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[TCM]

Well, looks like I need to send out some more messages...

[mcclay]

Herp, didn't know I was in yet.

Twilight watched the countryside go by. She had finally been deemed fit to fight after her accident in Dwarf Fortress. She had heard of the horrible casulties on the Celestian side and was determined to stop the dying. Any damn way she could...

((Twi's evolved should either be Researcher Twilight or Paranoid Twilight.))

[Greenstarfanatic]

((Twi's evolved should either be Researcher Twilight or Paranoid Twilight.))

((Let me guess, because I haven't been very up to date with my MLP... Researcher is from...It's About Time, and Paranoid from Lesson Zero, correct?))

[mcclay]

((I guess, I got them from 2 grimdakr Tumblr blogs.))

[Harry Baldman]

Out of the military truck steps a strange-looking fellow wearing only a loincloth and a three-eyed golden mask. His gaze wanders over the surrounding landscape.

"Been a long time since I was last in Jamaica. I remember it like it was yesterday - Kingston, city of light, city of magic!"

The fellow then turns to the H.O.E.s. N'wah, all of them! Expendable n'wah, sure, but n'wah all the same. Remember the theme park, concentrate on your goal, don't let your emotions get the better of you. It'll all be worth it in the end!

"*ahem* GREETINGS, N'WAH. I AM DAGOTH UR. DO YOU SPEAK CHIMER? Ah, forget it. I WILL FOLLOW YOU N'WAH, AND I WILL OCCASIONALLY KILL SOMEONE. PERHAPS EVEN AN ENEMY OR TWO. MY CONDITIONS ARE THAT I GET A BREAK ONCE IN A WHILE TO TAKE A NAP. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?"

[SealyStar]

The truck pulls to a stop. Out comes a heavyset man with a rounded, scarred [!] face, wearing a black-and-white suit.

"Yeah, the name's Al... Al Capone. I understand ya got a bit of a problem... I'll sorts it out... but how much ya got?"

[TCM]

I think I lost Simon's character sheet. :c

[Harry Baldman]

This one?

[TCM]

This one?

Thanks. Guess I forgot to put them in.

[Biscuitlord]

At last a big red Stallion jumps off the truck. He takes a a look around with an angry stare in his eyes. That bitch Celestia has ruled for too long and someone has to stop her. For that cause Big Mac has no problem to buck some heads in. He then walks over to stand beside his sister and Rainbow Dash.
''Glad ta see y'all are here and well. Wouldn't like ta see ya hurt lil sis. Let's buck some flank.''

[GraveHaunter92]

"Big Macintosh!  Why I never thought I'd see you out here in a place like this.  Welcome to the H.O.E.S. big brother!"
Give Big Bro a hug

[Biscuitlord]

Hug AJ back
''Well couldn't let ya have all the fun on yar own lil sis. Now where is that darn Princess Celestia?''

[mcclay]

Twilight looked at Dagoth Ur. "I've heard of youm your were the one guy who the Nevarriane fought. Didn't you blow up Red Mountain and kill everyone or something?"

[Harry Baldman]

"What? Nerevar's back? And nobody told me? Damn it all, these equine n'wah have the worst timing! I waited for so long to finally meet good ol' Nerevar, had a table next to the Heart of Lorkhan prepared for the last two hundred years and everything, and then some filthy horses kidnap me for no reason. I do hope he doesn't come over while I am away. It would be bad form. Well, hopefully Dagoth Gilvoth can cover for me. He'd better, the rotten old s'wit, otherwise I'll give him such a whooping when I get back!"

"And why would I ever blow up Red Mountain? It's such a nice place this time of year. Honestly, I can't understand why they built that pesky Ghostfence around it. It's almost as if they didn't consider me a good neighbor! Imagine that!"

[TCM]

Chapter 51: N.Y.C. of the Caribbean

With a new party formed the H.O.E.S. hop back into the Lunar Military Truck as they introduce themselves with their very varied and unique personalities as they drive off towards Kingston, the capital of Jamaica..
*Several Hours Later*


The H.O.E.S. drive into the bright, shining capital city.






The driver speaks to the group as they jump off his truck. "I've got word from the top that currently they are busy making plans and internally managing everything, so until they're ready you guys get to have a vacation here in Kingston. Good ahead, do anything you want. This place has everything: Hotels, Beaches, Museums, Casinos, Malls, Clubs, Restaurants, Shows, and so forth. They don't call it the "N.Y.C. of the Caribbean" for nothing! So, good have fun, hail Luna!" He gives a salute before driving off, leaving the party to do whatever they please.

Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)

Rainbow Dash
Items: Dashie's Katana, Laurel Crown, L.C. Wintle's Lee Enfield, Whip
Health: Fine

Pastamancer
Items: ASCII T-Shirt, Skiing Pants, Glass Balls, Pasta Armor, Merasmus's Bombinomicon & Staff of Wood-ness, Cortez's Pistol, Cyan Garamonde's Samurai/Light U.S. Armor, Sherlock Holmes's Hat, The Boss's Cell Phone
Health: Fine

Applejack
Items: Lasso, Theodore Roosevelt's Pistols, The Boss's Fragmentation Grenades, Hacha Axe, Turkish Saber
Health: Fine

Old Spice Guy
Items: Towel, Old Spice (TM)
Health: Fine

Simon
Items: Lagann, Core Drill
Abilities: Spiral Power (3 Turns: Ready), Infinite Spiral (Once Per Battle: Available), Lagann Impact
Health: Fine

Dagoth Ur
Items: Golden Mask, Loincloth, Ash Statue
Abilities: Summon Ash Cloud (3 Turns: Ready), Call Upon Minions (Once Per Battle: Available), A Present From House Dagoth, Telepathic Power Nap
Health: Fine

Al Capone
Items: Tommy Gun, Revolver, Pineapple Bombs, Molotov Cocktails, Brass Knuckles, Baseball Bat
Health: Fine

Big Macintosh
Items: Pony Gauntlets, Pony Armor, Armored Greaves
Abilities: Apple Family Reunion (3 Turns: Ready)
Health: Fine

Roland Deschain
Items: Father's Guns, Ammo Bandolier, Wanderer's Clothing
Abilities: Gunslinger (2 Turns: Ready)