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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II [Actually Done This Time: R.I.P]  (Read 336727 times)

mcclay

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2012, 08:28:31 pm »
Damn, go do that rgiht now and maybe add Littlepip to the class list.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2012, 09:51:04 pm »
Intro post coming tomorrow! Be prepared!
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Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2012, 12:47:30 pm »
Mcclay's got a pretty good idea. LilPip :D Aaanyway, would you mind wait-listing me for orange Applejack? Thanks.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2012, 06:05:23 pm »


    Ponyville is a warzone. The streets littered with bodies, the grass stained red, the sky illuminated by flashes of artillery. The Revolutionary Pony Front (R.P.F.) trades their fire with the Princess Celestia Loyalists (P.C.L.) While all this occurs, a unicorn, pegasus, president, scout, rapper and scientist all walk into a throne room....


    As our warriors stride into the throne room, they look above a the floors to find their target sitting on her throne:




"This is the force of the enemy? Two former students and some roughnecks? I shall see that this ends shortly."

When she finishes her statement, Four Royal Guards appear!




It's time to take action!


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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2012, 06:41:35 pm »
"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are, tyrant." Shoot at the guards with my rifle.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2012, 06:54:09 pm »
Fire my magnum at the gaurds and walk backwards
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Shooting something made of a semi hard metal with no organs is a fucking stupid idea anyway.

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2012, 06:57:59 pm »
Initiate Wu-Tang Kung-Fu and take down one of the guards in single combat.
« Last Edit: February 02, 2012, 10:19:45 pm by Flintus10 »
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2012, 08:28:08 pm »
"Ooooh yeah, you pigeons 're real scary." Flank right around the guards and unload six scattergun shots into the right one.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2012, 08:35:45 pm »
(I'm going to be treating this as the My Little Pony the mentally advanced series.)
"You whore, this is for all the shit you put me through before I came here!"
summon a rock above the gaurds heads and drop it, make sure it's a big rock.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2012, 10:00:13 pm »
"Yeah, you look real tough to me, chumps!" Charge through the guards at maximum possible speed.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2012, 03:58:40 am »
I'll go on the waitlist as purple Scout
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2012, 06:33:39 pm »


Teddy Roosevelt fires a shot at Princess Celestia! (4) His bullet flies through the air, but the Princess sets a defensive magical barrier in front of herself! (5) The bullet is stopped straight in its path.

Gordon Freeman back-peddles while firing at the royal guards! (5 vs. 3) He hits Royal Guard #2 in the chest, penetrating his armor and lodging the bullet inside of him!

RZA launches at Royal Guard #1 and attacks him with Wu-Tang! (1 vs. 4) However, RZA miscalculates his aim with a high kick, and ends up falling over and exposing himself! (2 vs. 2) The Royal Guard stomps his hoof at him, but RZA rolls out of the way!

Scout runs past the guards, and doubles jumps giving him a shot at Royal Guard #4! (4 vs. 2) Two of the blasts hit, one hitting the guard's right wing and another hitting his right rear leg, causing him to go crashing down!

Twilight Sparkle conjures up a big rock! (5 vs. 6) She summons a huge rock above the guards, but they use Royaly-trained flight skills to to fly away from it! It smashes onto the floor, and now there is a huge rock in the room!

Rainbow Dash zooms through the guards! (6 vs. 1) She barrels right past them into Princess Celestia! (3) Rainbow Dash slams into Princess Celestia, causing the Princess to fall over, and R.D. slams into a wall!


Royal Guard #1 attacks RZA! (3 vs. 4) The Rapper blocks the attack and counters! (6 vs. 3) He launches a windmill punch and hits the guard in the face, breaking his jaw!

Royal Guard #2 falls to the ground and coughs up some blood!

Royal Guard #3 flies at the Scout! (1 vs. 6) The Scout sees this attack coming, and as the guard flies close, Scout smashes the Scatter gun on his head, knocking him out!

Royal Guard #4 cries out in pain.

Princess Celestia grasps at the bruise on her face Rainbow Dash made!



Princess Celestia
Health: Face Bruise
Mood: Pissed


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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2012, 06:41:13 pm »
Shoot at Celestia some more with my rifle. "Heh- you know what I said. Speak softly and carry a big stick. And if I dare say so myself, it should help me go far."
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2012, 06:56:27 pm »
((Wow, I was honestly not expecting that. One round in and I've already pissed off an immortal goddess! :3))




"Now that's what I'm talking about!" Fly circles around Princess Celestia at high speed in an attempt to form a tornado.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2012, 08:16:37 pm »
diediediediediediediediediediediedie!

action> TS summons up all the shrapnel mde from the rock and shoots it at all enmies.
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