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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

12 (24%)

No

2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48

[Aseaheru]

We dont?
oh well. shall we go and great the neighbors?

[weenog]

No, let's not go greet the neighbors at all.  Let's try to avoid being noticed by our neighbors, and convert new followers slowly, carefully, stealthily, and a long way away from our base.

[anailater]

Have Theresa practice transformations on others, using a random zombie as practice.
((I can't be the only one who thinks that the threat of being turned mind and body into a cat permanently is a good torture technique.))

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Super important question!!! Did Theresa keep the cat ears?

[ArchAIngel]

A Sourcerer is from the discworld books, by Terry Pratchett. Extremely powerful wizards. And we should be stealthy in conversions. Maybe we could leave some sort of hint to Sasha's organization being the culprit? Or would that make it harder?

[weenog]

Maybe we could leave some sort of hint to Sasha's organization being the culprit? Or would that make it harder?

Most likely make it harder.  If they come under scrutiny for this, it will draw their attention to the area, and then they'll find us and probably fuck us up or force us to move on again, or both.

[Kitten Snot]

You insist that she keeps practicing on her transformation magic, using a random zombie as a test subject.
She reluctantly agrees, but isn't too fond of messing with people's minds. The practice quickly turns funny though, as even the zombies look amazed.
Seeing a huge crowd of cannibalistic retards gather around the shiny new thing is always a blast. It's similar to politics, really.
She manages to turn the zombie into a cat after a few hours of trying, but it's quite tiring.

Said cat is, quite notably, alive and well! No rotting parts, nothing! It even acts like a cat, even if it is a lot more loving then a normal cat. (by which I mean it is more like a dog regarding loyalty and such)
The cat jumps on Theresa's lap and purrs. She starts petting it without hesitation. She quickly grows attached to it, and ends up refusing to attempt to turn it back.
To be honest, it is really, really cute. And the zombies don't seem interested in eating it, probably because it used to be a zombie.
TW is utterly exhausted now. Transformation magic eats away at you. They never tried it for long in the labs because it wasn't worth the decrease in processing power.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Health:Healthy.
Energy: Awake
Armor: Bulletproof vest, strong pants, good stompin' boots, Helmet.
Hunger: Fed.
Durability level: 1.
Inventory:4 Biobombs. 28 worms.Smith & Wesson Model 500 (loaded), 10 .50 caliber bullets,  4 ammo boxes of .50 cal ammo. MP5SFA3,  4 clips.
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security: Existent, but not that awesome.
Rage:Ready.

Horde.
19 normals, one Spitter ,15 armored ,Snowflake, One Banshee, Blood-wing(outside, somewhere), one crawler, one dog, one brutish bear.
Closest Friend: Diane
Friend:Bennie(missing!)
Caretaker: "Theresa's Whisper"

Also, yes. Due to your comment, she keeps the darn cat ears. As she is an half-Asian elf it will not have heavy story impacts. Those tend to have some more eccentric things.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Due to your comment, she keeps the darn cat ears. As she is an half-Asian elf it will not have heavy story impacts. Those tend to have some more eccentric things.

Half-Asian elf with cat ears... 

[ArchAIngel]

Due to your comment, she keeps the darn cat ears. As she is an half-Asian elf it will not have heavy story impacts. Those tend to have some more eccentric things.

Half-Asian elf with cat ears... 

As a zombie, I doubt that we have bloodflow to support that sort of function. *notsayingwhatitis*

[Graknorke]

We should probably keep the cat alive then. TW flipping out would be bad.

Besides that, we should probably have her rest up. Then pull up some serious plans for tomorrow/later today (depends on the time). Also if we are going to go on a major raid, we should probably consider where. Put it outside the usual "comfortable zone" for crimes. Either closer or further away than a criminal would be expected to commit a crime from their residence.

[Aseaheru]

Yes. its sleepy sleepy time along with a bit of how-can-i-make-this-withstand-a-bomb time.

[Fr0stByt3]

AGREED.

[anailater]

Haha this could work as both a method of obtaining hostages, and as an interigation technigue, surely if we know someones body and mind well enough, we can zombify them and have TW transform them back into themselves later.

[Kitten Snot]

Everyone sleeps.
You all get killed during your sleep.
The end.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Health:really ded. no srsly gahs.
Energy: ded
Armor: Bulletproof vest, strong pants, good stompin' boots, Helmet.
Hunger: Ded.
Durability level: 1.
Inventory:4 Biobombs. 28 worms.Smith & Wesson Model 500 (loaded), 10 .50 caliber bullets,  4 ammo boxes of .50 cal ammo. MP5SFA3,  4 clips.
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security: Existent, but not that awesome.
Rage:Ready.

Ded Horde.
19 normals, one Spitter ,15 armored ,Snowflake, One Banshee, Blood-wing(outside, somewhere), one crawler, one dog, one brutish bear.
Closest Friend: Diane(superded)
Friend:Bennie(missing!)
Caretaker: "Theresa's Whisper"(protagonist of a different place, which is an anime or some shit)

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[wer6]

...DId you just ended the game?