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[Flying Dice]

"Pft. They just weren't awesome enough."

[Tiruin]

(("I CAN HEAR YOU FROM BEYOND THE-"

"Keep quiet, me."))

[Caellath]

((People forgot about The Toast that Sun Tzu created. No one picked it up and I didn't use it.))

[Tiruin]

((People forget for what they deem 'useful now and in battle', never to the mundane other items left off in a battle.

Oh no, stuck with the conception of inventory and weight limit. Nobody even tried to give Sun Tzu a good burial other than sending him with that song in his dying hearing.

Fun fact: Hearing is the last sense you'll have before death. So ouch.))

[Greenstarfanatic]

((I don't know why someone just doesn't make a character with an infinite Backpack, and just go 'Okay, I'll just take everything.'))

[TCM]

Chapter 37: More Newbies

Cyan Garamonde drops his Tanto Knife and walks over to pick up the Poisoned Blade of Hamlet. He inspects both side of it. It has a feint green glow, and has the aura of dooming anyone who comes into contact with it's blade.

Rainbow Dash swoops down and tosses Jackie's Micro Uzi in her bandolier. She also straps Pinkie's Rocket Propelled Chainsaw machine onto her back. She tries to get on the Light Plate Armor, but that R.P.C. takes up too much room for armor.

Gordon Freeman 2.0 takes The Boss's Fragmentation Grenades and Cell phone.

Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle picks up The Bard's Pistols. Then, he picks up the WWI Trench Helmet before throwing it to the ground. "Bah, this is the helmet of a pawn! If I find headgear suitable for one of my rank, then I will equip it. Sherlock Holmes's Pipe rolls towards Wintle.


Soon, the Lunar Army storms into the Globe, troops pouring in and aerial vehicles buzzing overhead. A pony plants a flag of the army in the center stage.

The Communicator turns on!

"We request that Thou make their way to the center of London, where the reinforcements shall appear, and new instructions shall be giveth."

The Communicator turns off!







Loot:

Longbow
Shortsword (Tampered)
Light Plate Armor
Mace
Throwing Axes
Chain Mail
Greataxe (Tampered)
Halberd
Heavy Plate Armor
Greatsword (Tampered)
Morning Star
Kite Shield
Crossbow
Shortsword
Curved Dagger
Throwing Knives
Tybalt's Rapier
Poisoned Blade of Hamlet
Roman General Armor
Scutum Shield
Gladius Sword
Pila Javelin
Pugio Dagger
Plumbatae Darts
The Bard's Clothes
Shakespeare's Twin Pistols

Pinkie Pie's:
R.ocket P.ropelled C.hainsaw
Butcher Knife
Scalpel
WWI Trench Helmet
Amputation Kit
King Arthur's:
Plate Armor
Sword
Shield
Jackie Estacado's:
Dual 1911s
Micro Uzi
Shotgun
AK47
Sherlock Holmes's:
Disguises
Pipe
The Boss's:
Dual .45 Shepards
Dual Tek Z-10
The Penetrator
Grave Digger
K-8 Krukov
Annihilator
McManus 2015
Fragmentation Grenades
Molotov Cocktails
Farts in a Jar
Electric Grenades
Phone

Turkish Sabers
Composite Bows
Halberds
Anti-Cavalry Lances
Augmented Mongolian Armor

Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)

Cyan Garamonde
Items: 2 Katanas, Tanto Knife, Samurai Armor, Sniper Camouflage, Light U.S. Armor, Bronze Bars, Fragmentation Grenade, Teddy's Pistol, Poisoned Blade of Hamlet
Health: Fine

Gordon Freeman 2.0
Items: Crowbar, Gravity Gun, Fire Crossbow, 1911 Pistol, Handcannon Revolver, Uzi, Laser Rifle, Javelin RPG, Flashbangs, Fragmentation Grenades, ToadyOne's Legendary Longbow, Banana, The Boss's Fragmentation Grenades, The Boss's Cell Phone
Health: Fine

Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle
Items: Webley Mk.IV, Lee Enfield No.IV Mk.I, Sherlock Holmes's Hat, The Bard's Pistols
Health: Fine

Rainbow Dash
Items: Dashie's Katana, Laurel Crown, Jackie's Micro Uzi, Pinkie's Rocket Propelled Chainsaw
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)

Elite Mongolian Warriors
Equipment: Turkish Sabers, Composite Bows, Halberds, Anti-Calavry Lances, Augmented Mongolian Armor
Health: 30/30 Warriors

Oleg
Equipment:
Health: Fine

Yay, more players! I just want to note that ForlanceAbice hasn't been on this forum for months, so I'm taking him off the Wait-list. I'll just give a PM in case he ever gets back on.

[Greenstarfanatic]

((Go-go weak intro because I'm tired but want to get right to this!))

A puff of green smoke appears in meeting spot of the H.O.E.S, and a Tall, Robed man wielding a large stick steps out of it.

"You people just be lucky I'm agreeing to help you. If it weren't for that Moon Pony back at the base, I would be destroying you all right now. Anyway, let us get to this."

MERASMUS HAS RELUCTANTLY JOINED THE PARTY!

[Tersr]

Head to London, also pick up the Molotov Cocktails, Farts in a Jar and Electric Grenades, and eat the banana.

[Flintus10]

Pick up the pipe and go to London.

[GraveHaunter92]

((Hell yeah!  I was worried I'd never get a crack at this game!))
When the H.O.E.S. reach London, they are quickly approached by a lone orange mare wearing a Stetson cowboy hat who appears out of a nearby alleyway.
"I heard ya'll were looking fer some backup.  Ma name's Applejack, and I'm here to help out against Celestia."
Ever since the whole war between the Lunar Republic and the Solar Empire broke out, Applejack was determined to stay out of the whole conflict so she could stay home on the farm and look after her family.  After all, if she left Sweet Apple Acres behind how could she be sure that the rest of her family would be safe?
  However, after she started seeing her friends come back from the front-lines all injured and shell shocked, and in the case of Pinkie Pie not even coming back at all, AJ felt that she couldn't just stay out of the war anymore.  Now she's determined to do her part and kick as much flank as possible to avenge all her fallen friends.

[Spinal_Taper]

A lone figure walks from inside a supermarket, holding various dry noodles and the vast majority of the butchery department. There is a chefs hat on his head, an ASCII T-shirt on his chest, ski pants on his legs, and clown shoes upon his feet. In one hand, he holds a smoking pasta spoon, while in the other he holds three glass balls. He gives one satisfied smirk.
"There. Even if I'm trapped here, at least I'll be rich."
He wanders up to the H.O.E.S.
"You're the hoes right? My name is... Well, my name doesn't matter. What matters more is my class. I am a pastamancer, wielder of the eldritch abilities found within noodles. Their dark abilities are subject to my will, due to my intense training and specialized equipment."
He holds the spoon high, and with a magical crackle, a bolt of dry noodle fires from it like a musket ball.
"Let's kick some dictator ass."

[Flying Dice]

Drop the RPC, don the light plate armor. Proceed to next plot hook.

[Johuotar]

Follow the party to London. (TCM, the knife I dropped is still in my inventory, though I dont mind if it doesnt burden me.)

[TCM]

Follow the party to London. (TCM, the knife I dropped is still in my inventory, though I dont mind if it doesnt burden me.)

I guess I forgot. You get to keep it then, lucky you. :3

[TCM]

Baradine and Grimmjow weren't responding to the recruitment, so I sent out a couple more PMs down the waitlist.

Also, next battle will have knights and early-guns and that sort of stuff like the last. However, I've decided to add some interesting new twists to it as well....