Chapter 35: Last One Standing
Rainbow Dash flies up to the Archer's viewpoint.
"Hey, you've been killing my favorite monkey people! Now I'll kill you monkey man!" The Pegasus grips her Katana in her mouth and flies at the Archer, (5 vs. 1) He stands up and Rainbow passes him cleaning, the curved blade cutting his upper torso off of the rest of his body. The lower half of him falls back and sprays blood, while the upper half is flung off of the audience seating level and onto the ground, landing with a
*splat*.
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle bows his head in respect to his comrade and dons said comrade's hat.
"Do not lose heart my fellows, we still have a battle to win! Let us destroy England! FOR WE ARE TRUE GREAT BRITAIN-MEN! YAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" (1) Wintle's Non-British allies look at him awkwardly.
"...well....Bah, the I'm the Lone Englishman! Not the first time before I've been on my own..." (Failed Rally Call:
Bruised Pride: -1 to all rolls for himself this turn) He walks dejectedly up to the Knight.
"Mornin'." (5-1 vs. 2) Wintle thrusts one of
Shakespeare's Twin Rapiers through the Knight's visor. It jams through, taking out one of the Knight's eyes. "GEEERGH!" The Knight flails and stumbles back, losing half of all his peripheral vision.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 opens the Console. "
/healparty-all.exe./" (4) The machine works to a general effect, stopping Rainbow's bleeding, fixing Wintle's nose, and restoring consciousness to some Mongols.
Cyan Garamonde unleashes his Sword-Tech on the Man-at-Arms weakpoint: His body. Or head. Or limbs. (5 vs. 4+1) The Man-at-Arms jumps and flips through the air like an acrobat, dodging the deadly attack. Cyan looked suprised, no one had come away from a Sword-Tech attack like that.
The Man-at-Arms spins on his heel as he lands and charges
Cyan Garamonde with his signature sprinting attack. (2 vs. 1) He misses the strike, but sticks his leg out and manages to kick Cyan lightly in the chest as he passes. Cyan's armor absorbs the blow.
The Knight roars at
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle and charges like a barbarian. (3-1 vs. 2) Wintle sighs and sidesteps the giant, sending him charging past.
"Will you just hurry with it and die? I'm a very busy man."The Elite Mongolian Warriors reunite with their resurrected comrades and celebrate like how they usually do; slaughtering. They roar and leap from the audience area, landing on the ground with expert rolls, and immediately standing up and charging the Man-at-Arms. (6 vs. 4) The Man-at-Arms raises his Spiked Mace.
"You wrecked Christendom one too many times Mongols, and I-" A Turkish Saber cuts across his midsection, spilling out blood and disemboweling him.
"Well damn." He proceeds to die.
Oleg picks the Knight up in his hands.
"You think that you posses the prowess of a skilled Knight? If so, how am I able to do this?" (1 vs. 5) The giant squeezes his hands, but the Knight swings his Morning Star at his attacker's head. (2 vs. 1) The club tears Oleg's lip, causing him to drop the Knight.
"I've had it with this spiked weaponry!"
Knight: A noble and fearsome warrior out to fight for his king...er, princess.
Items: Heavy Plate Armor, Morning Star, Kite Shield
Glacier: Heavy resistance to damage, -1 movement.
Health: Torso Shot, Lost Eye
Cyan Garamonde
Items: 2 Katanas, Tanto Knife, Samurai Armor, Sniper Camouflage, Light U.S. Armor, Bronze Bars, Fragmentation Grenade, Teddy's Pistol
Health: Arrow in Left Leg
Gordon Freeman 2.0
Items: Crowbar, Gravity Gun, Fire Crossbow, 1911 Pistol, Handcannon Revolver, Uzi, Laser Rifle, Javelin RPG, Flashbangs, Fragmentation Grenades, ToadyOne's Legendary Longbow, Banana
Health: Fine
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle
Items: Webley Mk.IV, Lee Enfield No.IV Mk.I, Sherlock Holmes's Hat
Health:
Rainbow Dash
Items: Dashie's Katana, Laurel Crown
Health: Ribcage Pierced
Elite Mongolian Warriors
Equipment: Turkish Sabers, Composite Bows, Halberds, Anti-Calavry Lances, Augmented Mongolian Armor
Health: 14/30 Warriors
Oleg
Equipment:
Health: Face Torn, Torn Lips
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