You feel something moving around in your neck area, and then feel a sharp pain that spreads out. In just a few seconds, you fall to the ground feeling as if your muscles are attempting to burst out of you. They quickly grow, but stop before it start looking weird.
You are looking mighty ripped, enough to convince some of the more shallow woman to fall for you. A zombie removes himself from the horde and pulls you up, before going back in the mass of smelly cannibals.
You grab the megaphone, and go throughout the city on a car you managed to find gathering your horde. Fortunately, the artist deemed fit to give a precise number of zombies for a reference, though he will not differentiate between the zombie types. The amount is 53,594.
This was a big town, but a surprise zombie tidal wave does things. Don't expect to be secret anymore.
Hah! That was awesome, Zero! We have an entire army now! We are gonna be unstoppable! Diane yells at you, giving you the full dose of the halitosis she appears to be suffering from at the moment. It smells of alcohol and strawberries.
Are you drunk?Maybe a little bit.... I found a liquor store and it was selling strawberry wine.... I FUCKING love strawberries. There's something to celebrate, sure, but I don't think it would be smart to liquor up.Oh c'mon! I gave Theresa a little... She's reaaaaally funny when she's drunk a bit.Having a bad feeling about your companions who appear to have decided to go against all better judgement, you go looking for TW. Your search doesn't take long as you find her being quite loud.
HEY! Yu should....like, You should get some al-key-hol. She's still holding the bottle of whiskey.
I think that booze is a bit too strong for you.ah...FUCK you! I don't give a flip... I like it! I like this warm feeling in my belly, the mild burn of She takes a heavy swig of the bottle
THIS STUFF! I don't have to think about shit for a bit!Diane has followed you, but has only now caught up due to a bit more stumbling. She looks surprised at how drunk TW got.
TW! I told you not to drink too much, it impairs your judgement n' stuff! Says the pot to the kettle.
TW stumbles closer to Diane, until she is extremely close. She then falls forward a bit, catching herself on Diane's shoulders.
You're right! she wraps her arms around Diane's neck and kisses Diane full on the mouth.
You'd intervene, but honestly, how often do you see spontaneous lesbianism like that?
Diane pushes TW away, saying she doesn't fly that way. TW takes another hearty swig of the whiskey.
But I doooooooooooooooooooooooooo!TW just starts laughing, with some healthy bit of snorting in it, before almost falling over, had Diane not caught her.
Hehe, you caaaaaaarreeeeeee.Of course I do, I just don't "like" like you. And-oop Diane nearly falls over herself, but you catch the both TW and Diane and support the both of them with your shoulders so they don't fall over.
I'd complain about the two of you being out of action, but honestly, there has been a gain from this. Turns out I still make testosterone in my brainYou snicker to yourself while you carry the both of them to a nearby house.
You get TW inside a bed so she can sober up after taking away her whiskey bottle. You, meanwhile, get on a computer and look up where you are and where the nearest large city is. You also take a little swig from the whiskey bottle, but not enough to get drunk.
The biggest city nearby is Badger City, and you are currently in the land of the free and fat. You can figure out your plan, but you will have to find a way to get your horde there, even if it has to be on foot.
Health:Fine.
Energy: tuckered out
Armor: Bulletproof vest, strong pants, good stompin' boots, Helmet.
Hunger: Very well fed.
Durability level: 2
Inventory:28 worms(dead).Smith & Wesson Model 500 (loaded), 8 .50 caliber bullets, 3 ammo boxes of .50 cal ammo. MP5SFA3, 2 clips.
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security: Existent
Rage:Ready.
Horde.
(numbers you know about, just know you have a whole lot more)A LOT of normals, A bunch of Spitters ,15 armored , An amount actors, a large amount anklebiters.,Snowflake, One Banshee, Blood-wing(outside, somewhere), one crawler, one dog, one brutish bear. In total, you have 53,594 zombies.
Closest Friend: Diane
Friend:Bennie(missing!)
Caretaker: "Theresa's Whisper"