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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

12 (24%)

No

2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48

[kj1225]

This is why you don't try to fuck Zombie Hitler.

[stabbymcstabstab]

This is why you don't try to fuck Zombie Hitler.

Wrong you can fuck zombie Hitler, but fucking WITH zombie Hitler is a great way to die a very shit death.

[kj1225]

I can't think fucking a zombie anything would be a good idea.

[pikorge]

I can't think fucking a zombie anything would be a good idea.

Me thinks Bennie agrees. ;-)

[kj1225]

Do we need to worry about you causing gay necrophiliac pedophilia?

[Graknorke]

I feel kind of bad for Bennie actually.
It's not like he had much to tell.

[stabbymcstabstab]

He's probably the reason our adopted daughter got killed so yeah.

[Parisbre56]

He's probably the reason our adopted daughter got killed so yeah.

Wasn't that TW's fault?

[Cain12]

He's probably the reason our adopted daughter got killed so yeah.

Wasn't that TW's fault?

I think it was her fault. Pretty sure.

ask him what the hell he told them.

+1
Or demand, but yeah ask first, after all now that he has a body we can make him suffer if he doesn't cooperate. The banshee thing and stone men with souls in them thing sacred him a fair bit, so we have plenty to work with even with just threats.

Also see what he knows about the enemy, been with them for a while I figure, how did they do this, how did he get here, why we shouldn't end his new life or leave him wishing we did. Beyond the whole "IT'S MY RIGHT!" thing I wonder if there is any use he could be to us in this form beyond information.

[Gamerlord]

He's probably the reason our adopted daughter got killed so yeah.

Um. When did she die?

[Cain12]

He's probably the reason our adopted daughter got killed so yeah.

Um. When did she die?

Depends on which daughter, do you mean Katey?
If so it was TW that was to blame for that, not Bennie, as far as we know.

Rest of our daughters are alive I think, well the ones we cared about.

[Graknorke]

Also see what he knows about the enemy, been with them for a while I figure, how did they do this, how did he get here, why we shouldn't end his new life or leave him wishing we did. Beyond the whole "IT'S MY RIGHT!" thing I wonder if there is any use he could be to us in this form beyond information.

I don't know, is he actually any use? We only kept him around because there was no reason not to and he was happier that way. But right now he'd prefer to be tested on by SHM and assuming they don't betray him (like that won't happen) it'd be better in general to just leave him.

[Cain12]

Also see what he knows about the enemy, been with them for a while I figure, how did they do this, how did he get here, why we shouldn't end his new life or leave him wishing we did. Beyond the whole "IT'S MY RIGHT!" thing I wonder if there is any use he could be to us in this form beyond information.

I don't know, is he actually any use? We only kept him around because there was no reason not to and he was happier that way. But right now he'd prefer to be tested on by SHM and assuming they don't betray him (like that won't happen) it'd be better in general to just leave him.

I don't think he is useful to us, but we should ask him if there is anything he can offer. Even if betraying us was the right choice given his situation, I still really want to get revenge and would love to see him try and convince us to let him live or see what he tries before killing/caging/leaving him at least.

Still really want to banshee him but meh, fine as long as he isn't going to be a problem.

You know looking at old updates, whatever happened to our bile bombs and other nifty tricks? Haven't seen much use of them lately, should gather some worms later to restock.

[pikorge]

Do we need to worry about you causing gay necrophiliac pedophilia?

(Shrugs)

[Kitten Snot]

Stop crying, and tell me. What did you tell them? You lower your voice to a threatening growl, as you lower your head to be on equal eye level.
H-how you act, how you do your public relations, your commanding of the zombies, the types... just about everything I could say.
And they want to help you for that measly bit of info?
T-they wanted a test subject as well. I wanted to live again, that's all I wanted. You had that right, so why not me? Just leave me alone.
Traitors don't prosper. I say we k-k.... I got up too fast, hang on.
Diane adds action to those words, by falling down again on her bottom and giggling a bit. She's really doped up at the moment, isn't she?

So, give me a reason to let you keep your life.
Bennie instantly starts panicking, and pushes you aside, leaving some residue in your eyes. You wipe it off, and see he ran headfirst into TW.
All you hear is his screaming, slowly fading away as the residue sort of... melts into nothing? Welp, he's on a grand journey through the alternate dimension now, so that plot point is taken care of.
Turns out you shouldn't threaten people used to being impossible to kill, they might try something stupid.

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Zero
Health: Fine enough
Energy: Fine
Armor: Bulletproof Vest, Boots
Hunger: Fed
Durability Level: 2
Inventory: 9-millimeter pistol.[6 bullets remain]
Safe-House Security: No
Rage: Quite ready for use, old boy slash girl slash whatever gender role you kids wish to project themselves upon.

TW
Health:?
Energy:
armor:
hunger:
inventory:

Diane
Health: Unharmed
Energy: Perfect(napping)
Hunger: Well-Fed
Armor: Fancy Dress
Inventory: Pinkamena's Knife

Horde
Normals [a bunch]
Spitters [a few]
Armored [10]
Ankle Biters [small amount]
Banshee [1] (badly burned)
Crawler [1]
Brutish Bear [1]
Blood-Wing (Decided against eating more, as he thinks he's probably gonna get fat at this rate. Currently getting some sweet eye juices from a local dockworker.)
Snowflake

Human: Carly
Father: Iris
Caretaker: "Theresa's Whisper"