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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II [Actually Done This Time: R.I.P]  (Read 336826 times)

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #90 on: February 19, 2012, 12:42:41 pm »

Gordon Freeman grips his crowbar and walks down, preparing for combat.

Rainbow Dash grips the Katana and heads down the stairs.

Scout grips his pistol and walks down the stairs.

RZA throws the Assault Rifle at Inspectah Deck, who grips it. The two head down the stairs.

Twilight Sparkle equips both the Armor and the Battle Axe before heading downstairs.

Spoiler: Armored Twilight (click to show/hide)

Teddy Roosevelt loads his rifle.


The group travels down the hallway, illuminated by torches on each side of the wall. No signs of movement....

""GOD SAVE THE PRINCESS!"

A Band of 5 Knights charges our heroes!










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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #91 on: February 19, 2012, 12:54:42 pm »

Crack Knight #1 #2 in the head with the crowbar then pull out the SMG
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #92 on: February 19, 2012, 12:58:49 pm »

Black Gordon Freeman I was wondering what the hell this was...then while I was reading, I realized this is hilarious.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #93 on: February 19, 2012, 01:24:21 pm »

"Hahahah! You chumps are goin' down!" Double jump over the knights and scatter gun knight 3 on the way over, keep running after to gain some distance.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #94 on: February 19, 2012, 05:13:50 pm »

Whip my horn to create a wave that rolls at the knights.

Hit em while they are down chaps!
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #95 on: February 19, 2012, 06:00:24 pm »

Shoot Knight #5 in the FACE with my rifle.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #96 on: February 19, 2012, 06:17:32 pm »

Have Inspectah Deck lay down  some cover fire while RZA rushes in and unleashes Wu-Tang fury all over knight #4
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #97 on: February 20, 2012, 12:45:37 am »

"Hey, Twi, I could use some healing when you get a chance!" Fly at Guard 5, attempt to slice the arm he is holding the crossbow with, while remaining out of reach.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #98 on: February 20, 2012, 10:17:22 am »

Gordon Freeman grips his crowbar and swings at Knight 1, (3 vs. 2) skimming along the side of his helmet, and then swings it at Knight 2, (3 vs. 4) who blocks it and counters (5 vs. 5) with a large strike that Gordon barely ducks under!

Scout double jumps over the Knights while firing his Scattergun at #3 (5 vs. 1), which hits him directly in the head, killing him! Scout continues running in away.
The dead Knight drops his Axe and Shield.

Twilight Sparkle uses her magic in a wave based-assault! (2 vs. 1) It's pretty weak, and the Knight's armor manages to absorb most of the attack.

Teddy Roosevelt shoots at Knight #5, (6 vs. 3) the bullet hits the Knight and embeds itself in his sternum!

RZA gets Inspectah Deck to lay down covering fire. (2 vs. 2) Inspectah intimidates the knights, but doesn't hit any of them. RZA attacks #4, (5 vs. 3) and kicks him in the face, dislocating his jaw and bringing him to the ground!
He drops his Lance.

Rainbow Dash flies at Guard #5 and goes to slice his arm with her Katana, (2 vs. 6) she makes contact but doesn't penetrate the armor and the force causes her to become off balance and a target, (6 vs. 2) and he slams her body with his Crossbow, grounding her and breaking a few of her ribs, putting her in pain!


Knight #1 attacks Gordon Freeman (3 vs. 2) and misses a sword swing but punches the doctor in the stomach.

Knight #2 also attacks Gordon Freeman (3 vs. 6) but Gordon sidesteps his swing (1 vs. 3) and counters with his own swing which pretty much misses.

Knight #4 goes for an attack from the ground, (2 vs. 3) but misses and RZA (3 vs. 6) tries to stomp him but he rolls away.

Knight #5 coughs up some blood and looks at his shooter. He aims a bolt at Teddy Roosevelt, (1 vs. 5) and jams his Crossbow! This gives Teddy a chance to return fire, (6 vs. 3) and he shoots the Knight in the Torso again! The Knight writhes in pain on the floor, dropping his Crossbow!

Knight #5 prays, " Oh Princess, please aid us! Argh!

His prayers are answered: A Dark Mounted Knight gallops into the hall!






Dark Mounted Knight
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Health: .....








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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #99 on: February 20, 2012, 10:52:28 am »

Fire SMG at the horse's legs.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #100 on: February 20, 2012, 11:25:49 am »

Patriotic music starts playing as Teddy Roosevelt shoots the Dark Mounted Knight IN THE FACE!
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #101 on: February 20, 2012, 02:44:35 pm »

Heal Rainbow Dash and then turn the Dark Knight's horse into a frog, a posinous frog that seeps through his armor and then asplodes.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #102 on: February 20, 2012, 04:40:50 pm »

"Thanks, Twi!" Create another stormcloud, buck lightning at the Dark Knight.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #103 on: February 20, 2012, 05:57:49 pm »

Scout runs over, scoops up the axe and chops at knight #1's neck.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #104 on: February 21, 2012, 05:01:32 am »

Posting to watch.
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