPG
Health: Fine


Green RZA
Items: Microphone, LMG, 2 9mm
Health: Blasted Left Forearm

Blue Rainbow Dash
Items: Katana, Mac-10, Bandolier
Health: Scorched Chest, Top Left Wing Blasted

Pinkie Pie
Items: Party Cannon, Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness
Health: Coma

Lawrence Taylor
Items: Football Helmet, Cleats
Health: Half the man he used to be, Extreme Bleeding

King Arthur
Items: Chain Mail, Excalibur, Shield
Health: Melted Lung, Heavy Bleeding, Shattered Left Toe

Spoiler: Enemy NPCs (click to show/hide)

League of 5000 Stormtroopers #2: These look exactly like the first league.
Items: Blasters
Health: 35% of Troops Remaining

Boba Fett: A ruthless hired bounty hunter who has worked around the galaxy. Has a phobia of giant worms.
Items: Bounty Hunter Armor (Front of Helmet Damaged) , Jetpack (Broken), Quick-Shot Blaster, Grappling Hook
Health: Slammed Face, Left Leg Shot Twice

Giant Robot: A menacing looking robot. Size: 0.78/1 Rhode Islands
Items: Drill Arm, Blaster Arm, Tank Treads
Health: Fine

UFO: Get your tinfoil hat! Houses 30 Grey Aliens.
Items: Traction Beam, Laser Beam, Death Ray
Health: Fine

Steampunk Soldier: The 1870s were the best.
Items: Rail-Pistol, Chain-Rifle, Cannon
Health: Fine

Reaper Starship: Can- disintegrate organic life. Can not- Stop a trilogy from having a terrible ending.
Items: Synthetic Death Laser
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)

Abraham Lincoln (Unhatted)
Items: Battle Rifle of the Union, Sawed Off Shotgun, Boomerang Bowie Knife
Health: Heavy Bruising

Ol' Dirty Bastard
Items: Great Axe
Health:Fine

[Caellath]

"My Sledgehammer!  You'll pay for that, you bastard!"  Throw the remains of the Sledgehammer at Vader, then run like a pansy back to some cover, because Vader will destroy me.

This, good Sir, is nice stuff.

Lawrence Taylor throws the remains of his Sledgehammer at Darth Vader! (4 vs. 1) The Hammer hits Vader in the Helmet, knocking him backwards! Lawrence then runs away.
((That attack made a great mental image. What other RTD has NFL Superstars hitting Dark Space Lords in the face with a hammerhead?))

* Caellath  sips some wine "Just as planned."

Edit: Also...What if I am thrown into the game if enough people die? Two King Arthurs?

[Tersr]

May I please be waitlisted as Teal Gorden Freeman... 2.0

[TCM]

"My Sledgehammer!  You'll pay for that, you bastard!"  Throw the remains of the Sledgehammer at Vader, then run like a pansy back to some cover, because Vader will destroy me.

This, good Sir, is nice stuff.

Lawrence Taylor throws the remains of his Sledgehammer at Darth Vader! (4 vs. 1) The Hammer hits Vader in the Helmet, knocking him backwards! Lawrence then runs away.
((That attack made a great mental image. What other RTD has NFL Superstars hitting Dark Space Lords in the face with a hammerhead?))

* Caellath  sips some wine "Just as planned."

Edit: Also...What if I am thrown into the game if enough people die? Two King Arthurs?

Yes, that's why if there's two of the same character, they have to be different colors.

May I please be waitlisted as Teal Gorden Freeman... 2.0

Okay.

[Flying Dice]

Rainbow Dash screams horribly as she crashes to the ground.

"I-I lost... I'm going to die..."

"No. NO! NOT LIKE THIS! I'm Rainbow Dash, and victory is my middle name!"

Rainbow Dash bucks one of the surviving stormtroopers, causing him to fall over and accidentally discharge his blaster rifle, triggering a domino-effect cascade through the surviving stormtroopers as each is hit and falls, firing for the first and last time with perfect accuracy-at their allies.

[Flintus10]

Use necromancy to reattatch Lawrence Taylor's body or if he allows it to the Alien creatures body.

[Baradine]

Use necromancy to reattatch Lawrence Taylor's body or if he allows it the Alien creatures body.

If you can attach half of me to an Alien body and save my life, I will worship you for all eternity.

Also, I shall make no attempt to save my own life.  Instead, Call upon the power of the New York Giants to summon an Elder Earth Giant, who is completely friendly to me and my allies.