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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

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Total Members Voted: 48

[ArchAIngel]

Use all the ideas together. At once! For !!SCIENCE!!

[zomara0292]

. . . . Sure. why not. And lets get our army to carry all the weapons from this area. We need to make a place for our farm. I am deadly serious about this, this time. It adds a new layer of difficulty. We try not to kill everyone.

[Talvara]

. . . . Sure. why not. And lets get our army to carry all the weapons from this area. We need to make a place for our farm. I am deadly serious about this, this time. It adds a new layer of difficulty. We try not to kill everyone.

I'm a little uncomfortable with the entire breeding and farm thing... how about we... section off parts of the world as a sort of free range farm? we could set up safe zones where humans are allowed to live and thrive. but thats just my irrational emotional disgust speaking ;P

[zomara0292]

This I can work with.

. . . . Sure. why not. And lets get our army to carry all the weapons from this area. We need to make a place for our farm. I am deadly serious about this, this time. It adds a new layer of difficulty. We try not to kill everyone.

I'm a little uncomfortable with the entire breeding and farm thing... how about we... section off parts of the world as a sort of free range farm? we could set up safe zones where humans are allowed to live and thrive. but thats just my irrational emotional disgust speaking ;P

But we have to set up rules. No guns and yearly sacrifices of meat (leave that open and see what they come up with.)

[Abramul]

Before contaminating, find and shut off any chemical feeds.  if convenient, contaminate those too, but opening the tanks might not be the best idea.

[Thecard]

Right.  So we're gonna have game wardens for human reserves?  This... sounds... vaguely racist, yet it works.

But you have seen Battlefield Earth, right?  You gotta strictly oppress the people or they will fuck you with your own farts.

[ArchAIngel]

How the hell do you fuck someone with a fart?

[Graknorke]

Before contaminating, find and shut off any chemical feeds.  if convenient, contaminate those too, but opening the tanks might not be the best idea.

This.
There'll probably be some sterilising chemicals being pumped into the water. Get rid of those.

[Kitten Snot]

You look around for a bit, and find the place where they presumably purify the water. You don't quite see how to break that tank so you just have to hope your stuff is better then their stuff. You don't know this kind of stuff.
You grab a few biobombs and throw them in the water. It doesn't look pretty, but it spreads well enough.
Diane, give me your knife for a few seconds. she obliges, and you proceed to cut your arm. Seeing how you're busy with cutting, you carefully remove the bullet as well.
Some crimson in the water and you're fairly certain that it's contaminated. You spit in it for good measure.

Right, now that that's done, you go outside again until you find the logo of the fire made up of squares. You have the dog-tags for it, and you see the indentation where the dog-tags are supposed to go.
Shall you enter the base?


Health:Alright. (arm cut open again)
Energy:that point where you are yawning but aren't really sleepy yet..
Armor: Bulletproof vest, strong pants, good stompin' boots.
Infectivity 31%
Hunger: Fed.
Durability level 2.5
Inventory:5 Biobombs. 28 worms.Smith & Wesson Model 500 (loaded), 10 .50 caliber bullets,  4 ammo boxes of .50 cal ammo. Remington Model 870(loaded) with 20 shells.
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security:None.
Rage: Used for today.

Horde: 90-ish normals. 30 armored zombies.
Closest friend: Diane.
Paternal relationship: Katey.

[Graknorke]

I feel nervous now.
But we'll enter anyway. Send a group of the zombies in first as a precaution.

[stabbymcstabstab]

Take out the 870, give Diane the smith and west if she doesn't have anything and CHARGE!

[ArchAIngel]

We should get ourselves one of the automatic rifles. Then, take a pair of knives, and attach one to the rifle as a bayonet, and attach the other one to dianes shotgun, so she can impale enemies and then lift them up and pull the trigger to blast them flying.

[Graknorke]

We should get ourselves one of the automatic rifles. Then, take a pair of knives, and attach one to the rifle as a bayonet, and attach the other one to dianes shotgun, so she can impale enemies and then lift them up and pull the trigger to blast them flying.

We're not fighting bunnies, we're fighting humans.

[rabidgam3r]

that would work with a juiced-up shotgun.... LET US FIND THE JUICER-UPPER MACHINE!

[Graknorke]

that would work with a juiced-up shotgun.... LET US FIND THE JUICER-UPPER MACHINE!

Thing is, if it imparted enough energy to someone to send them flying, it would have to impart that same energy into Diane. She would probably break her legs.