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It's cool to read.

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It's kind of obtuse.

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Pretensious

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Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

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Total Members Voted: 48

[Aseaheru]

1. find internet
2. find church
3. live there
4. giggle at the religious people gawking at zombies in a church

Bring along The Giggler to help giggle at gawkers.

it included the gigglemen, as i had proposed moving everyone there.

[Kitten Snot]

You look around the computer but you can't find any internet on the darned thing. No porn for us. We are the saddest of zombies.
So,you improvise. You go back downstairs and go over to Diane. You ask her to go get a laptop from somewhere, doesn't matter how.
She smiles, then leaves through the garden, climbing over the wall. You hear a single scream, then silence. You hear the sound of meat being torn, then wet gasping.
When Diane climbs over the wall again, she is holding one of those tiny white Pear laptop. She gives it to you, smiling broadly, then goes inside the house to wash the blood out of her hair.

You go back inside and open up the laptop. It has internet access. Good. You look around at Google maps to find the nearest gym. There is one, in the middle-class district in town, though it's near a gun store. Could get dangerous.
But, as you don't give a crap about possible dangers you get your horde in the Zombie-mobile and get going. Sasha is being held in a cupboard hauled inside the van.
Some zombies need to be carried by other zombies to make room, but they aren't too picky. Benny just possesses the cupboard and Blood-wing follows the van from above.
The drive was uneventful. Now that you have arrived, you can get a better assessment of the situation. It's a long wide street. On one side you see the "Jungle Gym" and on the other side you see Hick's Gun shop.
There are lots of customers in both places, not to mention a whole bunch of pedestrians. The Militia also has a single patrol here, holding basic self-defence pistols.

Any changes to the plan?

Stats
Health:Unhurt.
Energy:Fine.
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Not hungry.
Durability level 2.5
Inventory:5 Biobombs. 28 worms. one 357. magnum, 48 .357 bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security:None.

Horde:30? normals,10 anklebiters,10 actors,Snowflake, One Banshee, one Giggleman. Blood-wing.
Good Friend: Diane
Friend:Bennie
Broken hostages:Sasha Kriloff.

[Thecard]

Bio-bomb the militia and the gun shop, and put snowflake and some other zombies to cover the gym.

[Aseaheru]

yes.

[Nny]

Rape their churches! Burn their women!

[zomara0292]

Rape their churches! Burn their women!

Battle cry?

But, seriously. I have an idea. We fake crash the car near the gun store, maybe even braking down the wall a bit. Dont get out right away. First thing they will probably do is check to see why there was a crash, but nobody came out to rob them. First place they would check is the drivers seat. Us. we will be "dead" while diana will bd knocked uncontious. They will take her out first to help her, were she will stir amd say somthing about a dog or whatnot in the back, they open the back to be greeted with teeth and an invitation into our horde. What few will survave the initial onslught will have to face our brute and giggleman, we, on the otherhand, get diana out of there quickly before her brain spills out and lob bio-bombs into the gym and the crowd of runners that should then be forming. Leave the area 15-30 minutes after we start, and head straight to the lab, with a growing horde, some on foot, and the smarter ones stealing cars, gathering as many zombies as it can hold and heading off to where we are headed.

[Nny]

I say we realize what we're doing is morally wrong and stop, becoming a hermit in a mountain range and living as a solitary monk.

...No?
Alright. What zomara said then.

[zomara0292]

Plan explained in full above.

[stabbymcstabstab]

whats this "morally wrong" thing you discribed? I think you might need to go to a doctor if your morally is wrong.

[Thecard]

Out of curiosity, whatever happened to Katey and her half of the horde?  Didn't we send her off to a different city?

[Argonnek]

Yes, but we never really attempted to contact her. Nor her us, as far as I know.

[Thecard]

Yes, but we never really attempted to contact her. Nor her us, as far as I know.

She should have a cell phone, but failing that, I assume she would have made news.  Can we do a web search for whichever town we sent her to?  Because if she did well, and we can find her we'll have a really intelligent lieutenant back, and a sizable horde.  She took roughly half, which she could have easily doubled or tripled.

[Kitten Snot]

You think for a little while, then give in a plan that's probably pretty stupid if it wasn't for the fact that we regenerate and have ridiculous amounts of luck at times.
Actually, it's still pretty stupid.
You explain the plan to Diane, who looks worried about it.
How are you going to do it? We could both end up brained! Not to mention Sasha- She shuts up as you accelerate.

You hit the gun store, breaking through the window and a part of the wall with ease. The counter manages to stop the car. The airbag releases, pushing some glass in your face.
You do you best "dead" impression, using a bit of glass to cut open the face for some blood (It doesn't really hurt you much).
Most people just stand around the van in shock. After one full minute of nothing happening, Diane decides to stir.
G-get the back of the van open.... Dogs! She's a gifted actor. Maybe. You aren't too good at estimating acting quality.
That also, finally gets people started into doing something. You hear the owner of the store call the emergency numbers while one onlooker decides to open up the van.

What happens after that is best left to the imagination of the viewers, as it involved screaming, flesh being ripped apart by teeth, gunshots.
You managed to get stuck because of the airbag. You could only hear what was happening. By the time you finally manage to get out of the van, everything was already dead. ish.
So now you have a good 40 more people too the horde and tons of guns. Just need to grab one.
Where should we search for weapons? The store is quite large and you only hit the part full of miscellaneous self-defense weapons. Pepper spray and the like.

There is a shotgun aisle, a rifle aisle and a pistol aisle. There is ammo and possible other goodies in the back. Where do we go?
We only have a limited amount of time before the rest of the militia gets here.

[stabbymcstabstab]

ARM THE HORDE! look for something automatic and a shit tin of ammo.

[Aseaheru]

get the big guys with shotguns, and every zombie with a rifle. those who were good with pistols or shotguns get one of those to. but tanks= shotgun+pistol, rest= rifle+skilled weapon.


any explosives?