...So we're ok on this?Of course, some stress testing makes total sense, but yeah... We are stuck twiddling our thumbs until you finish.Again, why aren't our fingers in someone's eye-sockets right now?*shush you*I have something against that, actually! I'm giving you your own zombie squad, and some knife practice dummies, if you want. Really, we have reserves.He's so sweet... In a mass-murdering infectious killer sort of way.Well, that's one sexy thing about him. Get him to wear rubber and we'd be al-We are stopping this line of thought. Now.Eeeeeew, I don't like him like that! I don't like boys anyways.Speak for yourself. The rest of us didn't get stuck in a cooties-phase.Diane? You zoned out. If you go kiddie-mode again I'll just shock you back into Diane mode. Just so you know you go back into the world of the sentient to Zero waving his hand in front of your face.
I made an excuse for that and accepted the zombie squad, then got around to stabbing five of them to please Pinkamena. The rending of the flesh remains something wonderful, but without the squirming it's not quite as satisfying.
I want some REAL rending, ripping, tearing, cutting, smashing grinding, destroying, murdering, killingbreaking, rending ripping tearing cutting....Zero went fishing, using dead worms he spat upon. Or he would have, if there was a river, at all. He came back with his detached zombie arm with a worm tied on a little rope around the middle finger. Looked darned funny in a dark way.
For that matter, zombies are shitty knife fighters, so all you got out of training them was giving Zero a fishing rod. The zombies have nothing to do, and TW is looking for Ghost Busters tech online. There are many ways to capture ghosts, but there is little point. Nothing tends to be gained from capturing them while killing them is equal in effectiveness.
That city is looking inviting...
Zero's stats:
Health:unharmed
Energy: Alright
Armor: Bulletproof vest, strong pants, good stompin' boots, Helmet.
Hunger: Very well fed.
Durability level: 2
Inventory:28 worms(dead).Smith & Wesson Model 500 (loaded), 8 .50 caliber bullets, 3 ammo boxes of .50 cal ammo. MP5SFA3, 2 clips.
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security: Existent
Rage:Ready.
Diane's stats:
Health: unharmed
Energy: fine
Hunger: Fine
Inventory: hunting rifle, Pinkamena's Knife.
Horde.
A LOT of normals, A bunch of Spitters ,15 armored , An amount of actors, a large amount of anklebiters,Snowflake, One Banshee, Blood-wing(outside, somewhere), one crawler, one dog, one brutish bear. In total, you have 1000 or so zombies.
Closest Friend: Diane
Friend:Bennie(missing!)
Caretaker: "Theresa's Whisper"
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