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What's your opinion on the SCP-foundation

It's cool to read.
- 28 (56%)
It's kind of obtuse.
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Pretensious
- 4 (8%)
Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.
- 12 (24%)
No
- 2 (4%)

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stabbymcstabstab

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #2685 on: July 13, 2013, 11:29:00 am »

So having them swarm and eat people alive is worst then giving them guns?
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #2686 on: July 13, 2013, 11:33:47 am »

I thought of a bad and really mean way to stealthily infect people.
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« Reply #2687 on: July 13, 2013, 11:36:31 am »

I thought of a bad and really mean way to stealthily infect people.
Naturally, we would like to know it...

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« Reply #2688 on: July 13, 2013, 11:38:26 am »

I thought of a bad and really mean way to stealthily infect people.
TELL US!

kj1225

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #2689 on: July 13, 2013, 11:39:33 am »

We get like Diane or TW to hide in an alley and have them yell something along the lines of 'help I'm being raped' and also hide with her or have a zombie hide with her and have it bite the people who come to help. Like I said, bad and really mean.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #2690 on: July 13, 2013, 11:41:31 am »

Sounds good. But we could do something similar with actors crying in side streets. Pitiful yet adorable child hobos to engender sympathy.

Tomcost

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #2691 on: July 13, 2013, 11:41:44 am »

It's not that bad, unless it includes actual raping, which would be completly unnecessary. So, it's not SO mean.

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #2692 on: July 13, 2013, 11:43:43 am »

Wait! We may not want to use Diane in this plan.

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #2693 on: July 13, 2013, 11:46:03 am »

I thought of that while I was writing it and thus decided TW was an acceptable substitute if she can act well.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #2694 on: July 13, 2013, 12:00:15 pm »

I thought of that while I was writing it and thus decided TW was an acceptable substitute if she can act well.
Because it's not like there could be any problems having to have the abused slave or abused child act the part of the victim of a power-related crime, right?

Okay I'll stop being sarcastic now. TW wouldn't agree to it, and I doubt Diane would either.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #2695 on: July 13, 2013, 12:56:27 pm »

Its not a good idea to piss off our magic elf lady or the insane zombie lady who we may or may not be in love with.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #2696 on: July 13, 2013, 12:59:18 pm »

Its not a good idea to piss off our magic elf lady or the insane zombie lady who we are in love with.
FTFY.

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #2697 on: July 13, 2013, 02:06:41 pm »

You send in your horde, first your armored guys, then the rest while you stand ready outside.
Shortly after about 200 zombies entered, you hear a loud crackling and the smell of old bacon fills the air. You face-palm, and take a look at what the problem is.
Looks like they can electrify the floor when needed. You have rubber soles on your feet, so you'll be fine, but we'll need some way to get past this with your horde. Tw solves it by making the corpses of the dead zombies lack "free electrones". You don't quite care enough to check what that means, so you just go forward.
Probably best if you just kept going so you can deal with things as they come. You leave some actors behind and give them some pistols. Your zombies are busy getting the armor for themselves, taking care not to touch the floor.

The alarms are now going off. The red lights and the siren make for an annoying place to go through. After a while, though,  You enter a huge, badly lit room, with what seems to be cages along the wall.
I don't like this.
The light flash on, and you see the contents of the cages. Humans, snarling and chewing on their bars, all screaming when they see you. Men and woman of all ages, children, even.
Oh my god....
Best find something else, because I don't think He's here.
Taking a closer look at the people inside their cages, you see that they aren't quite human anymore.

Longer arms, and a mouth full of incisors. They all look malnourished, and act like dogs in every way. Some of them even have what looks like the hind legs of a dog, but it looks more like the bones are broken to look like that. They can't support their own weight on them. Almost all of them have some sort of milky film over their eyes.
Diane is just standing there, her mouth open in shock and horror. Even TW looks scared.
On top of one of the cages, you find what seems to be research notes. You take a look at them, and discover the purpose of this crime against nature.
The notes seem to be a way of progress, but they don't go into detail.
Death penalty is a waste of human life. Need to find way to make use of bodies without incurring danger. Can't use corpses, damaged beyond use. Flushed batch( lost 30)
Found possible way to make use of them. Make them slaves, obedient. Just rewrite their minds! Just need to find way to pass mental blocks. (casualties 56)
Normal indoctrination is insufficient, need to make permanent solution. Flushed second batch of subjects.(lost 95)
Breakthrough found! Altering brain chemistry makes it easier to overcome mental defense, make them like dogs. Sell to military?
Can't function efficiently, flushed third group of experimental H9 (150 lost). Alter bodies to make them function. Again, keeping the dog thing going.
Longer arms for efficient quadrupedalism, introduce incisor mouth for better bites, increase general muscle mass. Still too docile. Consider flushing group, then make next batch.
Getting close. One subject proved to be genetically malleable enough to make perfect H9. Flush this batch, mental instability makes them unusable.


You rip the paper in two, and yell in anger. The girl in the cage whimpers from it. Taking a closer look at it, you see they have signs of abuse.
A note is on the cage. Reading it gives a shiver down your spine from the implications
Carl's Bitch!
A mental note of not even allowing the things that made this a reality become zombies has been added.
It seems that they are fortifying their position further up in the bunker. Otherwise they would have attacked by now.
What do you do.

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #2698 on: July 13, 2013, 02:11:01 pm »

Can we infect those things? If not, put them out of their misery.

Try scouting the way forward, then develop attack plan.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #2699 on: July 13, 2013, 02:12:25 pm »

I said not to go in there.
We should find any of the dog people that aren't actively trying to break out and take them with us if they are physically well enough to travel with us. But first we need to find a way to shut off the electric floor.
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