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[mcclay]

"I vote we kick that MacAruther guy in the balls until he cries." Twilight said [<---- INSERT THAT BUT WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE CARCTER TRAITS.]

[zomara0292]

resurved for wurmple

[Johuotar]

"We shall go after the traitor then, if no one objects."

[ansontan2000]

The is the best fucking RTD on these forums. Love you TCM! (Homo fully intended!)

[zomara0292]

Wurmple didn't fully understand what was going on. All he knew is that he was taken from his home, and, as his mother warned him, if a trainer takes him from his home, he serves that trainer all his life. Wurmple looked around at the large creatures until he found the one that found him. The one with he rainbow colored hair, and moved next to her, pointing his horn in the direction she points her hoof.

[Flying Dice]

Rainbow Dash sends a message back:

Any time, sweetcheeks!


"Oh, and, uh, let's beat up MacOurhair."

[Biscuitlord]

''Oh ... Um   I'll just come after you. If that's ok. You can decide where to go.''

[Geen]

I say we head to Toady One's place, those dwarves do throw a lot of parties, complete with booze and dancing midgets, and I LOVE PARTIES!

[Xantalos]

PTW. Awesome rtd.

[TCM]

Chapter 9: American Rivalry


After a (mostly) unanimous decision, the Party designates General MacArthur as their next target. "Guys, we need to see ToadyOne next and get wasted with those crazy dwarves!" "I concur! Let's go party!" The Pink Pony and the Chinese General are ignored.

After telling the N.L.R. army of their new target, the Party is herded onto a military aircraft. A silver pegasus at the front yells, "Here we go! Increase elevation! Lift-off!" The plane seems to magically lift itself off the ground and soar into the sky....

......

"Alright, we're right over McArthur everyone, just stay seated as we-" The Pegasus was inturrpted as an explosion rocked the ship. "Shit! What was that? Sunshine, report!" "They've got anti-air, the left wings dead!" "Alright everyone, prepare for a nosediiiiiveeeeOHFUUU-"

The plane started to drop like it was made out of lead. Fluttershy clung to Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle tried surrounding the plane with a shield spell, Teddy Roosevlet began praying, Pinkie Pie and Sun Tzu were going "Weeeee!", Wurmple got flung onto the cieling, Cyan Garamonde looked forward with determination, Mongolian Warriors started screaming like sports fans at a losing game, The Two Mongolian Horses whinnied in fear, and Meteor Golem was meteors.

*BWAM*

.......

The Party regains conciousness. Outside of a few brusies, they are fine, and so is the crew. The plane is wrecked however.

Peering into the distance, the Party sees various squads of soldiers coming towards them. Beyond the soldiers is a platform at the top of a hill. The platform is big, gray, and has various people on it including;

"MACARTHUR!" screams Teddy. "YOU BETRAYED AMERICA, YOU SON A BITCH'S WHORE! WHY'D YOU DO IT?!"

General MacArthur screamed back, "YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? BECAUSE AMERICA BETRAYED ME! I COULD HAVE ENDED THE KOREAN WAR! BUT NO, NUKES WERE TOO DANGEROUS, YA' PUSSIES! AND LOOK AT ME NOW! PRINCESS CELESTIA HAS SET ME UP WITH THIS FANCY VIETNAM STYLED ARMY! SO COME ON TEDDY, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN DIE A MAN!"


Enemies:

Infantry - A group of Vietnam-era soldiers armed for killing communists.
Equipment: Infantry Armor, M16's
Health: 10/10 Remaining

Infantry #2 - The Reinforcements.
Equipment: Infantry Armor, M16's
Health: 10/10 Remaining

Scout Squad - They rush in fast, and get out as quickly.
Equipment: Light U.S. Armor, SMG's
Health: 6/6 Remaining

Shocktroopers - Heavily armored, slow moving power machines.
Equipment: Heavy U.S. Armor, Shotguns, Flamethrowers
Health: 8/8 Remaining

Assualt Helicopters - Flight of the Valkyries, anyone?
Equipment: Machine Guns
Health: 3/3 Helicopters Remaining

Bomber - Rains hell.
Equipment: Napalm Bombs
Health: Bomber in Perfect Condition

Snipers - They remain far back, spread out, picking off enemies one head at a time.
Equipment: Sniper Rifles, Camoflouge
Health: 4/4 Remaining

Machine Gun Nest - A group of heavily armed, stationary soldiers that tear anyone at close range to pieces.
Equipment: 1 Heavy Machine Gun, Rifles, Grenades
Health: 6/6 Remaining

Rambo - This dude needs a shirt.
Equipment: Mobile Machine Gun, Knife, 999% Testoserone Level
Health: RAAAWWWRRR!


And....

Genearl MacArhutr
Health: Fuckin' A
Mood: Come get it ya' goddamn yankies!

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Twilight Sparkle
Items:
Health: Fine

Rainbow Dash
Items: Katana
Health: Fine

Pinkie Pie
Items: Party Cannon
Health: Fine

Teddy Roosevelt
Items: Rifle, Pistol, Knife
Health: Fine

Sun Tzu
Items: Kaiyun, Ji, Battle Banner, Art of War, Lamellar Armor
Health: Bludgeoned Heavily

Fluttershy
Items:
Health: Fine

Wurmple
Items:
Health: Fine

Cyan Garamonde
Items: Katana, Tanto Knife, Samurai Armor
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Enemy NPCs (click to show/hide)

Infantry - A group of Vietnam-era soldiers armed for killing communists.
Equipment: Infantry Armor, M16's
Health: 10/10 Remaining

Infantry #2 - The Reinforcements.
Equipment: Infantry Armor, M16's
Health: 10/10 Remaining

Scout Squad - They rush in fast, and get out as quickly.
Equipment: Light U.S. Armor, SMG's
Health: 6/6 Remaining

Shocktroopers - Heavily armored, slow moving power machines.
Equipment: Heavy U.S. Armor, Shotguns, Flamethrowers
Health: 8/8 Remaining

Assualt Helicopters - Flight of the Valkyries, anyone?
Equipment: Machine Guns
Health: 3/3 Helicopters Remaining

Bomber - Rains hell.
Equipment: Napalm Bombs
Health: Bomber in Perfect Condition

Snipers - They remain far back, spread out, picking off enemies one head at a time.
Equipment: Sniper Rifles, Camoflouge
Health: 4/4 Remaining

Machine Gun Nest - A group of heavily armed, stationary soldiers that tear anyone at close range to pieces.
Equipment: 1 Heavy Machine Gun, Rifles, Grenades
Health: 6/6 Remaining

Rambo - This dude needs a shirt.
Equipment: Mobile Machine Gun, Knife, 999% Testoserone Level
Health: RAAAWWWRRR!

Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)

Mongolian Warriors
Equipment: Turkish Sabers, Mongolian Armor
Health: 50/50 Warriors

2 Mongolian Horses
Equipment: Mongolian Horse Armor
Health: Both Fine

Meteor Golem
Equipment:
Health: Fine

Happy Birthday everyone.

[RTD]

For a second there I thought my Soldier was going to be in there. Wonder what the chapter will be called when I join. America Goes Mad?

[mcclay]

The meteor golem goes in the main mass of enemy troops, arms flaling like it a minecraft iron golem. Twilight attempts to bring down any flying enemies that she can see.

[Powder Miner]

Teddy looks at the "American" soldiers. He makes a speech. "All of you that dare wear American uniforms! You are traitors! Douglas wishes to make you the harbingers of oppression and evil! And you accept it! You call yourself American?! What happened to freedom? Join me! Join the true American side!
Will you kill one of the presidents in the name of his country, but truly in the name of a demented fool? Or will you be patriots? Will you be truly good? Will you be American? Will you be heroes?
Will you join me?"

[Johuotar]

Cyan attacks scout squad with his katana. "Banzai!"

[zomara0292]

Skewer the winged beast (helicopter) with a hail storm of needles!!!!