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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

12 (24%)

No

2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48

[Fr0stByt3]

I don't agree,  celetse has seen what happened there, what if she's still alive, what if she's still in the area she can blow our cover.

I think she got shot in the face a couple pages back.

[killerhellhound]

I don't agree,  celetse has seen what happened there, what if she's still alive, what if she's still in the area she can blow our cover.

I think she got shot in the face a couple pages back.

yeah she did

[Graknorke]

I don't agree,  celetse has seen what happened there, what if she's still alive, what if she's still in the area she can blow our cover.

I think she got shot in the face a couple pages back.

yeah she did

We haven't shot anybody since we got to that town; how could that be?

[anailater]

I don't agree,  celetse has seen what happened there, what if she's still alive, what if she's still in the area she can blow our cover.

I think she got shot in the face a couple pages back.

yeah she did

We haven't shot anybody since we got to that town; how could that be?

The survivors panicked.

[Graknorke]

I looked back and it was just after the zombie whores intermission. So yeah.
She won't be talking any time soon.

[pikorge]

Then I have no trouble with it

[Kitten Snot]

Fine! You want the full story? This isn't the real base! The actual base got ransacked by zombies and we were the only survivors! I fucked up! I didn't want to say it, but fine!
Why would you lie so much just to get to this? I have had it with you... Let us go, now!
Now you can finally sic the zombies into forming a line against the survivors. None of them were in possession of a gun, so they were quickly forced into the car.
You, meanwhile, fight against the black man.

He hits you in the arm with his crowbar, dealing some heavy pain.( your roll=1+2 unpredictable strength), then he follows up with a whack to your belly.
You get the air knocked out of you, but then you rush forward, knocking him over and making him drop the crowbar. (roll 20+2(strength)=22)
Now it's your turn. You grab his crowbar and give him a backhand with it. Then something fuzzy starts going through your mind.
oooooh, that looked like it hurt.
You whack him again.
Wait, hang on. That one seemed to hurt a lot more... So tell me.
Whack.
Which hurts more?
Whack.
This?
You give an overhead smash, breaking his arm.
Or This!
You wind it up, and break his jaw.
Hmmmm. I think that THIS one's-Stop!

Diane has pulled you away and you seem come to your senses again.
What the hell was that? Even you aren't that sadistic!
I...I don't know what happened there...
I have a hypothesis. But it will have to wait until we aren't surrounded by prying ears.
The man is crying on the grass right now. What do you wish to do with him?
Also, give a plan for continued action.

Stats

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Health:Unharmed.
Energy:Firmly awake .
Armor: Bulletproof vest, strong pants, good stompin' boots, Helmet.
Infectivity 35%
Hunger: Peckish.
Durability level 2.5
Inventory:4 Biobombs. 28 worms.Smith & Wesson Model 500 (loaded), 10 .50 caliber bullets,  4 ammo boxes of .50 cal ammo. MP5SFA3,  4 clips.
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security:None.
Rage:Very ready

Horde

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25-ish normals(60-ish away) ,29 armored,10 actors(away),Snowflake, One Banshee(away), one Giggleman(away). Blood-wing(somewhere). 1 brute(away), one crawler(In Snowflake's hands)
Closest Friend: Diane
Friend:Bennie(city-place somewhere maybe.)
Savior: "Theresa's Whisper"
Paternal relationship: Katey.
Broken hostages:Sasha Kriloff.(away)

Hostages

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Females: 16
Males: 18
Children: 3
Suspicious people:1 leader plus 17 men +16 women

[anailater]

Well Our cover is blown anyway, tell the horde to restrain the group and then eat the man.

[Graknorke]

I'm curious about the man.
He's hardly above suspicion himself. He sure seems to have had some interaction with military types before; and rallies leadership easily. Unfortunately, we can't question him because we broke his jaw. Well; I suppose he could speak, but the pain of doing so would probably mean he wouldn't be able to focus. We could maybe have TW fix his jaw up so we can ask him what his deal is I guess. Leave his arm though. Don't want him fighting back.
The human breeding cannot happen right now; we have nowhere really to put them. We'd need more territory control with designating other zombies to watch over parts etc to really set up a human farm. Then there's the issue of feeding them. We should probably just zombify all of the humans we have beside Roy, who we'll probably toy with for a while longer.

Also, the crowbar isn't in our inventory. Should it be?

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Bite him. He was pretty strong. Turn him into a zombie.

[Graknorke]

Yeah, we'll bite him when we're done.

But I want to know what his deal is. He seems like he has maybe an interesting story.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Yeah, ok. First we interrogate him, then we bite him.

[ArchAIngel]

We should keep the crowbar, it worked for Freeman, why not us?

[Aseaheru]

apologize. say that we are sorry we snapped, and this had never happened that bad, we are trying to fix it, etc.

[stabbymcstabstab]

I think adding another worm might have been a bad Idea.