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What's your opinion on the SCP-foundation

It's cool to read.
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It's kind of obtuse.
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Pretensious
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Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.
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No
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Donuts

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1980 on: February 28, 2013, 07:21:08 am »

We should keep the crowbar, it worked for Freeman, why not us?
Because crowbars are for use AGAINST zombies. It's suicide to even HOLD one! :P
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1981 on: February 28, 2013, 12:55:50 pm »

apologize. say that we are sorry we snapped, and this had never happened that bad, we are trying to fix it, etc.
To Diane I take it.
Don't apologise to Roy. We might if he knows anything useful, but not now.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1982 on: February 28, 2013, 02:55:36 pm »

We need to calm down, Apologize to Diane, and try not to snap again we went murderously insane really easy. And go some where quite to learn what the elf thinks.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1983 on: February 28, 2013, 03:08:05 pm »

We need to calm down, Apologize to Diane, and try not to snap again we went murderously insane really easy. And go some where quite to learn what the elf thinks.
Agreed. Remember, we're probalby expected to be an evil genius, so let's at least try to act the part.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1984 on: March 01, 2013, 03:39:01 pm »

TW, could you please heal his jaw? I... Need to think a bit.
About what? Your uncontrollable lust for blood and violence? I had that until I found a friend.
Look, I'm really sorry for flipping out like that... I don't know what came over me.
... I figured something seemed off. You like to think practical or funny. This was neither.
I...I think I'm scared. I haven't felt scared in a long time... What is causing thi-

You are interrupted by a loud scream. You turn and see roy with his jawbone sticking through his skull and Theresa looking mildly annoyed.
Unfortunate, I twitched.
YOU TWITCHED!? THIS GUY DIED TO HIS OWN JAWBONE! HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!
Fixing bones is hard. If you mess up on things like these the result tends to be fatal.
Why did you twitch?
His beard tickled me.
Death by beard?! This is fucking retarded!
Calm down. She probably was tickled.
Don't tell me you just instantly switch to her side!

I..err. Wait, what was I saying?
There's something odd going on with you...
Right. what now? Diane is holding your crowbar, by the way.


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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1985 on: March 01, 2013, 03:48:16 pm »

What.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1986 on: March 01, 2013, 03:50:01 pm »

"EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN!"
Make sense of all this, don't automatically suspect Diane of anything, like it or not she's your only friend, and this has been a stressful day.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1987 on: March 01, 2013, 04:12:22 pm »

Did we get bitten by one of the other zombies?
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1988 on: March 01, 2013, 04:13:41 pm »

Did we get bitten by one of the other zombies?
Or did she?!?
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1989 on: March 01, 2013, 04:37:04 pm »

I think it might be the other worm, this is the first time anyone has had two at once they could be causing massive mental damage to us.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1990 on: March 03, 2013, 01:44:57 pm »

EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN!
Diane falls quiet. She takes a deep breath and notices she's still holding the crowbar. She just drops it on the floor.
Look, I'm worried about you. Ever since the labs you've been getting... strange, at times. Angrier then you should.... Look, let's just go inside and hear what the elf has to say about this, alright?
You all go inside the factory, and enter the break room. You all sit down in the sofas. TW starts talking, as always in her deadpan manner.

There might be a possibility of the worm causing neural degradation. I would need more info in the human brain before I can do something about you.
...Wait. There was a time this happened before the worm. Just after we got you, I cornered the administrator. It all went fuzzy there, but her death was my goal anyhow, so I didn't pay it any mind.
That's odd. The only time you got snappy after that was if you didn't get the needed energy.
Not enough materials to your brain can cause some lapses in judgement. If you would get a hang-over, the veins would have a harder time to bring materials to your brain...

You look at her in mild bewilderment.
What does that have to do with anything?
It's an observation. Talking about observations, I may have found what the cause of the feral zombies might be.
The difference in infection method couldn't possibly caused it. It may just be that they lacked a goal. They were going by their base instincts.
Well, ain't that some interesting stuff. What do you plan next?


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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1991 on: March 03, 2013, 01:55:45 pm »

I guess we go and bite Roy now. Maybe eat a bit of him too. Fun misshapen bone zombie ahoy.

In terms of the worm, I don't really think there's anything to be done about that. It'll just... happen. I'm stumped on this one, only time it's happened before has been when hungry/tired. That hasn't been the case recently. Best I can think is that we haven't participated in much biting of people lately.
TW might need books at some point too.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1992 on: March 03, 2013, 02:07:26 pm »

Perhaps we just need a proper snack if we take one of the hostages we can eat them, or Roy.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1993 on: March 03, 2013, 02:51:25 pm »

I noticed something in the stats
Rage:very Ready
do you guys think not using it is causing this
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1994 on: March 03, 2013, 03:36:58 pm »

I noticed something in the stats
Rage:very Ready
do you guys think not using it is causing this
Maybe. It's been like that for kind of a while, not sure if it was at the factory or not though.
Do we have any normals to spare to try this out?

EDIT: No, it's only been "very ready" since Roy started kicking off.
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