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It's kind of obtuse.

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Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

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Total Members Voted: 48

[Gamerlord]

*sigh*
This. Has. Happened. Before. FEED HIM. At the very least an entire adult human.

Yes it has happened before. No need to get your knickers in a twist.
But that time he wasn't seperated from food for multiple days, or been shown to lose his appetite.

I wouldn't be so annoyed if you would just think.

[Graknorke]

*sigh*
This. Has. Happened. Before. FEED HIM. At the very least an entire adult human.

Yes it has happened before. No need to get your knickers in a twist.
But that time he wasn't seperated from food for multiple days, or been shown to lose his appetite.

I wouldn't be so annoyed if you would just think.

And pray tell, where am I not thinking?

[Gamerlord]

*sigh*
This. Has. Happened. Before. FEED HIM. At the very least an entire adult human.

Yes it has happened before. No need to get your knickers in a twist.
But that time he wasn't seperated from food for multiple days, or been shown to lose his appetite.

I wouldn't be so annoyed if you would just think.

And pray tell, where am I not thinking?

*stares*
If Issue X can be solved with Solution Y, then Issue nX where n is the increased severity of Issue X can be solved with Solution nY.

[Graknorke]

*sigh*
This. Has. Happened. Before. FEED HIM. At the very least an entire adult human.

Yes it has happened before. No need to get your knickers in a twist.
But that time he wasn't seperated from food for multiple days, or been shown to lose his appetite.

I wouldn't be so annoyed if you would just think.

And pray tell, where am I not thinking?

*stares*
If Issue X can be solved with Solution Y, then Issue nX where n is the increased severity of Issue X can be solved with Solution nY.

And you think that is correct in every situation?
Whelp, seems like hospitals could save a fortune in blood bags and medical treatment by just slapping plasters all over the stumps of people who've lost limbs. Congratulations, you have brought upon us a new age in healthcare.

[tryrar]

....umm guys, can we drop the silly arguments before we get this game shut down? Please?

[Graknorke]

....umm guys, can we drop the silly arguments before we get this game shut down? Please?

It's not an argument. It's standard passive-aggressive banter.

[Travisplo]

But, seriously, stop please.

[Travisplo]

Stupid double post!

[Fr0stByt3]

Yes, we need food. Badly. But I don't believe the fish will help too much. You saw what happened with the squirrel. That just made us a bit smarter.
A smart, hungry zombie is a dangerous thing indeed. We need human flesh. Not zombie, not fish. Maybe we'll get lucky and find a hitchhiker.
Until then, sure, let's eat some fish. But keep everyone away from us until we get some real food.

[Cain12]

Or we could give him one zombie, maybe already dead and chopped up, or could hope to find a camp or gas station with cheese, otherwise +1 to finding a human for him to eat, maybe keep Snowflake on guard in case he manages to escape.

[RadtheCad]

Hey guys.  I'm back, not that I expect anyone will remember me.

We don't know exactly what will happen if we eat zombie as opposed to human.  Why don't we throw one to zero?  If it doesn't work... Well, we can look for some live food in the meantime.  It's worth a try, isn't it?

Oh, and be nice to each other, all you.  We may be discussing how to manipulate a guy into destroying the world/ turning most people in to mindless slaves, but let's be curteous about it, kay?  These *are* the Bay12 forums, after all.  Hugs. 

[ICBM pilot]

Hey guys.  I'm back, not that I expect anyone will remember me.

We don't know exactly what will happen if we eat zombie as opposed to human.  Why don't we throw one to zero?  If it doesn't work... Well, we can look for some live food in the meantime.  It's worth a try, isn't it?

Oh, and be nice to each other, all you.  We may be discussing how to manipulate a guy into destroying the world/ turning most people in to mindless slaves, but let's be curteous about it, kay?  These *are* the Bay12 forums, after all.  Hugs. 

+1 and we aren't trying to turn the world into mindless slave we are trying to the the world into intelligent people that never die from age.

[Kitten Snot]

Eesh. Even if the solution seems clear to you, it doesn't mean you need to be rude about it now. You have all the time in the world to think about your answers. Both of you are right, Zero had to deal with this before, but there ARE new variables. Alright, I'm done being a pompous finger wagging jerk now, onto the story.

Look, Zero's gone mad and I need somebody to look after him, alright? Please just stand guard, don't hurt him.
Yes, mistress.
Diane. Just call me Diane.
You go out, ignoring Zero's banging on the metal. Then you go into the truck, behind the wheel and bash your head against it. Pinkamena is just screaming right now. screaming and yelling. You can't think.
Can't think.

Fuck fuck fuck.
OF course we had a relapse. Of course NOW of all things. Now here we stand with a bleeding body and just about enough clues that even Scooby-doo could figure it out in 2 seconds.
You needed a corpse.
WITHOUT EVIDENCE.
You're both monsters.
SHUT UP.
You drag the corpse over your shoulders and get running before the police sirens come. Where it's going, there won't BE any evidence. Except everywhere.

Zero clearly enjoys that meal. He wants to come out. You don't even have to give the order before Snowflake tears it open.
He looks... Bad. His eyes seem completely bloodshot, and he hasn't been careful when it comes to eating, so he's covered in blood. Also, pale and
He's staring at you. Somewhat creepily. He winds up, but you doge the blow.
You don't even register it all that much any more. You whack him on the head, dodge another blow and it's over. He stands there, looking a bit confused.
Then you notice your knife. His armor has a red circle growing where you left the knife. He falls down, and you give a yell. TW sprints out and wordlessly gets started on healing Zero.

You go somewhere else. Need to really start thinking here.
I won.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Zero's stats:
Health: ?.
Energy: Finally taking a nap, albeit knife-induced.
Armor:Kevlar+boots.
Hunger: fed..
Durability level: 2
Inventory Armor, Large revolver, submachine gun, 2 boxes of ammo for the revolver and 3 for the SMG.
Safe-house security: nope
Rage: ?

Diane's stats:
Health: healthy, but has a wounded leg.
Energy: better.
Hunger: well-fed
Armor: Kevlar armor.
Inventory: knife.

Horde.
A bunch of normals, A few Spitters ,10 armored , a larger amount of anklebiters,Snowflake, One Banshee(badly burned), Blood-wing(chewing on a corpse), one crawler, one brutish bear(albeit toasty).
Friend:Bennie(missing!)
Bogeyman: Iris.
Victim: "Theresa's Whisper"

[Gamerlord]

Oh fuck.

[Graknorke]

Oh shit, Scooby-Doo easiness? Better move sharpish.
Well, we have to wait for TW to fix up Zero first. Leave the knife though, we don't want to make it worse by pulling it out. Then maybe go and sit in a quiet area surrounded by foliage and mopethink.