Chapter 21: Metachallengers Approach!
Dexoys puts on the Steel Helmet. He also fights with
Twilight Sparkle and
King Arthur over the Steel Armor. (5 Vs. 4 Vs. 3) The Galatic pokemon manages to yank it away from his two comrades and equip it.
Twilight Sparkle gathers all of
Teddy Roosevelt's equipment and put's it next to
Rainbow Dash's.Pinkamena Diane Pie wrestle's the Knife away from Twilight. (5 vs. 5) The purple unicorn pulls on and Pinkamena gives up.
"Who wants Cupackes?" Diane displays her crispy black-and-red treats on a tray.
Delta picks up the Steel Warhammer, giving it a few test swings. Hey, he can use it with one hand. That's convenient.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 takes
ToadyOne's Legendary Longbow. Hey, it has inscriptions and gems all over it. Cool.
"What in bloody blazes is going on here? What are you all and who is responsible for my being here?!"
King Arthur wonders these questions. He's not getting any response. Looking around, he identifies the adjacent creatures. There are three mares, one a purple unicorn, another pink with a malicious grin and offering pastries, and the final a yellow one with wings holding a rabbit and talking to a man in perculiar armor. They all seem to have human intelligence. There are two men from the far East, one calm and steadfast, the other brazenly yelling about festivities. There's a large group of some sort of desert warrior band, and a man in a big green mobile house with a tube. A man with glasses wears a colorful teal costume and inspects a longbow. There's a golem picking up a hammer, and some demonic looking floating monstrosity.
What an intersting day.
Sun Tzu quotes himself, eats
Chaos Cupcake, and goes to party in the entrail of dwarves.
"Tonight, we gonna' party hard until we....ow...ow fuck! Those cupcake's are hot!....Ah....ah....achoo!" Tzu sneezes, a multi-foot long stream of flames produced from his mouth.
"That's fucking awesome!" And he gets a Katana.
Cyan Garamonde drops his second skin of armor, and picks up another Katana, wondering aloud what he'll do with all this bronze.
Fluttershy takes
WWI Medic for a stroll. They have a discussion about herbs, bandages and hospitalization. Both learn a lot. The French Soldier learns of the properties of magical flowers. Flutter learns about how to save someone from artillery wounds. There's a lot of cuteness and awkwardity.
Basking in the glow of the defeat of their most perlicious foe, the
H.O.E.S. barely notice a group of diverse looking figures marching towards the castle...It's only when they can be identified clearly from a distance that the party stops partying.
Arthur:
"I'll be damned! Even I, who have just appirated into this strange continuim, know who those buggers are! Blimey, as the youth say nowadays, 'Shite is about to get Metafictional!"TOO BE CONTINUED........tommorow.....because I have to go to sleep...zzz.........
Twilight Sparkle
Items: Dashie's Katana, Teddy's Rifle, Teddy's Pistol, Teddy's Knife
Health: Fine
Pinkamena Diane Pie
Items: Chainsaw, Butcher Knife, Scalpel, 2 Jumper Cables, Shotgun, Chaos Cupcakes
Health: Fine
Sun Tzu
Items: Kaiyun, Ji, Battle Banner, Art of War, Lamellar Armor, Heavy U.S. Armor, French Toast
Health: Fine
Fluttershy
Items: Sniper Camoflouge, 60's Sub-machine Guns
Health: Fine
Cyan Garamonde
Items: 2 Katanas, Tanto Knife, Samurai Armor, Sniper Camoflouge, Light U.S. Armor, Bronze Bars, Fragmentation Grenade
Health: Fine
Deoxys
Moveset: Psychic, Wrap, Night Shade, Flash Cannon, Hyper Beam (1 Turn), Steel Helmet, Steel Armor
Health: Fine
Gordon Freeman 2.0
Items: Crowbar, Gravity Gun, Fire Crossbow, 1911 Pistol, Handcannon Revolver, Uzi, Laser Rifle, Javelin RPG, Flashbangs, Fragmentation Grenades, ToadyOne's Legendary Longbow
Health: Fine
Delta
Items: Drill Arm, Rivet Gun, Machine Gun, Harpoon Launcher, Electro Bolt Plasmid, Incinerate Plasmid, Winter Blast Plasmid, Telekinesis Plasmid
Health: Fine
King Arthur
Items: Chain Mail, Excalibur, Shield
Health: Fine
Mongolian Warriors
Equipment: Turkish Sabers, Mongolian Armor
Health: 50/50 Warriors
JFK in a Tank
Equipment: Sherman Tank
Health: America
WWI Medic
Items: WWI Military Uniform, Military Helmet, Trench Rifle, Amputation Kit
Ability: Medic
Health: Health: Fine
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