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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II [Actually Done This Time: R.I.P]  (Read 337750 times)

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #45 on: February 06, 2012, 08:30:03 pm »

Teddy didn't talk, just got down to business, whipping out his pistol and shooting yet more at Princess Celestia.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #46 on: February 06, 2012, 09:20:16 pm »

"Wu Tang Assemble!" Summon the clan and begin to unleash one of the most spectacular ass-whoopings in recent memory on Guard #2
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #47 on: February 06, 2012, 09:39:18 pm »

Pull a stormcloud out of hammerspace and buck it, shooting lightning at Princess Celestia and Guard 2.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #48 on: February 06, 2012, 10:25:56 pm »

RPG Celesita and backpedal to anyplace that might have healing.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #49 on: February 09, 2012, 08:58:36 pm »

Twilight Sparkle heals up! (3) She manages to patch up the wound, leaving a scar. She blasts at the Princess, (5 vs. 2) and scores a direct hit!

Scout does a handstand and attempts to double jump to the nearest exit! (-1 due to difficulty, 3-1) He falls over.

Teddy Roosevelt equips his pistol and fires at the despot! (1 vs. 6) Princess Celestia magically posses Teddy's ammunition and it explodes in his gun, knocking him down, and lighting him on fire!

RZA calls up the Wu-Tang Clan! (( GM Note: RZA can only summon 1 member at a time, and each time he does it has a 2 turn cooldown.)) He calls forward Inspectah Deck!

Rainbow Dash uses a stormcloud to shoot lighting at the Princess and Guard 2! (3 vs. 5) The lightning goes erratic, and becomes a Hazard!

Gordon Freeman shoots a rocket at the Princess! (1 vs. 4) The RPG is jammed! And he can not find healing, he will have to use the abilities his crew and him have on themselves.


Guard #2 stands up.

Princess Celestia casts healing on her Guard! (4) His chest wound dissipates!

Inspectah Deck attacks Guard 2! (1 vs. 5) He goes for a quick combo, but the guard tackles him and throws him off balance! (+1 due to tackle advantage, 6 vs. 5) The Guard bucks Inspectah Deck in the stomach and sends him crashing down the stairs!




Princess Celestia
Mood: Worried
Health: Shot Wounds, Bruised, Magic Blast Burn






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Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #50 on: February 09, 2012, 09:00:53 pm »

Grab Knife and charge at Princess Celestia with it.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #51 on: February 09, 2012, 09:28:59 pm »

I'm the only one that has full health.

More magical bastly fire!
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #52 on: February 09, 2012, 09:52:46 pm »

Take flight, work up speed, and charge Princess Celestia with a flying buck.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #53 on: February 09, 2012, 10:03:36 pm »

Man up, stand up, unload as many clips as possible from scatter gun into Celestia
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #54 on: February 09, 2012, 10:15:17 pm »

Pick up Scout and fire magnum at the guard
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #55 on: February 10, 2012, 05:57:19 pm »

Waiting on Flintus10.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2012, 02:23:59 pm »

((It's been nearly five days. Maybe PM him and wait until the evening of the 13th, then sub someone in if he doesn't post by then?))
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2012, 05:04:45 pm »

((It's been nearly five days. Maybe PM him and wait until the evening of the 13th, then sub someone in if he doesn't post by then?))

((Alright, good suggestion.))
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2012, 05:55:17 pm »

Oh god sorry I didn't even realize that a new turn was up.

Combine with Inspectah Deck to defeat that pain in the ass guard once and for all
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2012, 08:03:29 pm »

DAMMIT HOW DID I MISS THIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Waitlist me. And start killing these fools so I can have some awesomesauce. As pink Pinkie pie
« Last Edit: February 12, 2012, 08:05:01 pm by Geen »
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