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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II [Actually Done This Time: R.I.P]  (Read 336800 times)

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #75 on: February 16, 2012, 06:12:17 pm »

Teddy ON FIRE! Roosevelt does yet another firey charge! (3 vs. 2) He runs up to Celestia and smashes her huge body with the bottom of his knife! One of his kidneys melts away!

Scout holds his intestines in while shooting at the Princess, (5 vs. 5) and he misses every shot!

Rainbow Dash performs a Rainuke on the Princess! (4 vs. 2) She smashes into the Princess, and the Princess topples over!

RZA and Inspectah Deck do a double-team attack on the Princess! (4 vs. 3) They preform numerous quick jabs and kicks on her!

Twilight Sparkle (2) heals herself...and nothing happens. (3 vs. 5) She launches an attack at the Princess, (6 vs. 1) but the Princess counters by sending it back with tenfold force! The attack slices all of Twilight Sparkles legs off!

Gordon Freeman shoots his pulse rifle at the Princess (2 vs. 2) but misses!


Princess Celestia inspects the situation around her. She raises her hoof, (3 vs. 5) and attempts to attack the flaming Teddy Roosevelt, (5 vs. 1) but he sidesteps and stabs her directly in the neck, and then bashes her brains in with a punch! She falls to the floor, unmoving.....





























"YOU SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE ALL? THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING!"






With a laugh she vanishes, leaving the room with our injured heroes, what will they do now?....

Note: Reinforcements incoming!





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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #76 on: February 16, 2012, 06:38:15 pm »

Heal completely because you are a bad@##.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #77 on: February 16, 2012, 07:33:35 pm »

Have the Bleeding forearm tag removed as I was healed a turn ago and find a defense position.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #78 on: February 16, 2012, 07:46:38 pm »

Use Wu-Tang necromancy to re-attach my dead hand and give Inspectah Deck a moral boosting high five if successful
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #79 on: February 16, 2012, 07:53:54 pm »

Scout the castle surrounding the throne room for health packs and loot.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #80 on: February 17, 2012, 01:13:28 am »

Keep an eye on the entrance(s) while looking for something with which to bandage Twilight's stumps until she has a chance to heal.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #81 on: February 17, 2012, 05:55:13 pm »

Heal legs then put up wards around the throne room.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #82 on: February 17, 2012, 06:21:44 pm »

Teddy Roosevelt attempts to heal himself with his own bad-assness! (6) He heals, putting out the flames, restoring his kidney and even fixing his Rifle and Pistol!

Gordon Freeman dives behind a pillar and takes up a defensive position.

RZA uses necromancy to restore his hand, (3) and restores it, although it looks pretty pale. He hi-fives Inspectah Deck.


Scout scouts. He finds a small secret armory!  It contains:

1 Pistol
1 Battle Axe
1 Katana
1 Assault Rifle
1 Human Plate Armor (Raises defense at the cost of agility)
1 Pony Royal Guard Armor (Same effects)

Rainbow Dash flies around for something to bandage up Twilight Sparkle. She finds some royal tapestry that could work....

Twilight Sparkle uses magic to heal, (5) and her legs magically come back! She uses wards on the throne room, (2) but nothing happens.

Inspectah Deck uses his powers of Inspectahin'! He finds a lever behind the throne! He pulls it and the throne moves to the side, revealing a secret underground passageway!

Passageway discovered!




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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #83 on: February 17, 2012, 06:33:45 pm »

Equip Crowbar and head down the passage way first, ready to crack anything that jumps infront of me.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #84 on: February 17, 2012, 06:37:09 pm »

"Oh yeah, that is so mine!" Grab Katana in mouth, follow the strange monkey in the armor down the passage.

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #85 on: February 17, 2012, 07:36:29 pm »

Take the pistol and sprint down the passageway past the guy in the hazard suit.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #86 on: February 17, 2012, 07:44:22 pm »

Throw Inspectah Deck the assault rifle and then continue on with the others.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #87 on: February 17, 2012, 09:22:14 pm »

Take the armor and the battle ax then head down the passage way.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #88 on: February 18, 2012, 07:22:12 pm »

Waiting on Powder Miner.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #89 on: February 18, 2012, 09:37:43 pm »

Teddy grabs his rifle, loads it and waits.
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