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[Flintus10]

Ask the Queen if she would like some gum before the fight. Give her Juicy fruit regardless of answer.

[Powder Miner]

Teddy unloads on Princess Celestia with the Rifle, Pistol, Sawn-Off SHotgun and Battle Rifle of the Union, going double-stab mode with the knife and Boomerang Bowie Knife in the Bad@## Barrage

[Flying Dice]

Rainbow Dash unloads at Celestia, using her Quick-Shot Blaster and Mac-10 (which apparently has an interuniversal portal connecting the inside of the magazine and an armory somewhere).

[mcclay]

Twilight Sparkle attempts to asborb all of Princess Celestia's magic!

[Geen]

Fire ALL the blasters.

[TCM]

Chapter 66: Anticlimax?


Lawrence Taylor calls for the aid of the New York Giants! (2) They are too busy selecting a draft to notice, and probably will be for the next while.

"Hey bitch, you want some gum?" RZA chucks a pack of Explosive Juicy Fruit at Princess Celestia! (6 vs. 3) The gum sticks to her Torso. With a look of horror, it explodes directly on her, as her chest cavity is exploded!

Teddy Roosevelt attacks Princess Celestia with an all-out charge! (1 vs. 4) He pulls all of his weapons out, but he can't carry all of these firearms! He trips. The Princess (3 vs. 5) shoots a Death Ray at him, but he swiftly rolls out of the way!

Rainbow Dash flies over Princess Celestia and dual-fires in John Woo slo-mo fashion! (5 vs. 3) The bullets and lasers burn and tear through her body!

Twilight Sparkle uses Absorption on Princess Celestia's magical prowess! (2 vs. 2) Nothing happens.

Pinkamena Diane Pie fires all the lasers! (3 vs. 1) A huge magical laser forms and smashes into Princess Celestia! She flies several feet back before landing in the grass.

Raekwon does the ancient Wu-Tang dance! (2) It's kind of entertaining.



Princess Celestia gets up, (1) but winces in pain and falls back down again. She begins sobbing. "I can't die here..."




Princess Celestia
Health: Fucked Up
Mood: *Crying*

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Twilight Sparkle
Items: Pony Royal Guard Armor, Battle Axe, RPG
Health: Re-unicorned!

RZA
Items: Microphone, LMG, 2 9mm, Explosive Juicy Fruit
Health: Fine

Rainbow Dash
Items: Katana, Mac-10, Quick-Shot Blaster, 2 Bandoliers
Health: Fine

Pinkamena Diane Pie
Items: Chainsaw, Buterching Knife, Scalpel, 2 Jumper Cables
Health: Insane

Centaur Lawrence Taylor
Items: Football Helmet, Lightsaber
Health: Centaur-Cat-Man-Thing

Teddy Roosevelt
Items: Rifle, Pistol, Knife, Battle Rifle of the Union, Sawed-off Shotgun, Boomerang Bowie Knife
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Enemy NPCs (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)

Raekwon
Items: Machete
Health: Fine
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[Flying Dice]

Rainbow Dash gets up close and personal, engaging in thrilling gunfu, firing both weapons while also swinging her katana.


((My plot-twist sense is tingling...))

[Caellath]

She may go one-winged angel. You never know.

[Flying Dice]

I was thinking more that we were on the wrong side.

[Caellath]

I was thinking more that we were on the wrong side.

So what? Killing is fun, no matter which side you find yourself on!

[Flintus10]

RZA unleashes hell on the pony with his LMG

[mcclay]

Twilight puts up a plot shield between the attackers and the Princess.
"Okay, what the fuck is going on here?"

[Powder Miner]

Teddy musters up his awesomeness and does lift and use all those firearms.

[TCM]

Lawrence Taylor and Pinkie Pie: Y u kno fite finel baws?

[Geen]

Put ALL the lasers to her head. "I know what you’re thinking: “Did she fire 10000 shots, or only 9999?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is 10000 lasers, the most powerful energy weapons in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well do ya, punk?"