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[MrSparky]

Hey guys, I have an idea:

Let's not do something they expect us to do. Sasha probably thinks she knows what we'll do in any given situation, so let's try to figure some plans out ahead of time. I, for one, think it would be useful to maybe use the sewers(if they're big enough) and subway tunnels both as hiding places and as staging areas for future city assaults.

Guerrilla Warfare:
It worked in Vietnam.

Thats kinda obvious. Spitting on ants and causing a world wide zombie animal war isnt expected though.

Yes it is, we tried it before, remember?

Sasha was with us when we tried it, too. Well not with us, but she knows we know how to infect birds.

[Sarzael]

Hey guys, I have an idea:

Let's not do something they expect us to do. Sasha probably thinks she knows what we'll do in any given situation, so let's try to figure some plans out ahead of time. I, for one, think it would be useful to maybe use the sewers(if they're big enough) and subway tunnels both as hiding places and as staging areas for future city assaults.

Guerrilla Warfare:
It worked in Vietnam.

Thats kinda obvious. Spitting on ants and causing a world wide zombie animal war isnt expected though.

Yes it is, we tried it before, remember?

Sasha was with us when we tried it, too. Well not with us, but she knows we know how to infect birds.

Does that really matter? By following that tactic we renounce to stealth in other countries that dont know us yet (Anyways they wont take a lot to do anyways) in order to gather up an army capably of fighting any military. They have bombers, we have infested hawks with biobombs. They have tanks, we have rampaging zombie elephants. Not to speak about the surprise attack i wrote about earlier, using insects to infect an big zone in real quick time by synchronizing them to bite all persons they can at same time.

[Graknorke]

Actually, horde tactics may well apply to ant zombies now too. And with their natural tendency to stick together anyway...
Hot damn they could be pretty useful if we get a whole nest of them.

[Fr0stByt3]

Hey guys, I have an idea:

Let's not do something they expect us to do. Sasha probably thinks she knows what we'll do in any given situation, so let's try to figure some plans out ahead of time. I, for one, think it would be useful to maybe use the sewers(if they're big enough) and subway tunnels both as hiding places and as staging areas for future city assaults.

Guerrilla Warfare:
It worked in Vietnam.

Thats kinda obvious. Spitting on ants and causing a world wide zombie animal war isnt expected though.

Yes it is, we tried it before, remember?

Sasha was with us when we tried it, too. Well not with us, but she knows we know how to infect birds.

Does that really matter? By following that tactic we renounce to stealth in other countries that dont know us yet (Anyways they wont take a lot to do anyways) in order to gather up an army capably of fighting any military. They have bombers, we have infested hawks with biobombs. They have tanks, we have rampaging zombie elephants. Not to speak about the surprise attack i wrote about earlier, using insects to infect an big zone in real quick time by synchronizing them to bite all persons they can at same time.

I thought we couldn't infect birds. Didn't KS say that earlier on, back when we had Sasha?

[Graknorke]

No, birds can't infect. Since they used birds as test subjects.

[javierpwn]

She said birds can't infect other birds. Probably can infect humans with birds though

[Sarzael]

Actually, horde tactics may well apply to ant zombies now too. And with their natural tendency to stick together anyway...
Hot damn they could be pretty useful if we get a whole nest of them.

You should look a few pages back and search for my idea.
Look at spoiler:

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Guys and girls.
In every single zombie infestation, they lost due to not being able to focus on the main target.
So far, we have only dealt with local infections.
We havent made a global wide infection plan yet.

Things are simpler than you make them like: Remember when we infested that water purification building and we infested various villages in a extremely low time?
Well, now we will do similar:
We shall spit on every single ant hive in the country! We will put zombies to spit and infest everywhere. We shall make sure our infested ant colonies survive and prosper, conquesting more hives further as they go.
Birds and other animals will eat the ants, getting infested too, then the true madness will begin: Send the infested birds to collect worms 24 hours a day, seven day a week. Since they dont need to rest anymore, they will eat half and give you the other worms.
With the worms we will make bio grenades and give them to the birds who can travel fast and far away (Migration) (They said they cant infest directly, but they can use our grenades!) who will travel far away and drop them over the citizens all around the world, and also infesting more animals.
And we also will start fishing... With infested worms, infested fish!

We shall rule Sea, Sky, and Earth! We will infest the big pillars of human economy, we will remove their main sources of food (No birds, no meat, no fish)

Not to say, that in many zones they probably dont acknowledge of our existance... Who will be expecting some birds to bring the apocalipsis?
And one cant simply lock himself in a steel room with no enter or exit, humans need sustenance. They exit? Our birds will fall over them with a rain of death, our ants will infest them while they sleep, our fish will bite back the fisher.

How will we survive?
We will make farms. Not only of humans, but of every single useful animal. Non infested cows, sheeps, bunnies. Everything that may helps us get sustenance. Also someone once said that we needed 498 (Or along the lines) humans for no inbreed.
What do we care about inbreed? They re food! If they re stupid, better. They wont rebel. Also in hospitals they usually keep... ehm... Baby production material, we shall collect those.

No more kind leader, that hasnt worked. We will rule them with a fist of iron. Each person will have their own zombie bodyguard, who will stop them of doing anything smart stupid. They will go naked if needed (To make sure they dont have weapons or stuff). They will be forced to breed, and overall, we will not permit them to suicide in any way. Get an pair of banshees, menace anyone who rebels not with death or infestation, but with ETERNAL PAIN.

Friends, dark days are ahead for the humanity.

[Graknorke]

Thing is that Sasha probably will have prepared animal control/pest control squads everywhere, since she sure does know how much we love animal zombies.

[Sarzael]

Thing is that Sasha probably will have prepared animal control/pest control squads everywhere, since she sure does know how much we love animal zombies.

We should have killed Sasha when we had the chance. I dont know why you guys like to keep anyone who has already becomen useless alive, even if they re dangerous.

[kj1225]

Well Sasha was a bad idea because she was openly hostile. If it wasn't for that I think it would have been a good idea to keep her around. but I still think you should stop with the trying to convince us to kill off fan-favorite characters thing.

[Sarzael]

Well Sasha was a bad idea because she was openly hostile. If it wasn't for that I think it would have been a good idea to keep her around. but I still think you should stop with the trying to convince us to kill off fan-favorite characters thing.

I dont think they will be so fan-favorite when they re 80 (Diane) or 980 (TW)

[kj1225]

I don't think there's anyone who can not see the hilarity of a psycho granny.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Well Sasha was a bad idea because she was openly hostile. If it wasn't for that I think it would have been a good idea to keep her around. but I still think you should stop with the trying to convince us to kill off fan-favorite characters thing.

I dont think they will be so fan-favorite when they re 80 (Diane) or 980 (TW)

Do elves age?

[wer6]

I believe they only go up to adulthood and stop.

[Sarzael]

Well Sasha was a bad idea because she was openly hostile. If it wasn't for that I think it would have been a good idea to keep her around. but I still think you should stop with the trying to convince us to kill off fan-favorite characters thing.

I dont think they will be so fan-favorite when they re 80 (Diane) or 980 (TW)

Do elves age?

Well, myth wise, they live 800-2000-Immortality years, depending on the race.