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It's kind of obtuse.

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Pretensious

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Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

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[Kitten Snot]

You decide to just continue going home and ,if you find any, stop to raid a store or fast food place.
Thankfully, you're in luck as a fast-food place is still going. OPEN 24/7 a large sign out front says.
Unfortunately, it isn't a drive-through,so you tie up both of the the humans, take the keys and give a check for any guns just in case.
You also wait for your zombies to get here, 3 of them evolved into fasties.
You don't find any other gun but you do find 3 speed loaders for your 357.

Once inside you are greeted with a cheery high-pitched voice.
Hello! Welcome to Mr. and Mrs. burgers home of deliciousness!
The one behind the counter has incredibly frilly pink hair and looks like she overdosed on coffee and candy.
She has a tattoo on her shoulder of balloons with some confetti around it.

Well? Are you going to order or are you just going to stand there like a lemon? Oooh! Lemons! We just had a little shipment of lemons in. I don't really know why they would send us lemons as this is mainly a meatbased building but i guess you.. She continues talking for 5 minutes about lemons and you are starting to get really tired of this hyperactive little girl. You reach into your pockets and pull out some money.
3 burgers please. Just basic burgers please.Well there-Shut up and give me the burgers please.

Her hair seems to twitch ever so slightly, and she looks at you with distrust.Oky Doky ,Loki. she grumbles before going into the back room.
It does not surprise you that they couldn't find anybody to cook while she's there.
Anyway, it could take a while for them to get finished so we might as well think a little meanwhile.


Stats:
Health 30/30
Energy 24/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 30/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 9 worms. one 357. magnum, 60 357. bullets, One magic knife.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3

            _______________________________
           /               Outside                         \
Horde:(52 normals. 1 brute. 1 wonderful skellie.)

So, how many people will hate me for this? All of them? Sure why not.

[Argonnek]

Oooh, fast zombies.

While we wait, we should take full stock of our surroundings. Are there other customers in the building? What obstacles are between us and the exit? If necessary, is the counter easy to jump over?

[Weirdsound]

Once you get the burgers, place them down outside of bloodsplatter range and fill the clerk with some lead. Throw the corpse in the trunk to eat when we get back to the warehouse.

Hey, who says we can't order a meal to go for ourselves while we are here?

[zomara0292]

read cupcake before you think about giving them those burgurs. dont kill her, though. just knock her out and bind her. or ask her to come with you with you willingly. with promises of plot and meat cutting shops.

[killerhellhound]

bite here she may turn out a intresting zombie (hypo-type)

[zomara0292]

trust me. she is better to us alive or as a smart zombie like us, than undead.

[killerhellhound]

trust me. she is better to us alive or as a smart zombie like us, than undead.

there are lots of people out there and she would get very annoying as a smart zombie

[zomara0292]

trust me. she is better to us alive or as a smart zombie like us, than undead.

there are lots of people out there and she would get very annoying as a smart zombie

I never said front line material.

[Argonnek]

I would think that we would want to have the annoying ones in the front, just to get them away from us.

[Kitten Snot]

You wait for a bit and decide to take her along in the trunk.
You pull out your revolver and when the pink-haired girl returned you point the gun at her.
Ooooh, I knew you were bad news. She grumbles at you
Don't worry, I'd like you alive. At the moment.You remind her while you walk up to her.

You look around and find some employee clothes. You order her to go grab them.
She glowers at you with look that could shatter stone and grabs the clothes.
You bind her with it as you notice she does not seem to be resisting. Odd.
You also grab the burgers and go outside with your hostage.

You give a quick command for the zombies to leave her alone and then go to the car.
And so you add another passenger on the police-car of one-sided fun.
You give the burgers to each of the hostages. You'll eat something a bit more human when you get back.
And so you drive to the warehouse. When you arrive everything seems to be fine.

You drive inside the warehouse and keep the hostages into the car for now.
You allow them to get out of their restrains but (after spending a little time finding them) you also block the car door with cinder blocks.
Also, you give a helpful reminder that zombies don't really sleep.
You go to sleep in your container. Tomorrow we will see what to do with the hostages.

Stats:
Health 30/30
Energy 24/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 27/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 9 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets, One magic knife.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:(52 normals. 1 brute. 1 wonderful skellie.)

[Weirdsound]

We need to learn how to make smart zombies, and I got a decent idea on how to start.

Take a police car full of zombies and break into a house. Eat the occupants and get on the internet. Google local coverage of the zombie hordes, and see if any labs or hospital are researching us; If so, we have our next target.

[Mr. Palau]

We need to learn how to make smart zombies, and I got a decent idea on how to start.

Take a police car full of zombies and break into a house. Eat the occupants and get on the internet. Google local coverage of the zombie hordes, and see if any labs or hospital are researching us; If so, we have our next target.

I do believe he said we could make smart zombies by teaching children. They are already clearly the smartest zombies, since they are the only ones capable of being actors.

[Weirdsound]

Well then we need to learn how the mutate the actors into something more phyiscaly threatening. Either way we are in much better shape if we research our condition a bit.

By research I mean murder, threaten, and/or rob researchers.

[Mr. Palau]

Well then we need to learn how the mutate the actors into something more phyiscaly threatening. Either way we are in much better shape if we research our condition a bit.

By research I mean murder, threaten, and/or rob researchers.

I think we blow up the lab were they created us, so we kind of failed on that part.

[Weirdsound]

Well I think we are causing a panic. I'm sure some way over their head lab or hospital has gotta be trying to figure us out by now.