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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

12 (24%)

No

2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48

[Gamerlord]

Sarz, what is with you and killing?

[Sarzael]

Sarz, what is with you and killing?

Is kind of the target of the game. Not to kill, but conquest and kill the useless. Everything else is optional. And even though the idea of an psycho 80 years old woman would maybe be hilarious, it would be kind of useless. Mostly a waste of food. I am fine with taking care of them both for now, but over time they will become useless unless we manage to give them a use. Since Diane doesnt want to become zombified and you guys dont try to convince her, she will become useless over time.

Now, can we start spitting on ants, doing zombie experiments with radiation and water, and making up a decent base?

[Aseaheru]

No.

We can question your ethics if it makes that better.

[Parisbre56]

I thought the target of this game was to survive and have fun as a zombie undead Hitler. How you do that doesn't really matter. They could have chosen to become some kind of zombie themed vigilante, fighting the people that created him if they wanted.

[Gamerlord]

I thought the target of this game was to survive and have fun as a zombie undead Hitler. How you do that doesn't really matter. They could have chosen to become some kind of zombie themed vigilante, fighting the people that created him if they wanted.

Dammit know I wish we had done that.

[Sarzael]

I thought the target of this game was to survive and have fun as a zombie undead Hitler. How you do that doesn't really matter. They could have chosen to become some kind of zombie themed vigilante, fighting the people that created him if they wanted.

But whats funnier than declaring zombie wars! We shall gather an army (Pleferably spitting on ants) and fight off humanity! We will bomb their cities! We will raid their buildings! We will slay the innocent! We will cut the wings off their planes! We will crush their tanks! We will rule them though fear and eternal suffering agaisnt their will for food!
Also we should organize our zombies. Atleast some will have an idea about cooking, tell Diane to teach those to make decent man-meals. See which know to use weapons, train some to do stealthy hunting without infesting for food, etc.

[scuba]

Don't you think it would be a little easier to train them to properly ambush? I mean have some hid up high and when their prey goes underneath them they jump on top of them. The sudden aerial attack and their weight should wound them stopping them from doing any damage. Hell, why you're at it, get an army of zombie birds.

[Sarzael]

Don't you think it would be a little easier to train them to properly ambush? I mean have some hid up high and when their prey goes underneath them they jump on top of them. The sudden aerial attack and their weight should wound them stopping them from doing any damage. Hell, why you're at it, get an army of zombie birds.

Eh... Thats kinda what i have been suggesting for like 5 pages... Spit on ants till they can prosper on their own, the ants will be eaten by animals who will be infested, then we call madness with our animals. The plan is more detailed back there, some pages ago.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=99886.2415

[Kitten Snot]

These last few days were a bit strange, I must say. Zero's gone full crazy recently and started spitting on ants, raving about global domination for a bit now.
Maybe we should help him? I think he might be upset about something
I still say we should should be in charge! What does he have that we don- SANITY! For one. Not to mention the ability to create an army. He saved us from Them, and I won't betray him. So shut up!
Please don't fight, please don't fight...
Isn't the reason we followed my ideas so we can be our own boss? Have the power for once!? Instead you follow this IDIOT around who can't survive entering a house without some sharp-eared twit!
Time to block them out, again, I think. Except Diane, she makes the most sense. Pinkamena's going to rant all she wants for now.

Zero's getting annoyed at the failure of getting birds to eat the ants. The ants may counter that immunity, but they are smart enough to not feed from the thing that keeps killing their colleagues. Birds are smarter then they get credit for. The talks with TW are improving too, Pie's suggestions are helping. She's finally continuing a conversation, which I'm thankful for, seeing how Zero doesn't talk all that much. Especially these days, now that he's doing stress tests on zombies and himself. Turns out that a zombie can hold his breath for very long, while Zero can't.
To be honest it's pretty boring...
He's lost it, why not kill him.
We are not killing him, or even harming him.
We shouldn't be killing anything! We aren't evil!
Newsflash, Pie, we are. We are following a zombie around because he's fun, but now I can't even throw the toy away because of you two getting attached to it.He needs help!And he's our only friend.
Oh, shut up the both of you, I don't wanna deal with this crap.
And she goes off to sulk somewhere. Why did I ever even listen to her? After we killed the doctor, it felt good n' all, but after that? Nothing. She just wants to keep killing.

Now he asked how long elves last, even though everyone knows by now that they live about as long as humans due to our rebellion thousands of years ago.
Zero ran out of ants to spit on too, and to be honest, he really needs to get around to doing things.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Zero's stats:
Health:unharmed
Energy: Alright
Armor: Bulletproof vest, strong pants, good stompin' boots, Helmet.
Hunger: Very well fed.
Durability level: 2
Inventory:28 worms(dead).Smith & Wesson Model 500 (loaded), 8 .50 caliber bullets,  3 ammo boxes of .50 cal ammo. MP5SFA3,  2 clips.
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security: Existent
Rage:Ready.

Diane's stats:
Health: unharmed
Energy: fine
Hunger: Fine
Inventory: hunting rifle, Pinkamena's Knife.

Horde.
A LOT of normals, A bunch of Spitters ,15 armored , An amount of actors, a large amount of anklebiters,Snowflake, One Banshee, Blood-wing(outside, somewhere), one crawler, one dog, one brutish bear. In total, you have 1000 or so zombies.
Closest Friend: Diane
Friend:Bennie(missing!)
Caretaker: "Theresa's Whisper"

Well, leaving you people alone for too long is dangerous, you start thinking.
Anyway, I will use the perspective of Diane for a while, but any commands you give will still be directed at Zero. It's a bit of practice to write from a different perspective, and have some fun with schizophrenia.

[Graknorke]

Mobilise ARMY OF ANTS.
Send them into parks and other such areas where a large amount of ants wouldn't be seen as weird. Then wait for the initial bitings and zombifications to occur and move in from there.

[Sarzael]

Anyways, even if the birds dont eat them, other animals should still do. Begin searching for spiders to spit at. Spiders will be our assasins. They re stealthy, can fit almost anywhere, can climb walls with easy, can lay webs to do some kind of fliying, and their bite will infest! MOAHAHAH! With an order of them it shouldnt be to hard to get some population. We just get some in each house and order them all to attack same time!

Moahaha! My plans begin taking form!

[Graknorke]

Anyways, even if the birds dont eat them, other animals should still do. Begin searching for spiders to spit at. Spiders will be our assasins. They re stealthy, can fit almost anywhere, can climb walls with easy, can lay webs to do some kind of fliying, and their bite will infest! MOAHAHAH! With an order of them it shouldnt be to hard to get some population. We just get some in each house and order them all to attack same time!

Moahaha! My plans begin taking form!

Stop the spitting. It's clearly not going anywhere. If the ants fuck up the local bug population, great, but this isn't Australia; it wouldn't be worth the effort trying to convert spiders.

[Sarzael]

Anyways, even if the birds dont eat them, other animals should still do. Begin searching for spiders to spit at. Spiders will be our assasins. They re stealthy, can fit almost anywhere, can climb walls with easy, can lay webs to do some kind of fliying, and their bite will infest! MOAHAHAH! With an order of them it shouldnt be to hard to get some population. We just get some in each house and order them all to attack same time!

Moahaha! My plans begin taking form!

Stop the spitting. It's clearly not going anywhere. If the ants fuck up the local bug population, great, but this isn't Australia; it wouldn't be worth the effort trying to convert spiders.

Not only bugs. Many creatures feed off ants. Dogs, even kids. Many creatures accidentally eat ants while grazing, sheep, cow, etc. Many creatures also feed off those, once the alimentary chain gets infested, we will have the control over the whole territory. We order the ants to make a nest, then they should start invading other nests in order to get more ants. We help them with the ocassional spit on the nests they attack, but they should otherwise do fine.

Don't you think it would be a little easier to train them to properly ambush? I mean have some hid up high and when their prey goes underneath them they jump on top of them. The sudden aerial attack and their weight should wound them stopping them from doing any damage. Hell, why you're at it, get an army of zombie birds.

And with an efficient cooking system it will be easier to feed off our now giantic horde of zombies.

Also, we can send some of the ants to zones where birds arent yet aware of the menace.

[scuba]

Find something to feed the army. And sorry Sarzael, didn't see that. But lets move on. But we have to find some kind of zombie that's good at stealth. Maybe find hunters. They could be so use to the forest and hiding, that they mutate into an ambusher. We need to stop twiddling our thumbs, we're driving ourselves insane! We need to start thinking about how to sustain our army, how to make a safe base that won't get ransacked and destroyed again and we need to better protect ourselves and not rely on our minions to keep us safe.

[Graknorke]

But we're out of ant nests to spit into. We already have a shitton of ants, can't we just stop and get onto killing things?