Chapter 13: Anticlimax & Hiatus
"Luna damnit!" Twilight Sparkle curses as her horn glows to levitate a bunch of floating rocks at John Rambo. (2 vs. 1) The flying pieces of Earth miss him, except one that hits him in the back of the head. The war vet stumbles a little, but then he roars indicating that he is unfazed.
Sun Tzu realizes the true weakness of the white man: Flank. No, not military flanking. Flank as in dat pony booty. The Chinese war god picks up
Pinkie Pie. *Honk* He lets the following rhyme;
"MacArthur!~You think you're the top of the CUT, but now you're going to know the power of ASS~!" Tzu chucks the pony, sending her flying through the air.
"~Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!~" (5 vs. 2) Mac doesn't see it coming, and suddenly is face is filled with plot. Knocking him to the ground with his face in the abyss of unknown, Pinkie declares,
"~If it's my flank to you're rubbing, time to get loving~!" She proceeds to
*CENSORED* Afterwards, the pink pony lays next to him.
"I haven't done it like that since Big Mac's birthday!" General MacArthur, face covered in liquid, does not respond.
"Oh yeah and this." (1 vs. 1) She tries firing a Shotgun at MacArthur but the trigger is stuck. Awwwww.
Cyan Garamonde sees his chance to finish off
General MacArthur, who is currently stunned and laying on the ground next to a
Pinkie Pie playing with a Shotgun. The Samurai jumps forward and yells, extending the tip of his blade to the crazy American's stomach. At this time MacArthur also resumes conciousness and rolls out of the way just in time, Cyan embedding his blade in the launching platform's floor. Garamonde struggled trying to free his blade, but it stayed firm in the ground. Gen. MacSalad took the oppurtunity to limp away quickly into the distance!
General MacArthur has retreated!((Due to the enemy leader retreating, plus the assured victory of the Party, and my time constraints, I will auto-win the rest of the battle.))Teddy Roosevelt was knife fighting Rambo. Rambo was gaining on the president, his fast slashes giving Teddy only minimal time to block as the Vietnam Vet increased in pace. Teddy felt his face get a small cut and declared,
"Enough of this! Speak softly and carry a big stick...and a gun!" Teddy pulled out his Pistol and shot Rambo in the Torso three times. Rambo stumbled backwards, blood running from his mouth. As he fell to his knees, Roosevelt pulled out his Knife and lunged forward,
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" The blade sunk straight through Rambo's skull. Roosevelt withdrew and walked away as Rambo became
"Rambo 6: Rambo is Dead. Coming out December 1934 in 3D."Fluttershy looked towards the area of the nuclear explosion.
"Dashie ... please ... please. Where are you? I hope you are safe." In the meantime, she decided to head over to the Snipers and berate them.
"You have NO right to hurt my friends, you mean, awful jerks!" The snipers stare at her. Then heads asplode.
The remaining Shocktroopers are eaten/blown up by
Mongolian Warrios & JFK in a Tank.Victory Get!
Twilight Sparkle
Items:
Health: Shot Right Front Hoof
Pinkie Pie
Items: Party Cannon (Broken), Shotgun
Health: Crispy Tail, Shot Flank
Teddy Roosevelt
Items: Rifle, Pistol, Knife
Health: Fine
Sun Tzu
Items: Kaiyun, Ji, Battle Banner, Art of War, Lamellar Armor
Health: Bludgeoned Heavily
Fluttershy
Items:
Health: Fine
Cyan Garamonde
Items: Katana, Tanto Knife, Samurai Armor
Health: Fine
[spoiler=Friendly NPCs]
Mongolian Warriors
Equipment: Turkish Sabers, Mongolian Armor
Health: 50/50 Warriors
JFK in a Tank
Equipment: Sherman Tank
Health: America
Yeah guys, I rushed this. You see, I'm going on a vacation tommorow, and I will have either limited or no Internet acsess for the following two weeks. Maybe if I am
really lucky I will get in the post-battle turn, but don't count on it. As of now, this game is on a temporary vacation hiatus. So, see yah!