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[Flying Dice]

Coup de grace El Artillero.

"Requiescat in pace," Dashie murmurs in his ear.

"Wait, where the hay did that come from? What did I just say?"

[Spinal_Taper]

Have the elemental send its drained power into my next spell, a second firing of the mortar into the Artillero. Then try to scare off the pastians.

[Geen]

With this kinda speed I'll be back in no time. Ah, Alfred, if only Pinky had been more british... Wait. I just made ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Victorian era MLP.

[GraveHaunter92]

Jump the Artillero!

[TCM]

Chapter 49: ~Victoria!~

Rainbow Dash takes her Katana and thrusts downward into the wounded Artillero. (1 vs. 5-1) As she mutters her blessings, she's surprised to find that she's missed. (5 vs. 2) The Artillero slams her ribcage with his musket, breaking a few!

The Pastamancer takes the energy from the flying spaghetti to launch a powerful Macaroni Mortar at the wounded Artillero. (3+1 vs. 2-1) The explosion lands near it's target, and the Artillero is launched up into the air and flies out into the sea.

Applejack rushes towards the Artillero as he is launched hundreds of feet into the Atlantic.


The Lunar Guards continue fighting the Spanish Guards. (1 vs. 4-1) They keep getting killed. Man, they aren't so good at this rounding up tactic.

Admiral Waverider rushes in (5 vs. 3-1) and hacks the last of the guards up his with axe. With them dead, he jumps to the side of the ship and faces La Hispaniola. "Surrender yourselves and your ship and you will be spared to live!" The remaining Spanish crew drop their weapons and hoist a white flag.
La Hispaniola has been captured by the Lunar Army!


Fluttershy is going to have a busy night....



Loot:

Spanish Swords
Spanish Pistols
Lunar Swords
Lunar Pistols
Espada-Ropera Sword
Alabarda Halberd
Hacha Axe
Ballestra Crossbow
Mosquete Musket
Pants
Espada Embarque Sword
Trabuco Naranjero Blunderbuss
Whip
Throwing Knives
Battle Dress
Spanish Guitar
Spanish Trumpet
Cortez's Lance
Cortez's Pistol

Turkish Sabers
Composite Bows
Halberds
Anti-Calvary Lances
Augmented Mongolian Armor

Cyan's: Katana, Samurai Armor, Sniper Camouflage, Light U.S. Armor, Fragmentation Grenade, Poisoned Blade of Hamlet, Bow & Arrows, Lamp Oil

Gordon Freeman 2.0's: Crowbar, Gravity Gun, Fire Crossbow, 1911 Pistol, Handcannon Revolver, Uzi, Laser Rifle, Javelin RPG, Flashbangs, Fragmentation Grenades, ToadyOne's Legendary Longbow, Banana, The Boss's Fragmentation Grenades, The Boss's Cell Phone
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle's: Webley Mk.IV, Lee Enfield No.IV Mk.I, Sherlock Holmes's Hat, The Bard's Pistol
Merasmus's: Bombinomicon, Staff of Wood-ness
Teddy Roosevelt's: Rifle, 2 Pistols, Knife




Admiral Waverider says that he'll take any of the leftover loot, and if he and the H.O.E.S. meet again in the future, they can claim the leftover items.

Spoiler: H.O.E.S. & L.R.S. Crater (click to show/hide)

L.R.S. Crater
Status: Fine
- Captained by Admiral Waverider
- Made to be contemporary style to Cortes's vessel. However, it's modeled after a pirate ship. Aargh!
Sailors: 325/325
Guards: 190/400
Gunners: 480/480
Cannons: 70/70
- Contains small boats that can be launched and used to board enemy ships.


Rainbow Dash
Items: Dashie's Katana, Laurel Crown, L.C. Wintle's Lee Enfield
Health: Right Wing Broken, Broken Ribs

Pastamancer
Items: ASCII T-Shirt, Skiing Pants, Glass Balls, Pasta Armor
Health: Head Bruise, Multiple Stomp-based Injuries

Applejack
Items: Lasso, Sword
Health: Side Slashed, Face Cut

Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Neutral NPCs (click to show/hide)

Anti-Pastians
Equipment: Anti-Pasta Materials
Health: 100%

[Greenstarfanatic]

A voice whispers from beyond....

Okay, it's not so much a whisper as it is all out yelling.

"Pastamancer! You, sir, are much worthier than I! Take my staff, and my book! Put them to good use, and be rewarded! I depart knowing that my legacy shall live on with you!"

[Biscuitlord]

Hey TCM just noticed
You forgot to update my character to red Big Macintosh.

[Spinal_Taper]

Pastamancer smirked. Quest Loot was always the best.
"I'mma not take too much. You guys need those pounds."
As per Merasmus' request, take his gear. Then, go for Cortez' pistol, assuming nobody else wants it, Cyan's armor, Holme's hat and The Bosses cell phone.

[Flying Dice]

"This should come in handy..."

Take the whip, await orders and heaing.

[TCM]

Hey TCM just noticed
You forgot to update my character to red Big Macintosh.

Um, I did it a while back?

[ArchAIngel]

Someone should get Hamlets blade. OHKO anyone?

[Biscuitlord]

Um, I did it a while back?

Odd I see myself in the waitlist as the Lone Wanderer
Did you confuse me with ansontan2000? Those Fluttershy-profil-pics might be confusing^^

[GraveHaunter92]

" *hic* well alright!  There goes one fight.  Who's next?..."
Grab Teddy's pistols, The Boss's Fragmentation Grenades, a Hacha Axe, and switch the Bucanero's sword with a Turkish Saber in honor of the fallen mongols.
((Can AJ keep a facial scar from her Face Cut.  For absolutely no reason other than the fact that I think it would look cool?))

[ansontan2000]

Um, I did it a while back?

Odd I see myself in the waitlist as the Lone Wanderer
Did you confuse me with ansontan2000? Those Fluttershy-profil-pics might be confusing^^

I believe you did get it confused, TCM. I still should be listed as Blue Simo Hahya.

[TCM]

Um, I did it a while back?

Odd I see myself in the waitlist as the Lone Wanderer
Did you confuse me with ansontan2000? Those Fluttershy-profil-pics might be confusing^^

I believe you did get it confused, TCM. I still should be listed as Blue Simo Hahya.

Oh. Lemme' fix that.