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It's kind of obtuse.

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Pretensious

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Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

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[Gamerlord]

Okay, this is the new layout of our dysfunctional family.

Us: Dad.
Diane: Mum.
TW: Teenage Daughter.
Iris: Young Daughter.
Snowflake: Depending on how much more intelligence he gains, either dumbass jock son or dog.
Banshee: That creepy goat that is tied up in the backyard. The goat that always watches.

[Aseaheru]

Dearlord. That IS rather worse than what I was thinking...

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

We're tired and sore, and feeling sentimental right now.  He might have a family himself.  Make self visible, from a non-threatening distance, to the lone guard (with lots of backup) and level with him, offering a chance for mercy.

"Look, even for a quasi-alive crime against nature, I've seen too much death for one day.  I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead.  We're taking this radio station, and you can't stop us.  Step aside and run on home."

This, except walk right up to him. He probably won't suspect much from one unarmed guy. Be within biting distance when we bring up the horde and start making threats. If he has a gun, we want to be able to bite him before he has a chance to fire.

[Rolan7]

Totally on board with sparing the guy.  He'll be really likely to sympathize with our, and he'll tell others about our mercy.  Sometimes it's easy being good, at least temporarily.

[weenog]

We're tired and sore, and feeling sentimental right now.  He might have a family himself.  Make self visible, from a non-threatening distance, to the lone guard (with lots of backup) and level with him, offering a chance for mercy.

"Look, even for a quasi-alive crime against nature, I've seen too much death for one day.  I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead.  We're taking this radio station, and you can't stop us.  Step aside and run on home."

This, except walk right up to him. He probably won't suspect much from one unarmed guy. Be within biting distance when we bring up the horde and start making threats. If he has a gun, we want to be able to bite him before he has a chance to fire.

I thought about walking straight up to him before, but if we're already right in his face before we even say anything, he might panic and start shooting.  Better to make our intentions to bypass and spare him clear, before his fight or flight reflex takes over.

[Kitten Snot]

You remain a distance away, and hold up your gun.
I suggest you leave. Now.
The guard is shocked, and stands there like a deer in the headlights.
I said MOVE! I don't want to see anything more bull-crap today!
He remains frozen. You move towards him, along with snowflake, and tell Snowflake to throw him somewhere carefully. Snowflake obliges, nabbing the man by his shoulders, and throwing him in a manner so his head won't land first.

The man picks himself up and starts running away, nearly tripping over his own feet as he does so. Clearly, he's more used to fans trying to get in then armed zombies. Let's hope your momentary moment of mercy won't kick you in the nuts later.
You enter the radio station, and take the night-time radio team hostage after a little showing of snowflake, Iris and your gun. You have a radio, and a microphone.
Say your speech.

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Zero's stats:
Health: Hurt.
Energy: Little bit tuckered out.
Armor: Bulletproof vest, strong pants, good stompin' boots, Helmet.
Hunger: well-fed.
Durability level: 2
Inventory:28 worms(dead).Smith & Wesson Model 500 (loaded), 3 .50 caliber bullets,  3 ammo boxes of .50 cal ammo. MP5SFA3,  2 clips.
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security: Existent
Rage: Used.

Diane's stats:
Health: still somewhat harmed
Energy: fine
Hunger: well-fed
Armor: Military armor. Bulletproof vest, a strong pair of pants,simple shoes
Inventory: hunting rifle, Pinkamena's Knife.

Horde.
A bunch of normals, A bunch of Spitters ,80-ish armored , An amount of actors, a larger amount of anklebiters,Snowflake and some other brutes, evidently., One Banshee, Blood-wing(outside, somewhere), one crawler, one brutish bear.
In total, you have 2300 or so zombies.
Friend:Bennie(missing!)
Protector and teacher: Iris.
Caretaker: "Theresa's Whisper"

Also, I think this quote might be relevant to your new-found mercy.
Doctor: "You let one of them go, but that's nothing new. Every now and then, a little victim's spared... because she smiled, cos he's got freckles, cos they begged. And that's how you live with yourself, that's how you slaughter millions, because once in a while, on a whim, if the wind's in the right direction, you happen to be kind."

[Again_Dejavu]

NICCCCCCEEEEEE

[wer6]

"We the people..." Explain how we are the best of future, to join us is to ensure your life, and to not do so will mean your premature end.

[ICBM pilot]

explain how we only want to destroy (insert name of Sasha's company here) for everything they have done, our own small country and all of NASA's Saturn Vs, some ion engines, some solar panels, and some tanks of xenon.

edit: tell people that if they surrender we will try to spare them and if we get a country we will have people and zombies live as equals

[Rolan7]

explain how we only want to destroy (insert name of Sasha's company here) for everything they have done, our own small country and all of NASA's Saturn Vs, some ion engines, some solar panels, and some tanks of xenon.

edit: tell people that if they surrender we will try to spare them

And some White Castle.
But, yeah, definitely blame the company.  Maybe say that they planned to use us to enslave mankind, but instead we have free will and will do anything to stop them.  Maybe don't mention that only worm-hosts have free will (for now...).

[ICBM pilot]

And a White Castle.
But, yeah, definitely blame the company.  Maybe say that they planned to use us to enslave mankind, but instead we have free will and will do anything to stop them.  Maybe don't mention that only worm-hosts have free will (for now...).

fixed
after that raid a pharmacy we need to get some speed for Iris(and maybe some for us)

[kj1225]

Don't lie. Tell them that this is probably better for them anyways since their will no longer be wars or disease or killings. People will live forever and no longer have to fear death. Also point out that we will takeover anyways and it will just be more painful if you don't give up.
Quick edit: No giving Iris speed. It is below us.

[Again_Dejavu]

Make people hate our creators, not us.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Telling people we're going to take over the world and destroy humanity is a bad idea. That is far worse than anything we can possibly reveal about the company. They'll look like saints compared to us, simply because they aren't out to kill/enslave everyone.

[kj1225]

It never stopped the Huns.