You scoot over to her, put a hand on her shoulder and encourage her a bit. Or that was the plan, except she threw you out a window.
Thanking your lucky stars you booked a place on the ground level you go back inside to see her floating and having a faint glow about her. Her eyes are pretty much headlights, and she speaks with a thousand voices.
You only wish to use me, demon of plague! I will*slap*
She falls down, clutching her cheek in shock as you stand over her with a somewhat annoyed expression. She instantly floats back up, glowing even brighter and shouting now!
You dare hit me? I will be your death, bringer of-*slap*
Please sto-*slap*
Oh fuck yo-*slap*
She stops glowing, and faints. You pull her back up, dust her off and look into her eyes when they open. She whimpers a bit and says
I want a drink now.No booze. We know what happens.Got possessed by a bunch of spirits. So I don't. Care.She magics up a bottle of "Irish Honey" and takes one big gulp before Diane can stop her. She starts coughing instantly, almost choking on it. Then she starts blushing a bit as the alcohol kicks in, takes a second swig and then falls down on the bed with a smile on her face.
I suppose now we know why she's so stony all the time. Must be some sort of defen-Nah, I think that shit just happens sometimes.How'd you know you had to slap her?I didn't. She threw me out the window, so I just did that because I think everybody gets the right to slap somebody when they get thrown out of a window. When it gave a good reaction I did it again. Then begins the fun process of explaining the window and pulling out shards of glass out of your body armor. And getting a new t-shirt that covers it impossibly well.
Sadly, you can't really scout out the base, as it's secret like the rest. It's in a small out of the way hospital, so you'll have to find the entrance there first.
Zero's stats:
Health: Hurt.
Energy: just fine.
Armor: Bulletproof vest, strong pants, good boots, Helmet.
Hunger: well-fed.
Durability level: 2
Inventory:28 worms(dead).Smith & Wesson Model 500 (loaded), 3 .50 caliber bullets, 3 ammo boxes of .50 cal ammo. MP5SFA3, 2 clips.
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security: Existent
Rage: ready.
Diane's stats:
Health: Almost healed
Energy: fine
Hunger: well-fed
Armor: Military armor. Bulletproof vest, a strong pair of pants,simple shoes
Inventory: hunting rifle, Pinkamena's Knife.
Horde.
A bunch of normals, A bunch of Spitters ,80-ish armored , An amount of actors, a larger amount of anklebiters,Snowflake and some other brutes, evidently., One Banshee, Blood-wing(outside, somewhere), one crawler, one brutish bear.
In total, you have 2300 or so zombies. It's an utter mystery how you can fit them all in three large trucks. Don't think about it too hard.
Friend:Bennie(missing!)
Protector and teacher: Iris.
Caretaker and exorcist: "Theresa's Whisper"
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