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What's your opinion on the SCP-foundation

It's cool to read.
- 28 (56%)
It's kind of obtuse.
- 4 (8%)
Pretensious
- 4 (8%)
Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.
- 12 (24%)
No
- 2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48


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Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1335 on: October 30, 2012, 09:02:23 am »

well... find a group of geese, turn them, have them chase the locals.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1336 on: October 30, 2012, 09:58:35 am »

Wait. The goose turned into a duck then turned back into a goose?
That's it mutating.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1337 on: October 30, 2012, 11:02:20 am »

Wait. The goose turned into a duck then turned back into a goose?
That's it mutating.
Or magical misspelling. He calls it a goose, then a duck, then a goose.
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Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1338 on: October 30, 2012, 11:04:03 am »

still.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1339 on: October 30, 2012, 01:25:53 pm »

Wait. The goose turned into a duck then turned back into a goose?
That's it mutating.
Or magical misspelling. He calls it a goose, then a duck, then a goose.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1340 on: October 30, 2012, 02:37:49 pm »

just to clear things up. kitten snot just missed sometimes. it is a goose and its not mutating into a duck though it will be funny if that happened.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1341 on: November 02, 2012, 02:55:39 pm »

We're going to infect some more animals you tell her. You ask her if there are any farms nearby, but according to her she already attempted to clear it out.
The farmer and his family got out and all she ended up with was two dead dogs and a mouthful of chicken feathers.
Taking a look around you notice she really doesn't have much in the way of zombies anymore. Turns out she attacked the city head-on and got crushed.
They adapted faster then she could attack, and once the barricade was up she couldn't find a way back into the city, so she just built a seat to sit in and tried boring herself to death.

You do know there are some geese out there, so you send out a few zombies to go spit in anthills. They shuffle off. You pray to the 25'th that they don't kill themselves.
But for now, you can do some stuff, plan an attack on the city or go to the water plant. Lots of options

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1342 on: November 02, 2012, 03:35:49 pm »

i say go we go get some traps: send someone  to get a ant farm then you got make them infected and send them out near the geese.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1343 on: November 02, 2012, 04:44:40 pm »

. . . .
Why not get a jar of ants, spit on them, zombify, send them into the city to bite people and burry themselves into peoples food, and call it a day?
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1344 on: November 02, 2012, 05:00:56 pm »

. . . .
Why not get a jar of ants, spit on them, zombify, send them into the city to bite people and burry themselves into peoples food, and call it a day?
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1345 on: November 02, 2012, 05:02:47 pm »

. . . .
Why not get a jar of ants, spit on them, zombify, send them into the city to bite people and burry themselves into peoples food, and call it a day?
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1346 on: November 02, 2012, 05:09:29 pm »

. . . .
Why not get a jar of ants, spit on them, zombify, send them into the city to bite people and burry themselves into peoples food, and call it a day?
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1347 on: November 02, 2012, 05:11:28 pm »

. . . .
Why not get a jar of ants, spit on them, zombify, send them into the city to bite people and burry themselves into peoples food, and call it a day?
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sooooo..... thats 4 now...
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1348 on: November 02, 2012, 05:16:42 pm »

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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1349 on: November 02, 2012, 05:53:28 pm »

. . . .
Why not get a jar of ants, spit on them, zombify, send them into the city to bite people and burry themselves into peoples food, and call it a day?
+1
+1
1+
sooooo..... thats 4 now...
. . . . . . .You guys are lost without me.
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