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What's your opinion on the SCP-foundation

It's cool to read.
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It's kind of obtuse.
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Pretensious
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Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.
- 12 (24%)
No
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Helgoland

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1260 on: October 14, 2012, 05:27:24 pm »
Quote from: Argonnek on October 14, 2012, 01:27:24 pm
Quote from: pikorge on October 14, 2012, 11:53:52 am
this plan is maybe stupid but i tell you anyway we are going to bite the president of america OR we go to the zoo there wil be humans animals POPCORN!!!!!!!! OR an cinema there will be humans one door we can block so they can,t escape and of course POPCORN!!!!!!!!
Actually, the movie theater plan is a really good idea. Let's do that.
+1. Get in alone, silently start biting people.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

Thecard

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1261 on: October 14, 2012, 09:36:00 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on October 14, 2012, 05:27:24 pm
Quote from: Argonnek on October 14, 2012, 01:27:24 pm
Quote from: pikorge on October 14, 2012, 11:53:52 am
this plan is maybe stupid but i tell you anyway we are going to bite the president of america OR we go to the zoo there wil be humans animals POPCORN!!!!!!!! OR an cinema there will be humans one door we can block so they can,t escape and of course POPCORN!!!!!!!!
Actually, the movie theater plan is a really good idea. Let's do that.
+1. Get in alone, silently start biting people.
How do you propose we silently bite people?  I'm pretty sure that would result in "What the hell are you doing?  Oh God oh God!  What the fuck are you doing to me?  Cannibal!  Help!  Hel-...brraaiinss...."
Of course, if we go to a zombie movie... that might work better.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

Helgoland

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1262 on: October 15, 2012, 05:12:42 am »
Quote from: Thecard on October 14, 2012, 09:36:00 pm
Quote from: Helgoland on October 14, 2012, 05:27:24 pm
Quote from: Argonnek on October 14, 2012, 01:27:24 pm
Quote from: pikorge on October 14, 2012, 11:53:52 am
this plan is maybe stupid but i tell you anyway we are going to bite the president of america OR we go to the zoo there wil be humans animals POPCORN!!!!!!!! OR an cinema there will be humans one door we can block so they can,t escape and of course POPCORN!!!!!!!!
Actually, the movie theater plan is a really good idea. Let's do that.
+1. Get in alone, silently start biting people.
How do you propose we silently bite people?  I'm pretty sure that would result in "What the hell are you doing?  Oh God oh God!  What the fuck are you doing to me?  Cannibal!  Help!  Hel-...brraaiinss...."
Of course, if we go to a zombie movie... that might work better.
Okay, then seal the exit and start biting people without giving a crap about the noise.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1263 on: October 15, 2012, 05:29:24 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on October 15, 2012, 05:12:42 am
Quote from: Thecard on October 14, 2012, 09:36:00 pm
Quote from: Helgoland on October 14, 2012, 05:27:24 pm
Quote from: Argonnek on October 14, 2012, 01:27:24 pm
Quote from: pikorge on October 14, 2012, 11:53:52 am
this plan is maybe stupid but i tell you anyway we are going to bite the president of america OR we go to the zoo there wil be humans animals POPCORN!!!!!!!! OR an cinema there will be humans one door we can block so they can,t escape and of course POPCORN!!!!!!!!
Actually, the movie theater plan is a really good idea. Let's do that.
+1. Get in alone, silently start biting people.
How do you propose we silently bite people?  I'm pretty sure that would result in "What the hell are you doing?  Oh God oh God!  What the fuck are you doing to me?  Cannibal!  Help!  Hel-...brraaiinss...."
Of course, if we go to a zombie movie... that might work better.
Okay, then seal the exit and start biting people without giving a crap about the noise.
Orrrrrr we could just scratch people.
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zomara0292

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1264 on: October 15, 2012, 06:41:38 am »
Quote from: jaxy15 on October 15, 2012, 05:29:24 am
Quote from: Helgoland on October 15, 2012, 05:12:42 am
Quote from: Thecard on October 14, 2012, 09:36:00 pm
Quote from: Helgoland on October 14, 2012, 05:27:24 pm
Quote from: Argonnek on October 14, 2012, 01:27:24 pm
Quote from: pikorge on October 14, 2012, 11:53:52 am
this plan is maybe stupid but i tell you anyway we are going to bite the president of america OR we go to the zoo there wil be humans animals POPCORN!!!!!!!! OR an cinema there will be humans one door we can block so they can,t escape and of course POPCORN!!!!!!!!
Actually, the movie theater plan is a really good idea. Let's do that.
+1. Get in alone, silently start biting people.
How do you propose we silently bite people?  I'm pretty sure that would result in "What the hell are you doing?  Oh God oh God!  What the fuck are you doing to me?  Cannibal!  Help!  Hel-...brraaiinss...."
Of course, if we go to a zombie movie... that might work better.
Okay, then seal the exit and start biting people without giving a crap about the noise.
Orrrrrr we could just scratch people.
+1, but how about this. Hire an escort. Or a prostitute. Take her to the movies. Nibble on her neck. let the party begin.
Why does that sound perverted?
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1265 on: October 15, 2012, 10:23:08 am »
that... is a surprisingly good idea...

ask the captives if there is a way to slow the process of zombiefying. i forgot her name...

because infected sex workers= walking wormbombs. in that they can infect?
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1266 on: October 15, 2012, 10:37:09 am »
Quote from: Aseaheru on October 15, 2012, 10:23:08 am
that... is a surprisingly good idea...

ask the captives if there is a way to slow the process of zombiefying. i forgot her name...

because infected sex workers= walking wormbombs. in that they can infect?

You mean sasha?
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1267 on: October 15, 2012, 10:42:42 am »
i guess...
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Helgoland

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1268 on: October 15, 2012, 02:12:58 pm »
OR we could get a shootgun and load it with salt that we have spat on!
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1269 on: October 15, 2012, 02:52:44 pm »
What if we took a piss in the water treatment facility?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1270 on: October 15, 2012, 03:03:07 pm »
past the outflow?
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1271 on: October 15, 2012, 04:01:38 pm »
Quote from: Aseaheru on October 15, 2012, 03:03:07 pm
past the outflow?
Yeah, we covertly take over the plant, shut off the filters and take a whee in it.  Worked for Stubbs.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

Helgoland

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1272 on: October 16, 2012, 01:16:00 pm »
Quote from: Aseaheru on October 15, 2012, 03:03:07 pm
past the outflow?
Passing on the outflow, yeah. Though the concentration might screw us over.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1273 on: October 16, 2012, 02:20:33 pm »
of what? besides, they will just drink bottled water. probably doing that already.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1274 on: October 17, 2012, 11:18:20 am »
You decide that going to the cinema would be a good idea! you go back on the computer and give a search for nearby cinemas.
There is, sadly, only one cinema in town and it isn't very large. It's in the poor part of town. Most likely, it's just being used for drug running by now.
So that plan won't work unless some adjustments are made. Time to go for the next best thing. The water purification plant! A search for that proved to be a bit more difficult but eventually you manage to find it.
The water plant seems to be for multiple towns. The one where you sent Katey to is also among them. This would make her mission easier.

However, it's not in the city. You would need to go rather close to the town you sent Katey to.
So what do we do?


Stats
Health:Unhurt.
Energy:Fine.
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Fed.
Durability level 2.5
Inventory:5 Biobombs. 28 worms. one 357. magnum, 48 .357 bullets,Smith & Wesson Model 500, 5 ammo boxes of .50 cal ammo.
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security:None.

Horde:30? normals,10 actors,Snowflake, One Banshee, one Giggleman. Blood-wing.
Good Friend: Diane
Friend:Bennie
Broken hostages:Sasha Kriloff.

Sorry for the lack of updates. Having lots of trouble with school, some self-hate, a budding inferiority complex, the works. It should be going normally from now on.
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