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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

12 (24%)

No

2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48

[Graknorke]

I skipped a load of the thread, but posting to follow.
I must ask though, where did parasite stats go?

[Argonnek]

I skipped a load of the thread, but posting to follow.
I must ask though, where did parasite stats go?

It didn't really contribute much to the game, so it was culled. Much like the human population in this city.

[zomara0292]

Ok. lets think of it this way. i saved humanity and gave it a fighting chance to move on.

[Argonnek]

... In a manner that guarantees that they will be put under horrific torment that will hound the few survivors until the end of time.

Not that I disapprove, mind you.

[Kitten Snot]

You decide to just start driving at a pace slow enough that the zombies can follow you.
This causes it to take a while as you drive through the city.
Guessing from the fact that there is nothing on the streets you can guess the actors are doing a good job. Though they are a bit slow...
So, are you the zombie leader? you suddenly hear from behind you.

The male managed to get the sock out and seems to have stopped panicking. The female seems to have fainted. How clichéd!
Well? I know you can talk. How else could you convince those rotting retarded fucks to do things.
What do you answer and in what direction do you wish to take the conversation.

Stats:
Health 30/30
Energy 25/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 31/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 9 worms. one 357. magnum, 60 357. bullets, One magic knife.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3
            _______________________________
           /               Behind                          \
Horde:(52 normals. 1 brute. 1 wonderful skellie.)

I don't like giving such a short update but i try not to take to much control away from you guys.
Also, I'm considering going back and changing my earlier posts to cover up some plot holes, removing reference to you being a guy with a name.
And removing all the parasite stat things. Give me a while and it should be slightly more enjoyable to read. Remember, give criticism if you want to see me get better.

[QuakeIV]

You suck.

 

More seriously though, I guess I find it hard to believe that the zombies can suddenly handle being shot to hell as well as they can after a short infection period.  It seems odd to me that over the course of five minutes or so they no longer need organs to function.

e: well, organs that arent full of bullet holes, same thing really

[Weirdsound]

"Yeah. I'm one of the leaders." Lie so that he will place less value on the idea of a sucidal attack to destroy you.

-Try to find out if he has any connection to the lady, or if your mooks just grabbed two random people.
-Attempt to establish rapport and get the Stockholm Syndrome thing working in your favor. Stop to raid a grocery store or fast food joint and get him a snack. (Leave the brute to watch them while you are getting the food)

[zomara0292]

"Yeah. I'm one of the leaders." Lie so that he will place less value on the idea of a sucidal attack to destroy you.

-Try to find out if he has any connection to the lady, or if your mooks just grabbed two random people.
-Attempt to establish rapport and get the Stockholm Syndrome thing working in your favor. Stop to raid a grocery store or fast food joint and get him a snack. (Leave the brute to watch them while you are getting the food)

You all learn so fast. I feel so proud of you.

[Kitten Snot]

Elaborating a bit on the toughness of zombies.
Once turned they ignore pain. Their brain simply doesn't send out the endocrines. As such no shock can apply to the mind which helps a lot about the whole "taking bullets to the chest" thing. Blood is also largely unnecessary due to the magical reason of plot holes. I'll try to find some bullshit reason why their muscles work without oxygen being supplied to like Living moving fungus or some shit. For now let's just say it's magic pixie dust. If you find some way that is technobabble-ish enough that i can get away with it or a way it could actually work just let me know. I'll retcon it in there somewhere.  the zombies CAN bleed to death though. If there is only 10 percent left of their blood the parasite kinda gives up unless it started out with that trauma. thus, Skellies.

Just yah, sorry guys. I just ain't got any way to explain this bullshit. Lets just keep it on pixie dust and tiny worms replacing muscles or someshit ok?

[rabidgam3r]

"Yeah. I'm one of the leaders." Lie so that he will place less value on the idea of a sucidal attack to destroy you.

-Try to find out if he has any connection to the lady, or if your mooks just grabbed two random people.
-Attempt to establish rapport and get the Stockholm Syndrome thing working in your favor. Stop to raid a grocery store or fast food joint and get him a snack. (Leave the brute to watch them while you are getting the food)

+1

[Mr. Palau]

"Yeah. I'm one of the leaders." Lie so that he will place less value on the idea of a sucidal attack to destroy you.

-Try to find out if he has any connection to the lady, or if your mooks just grabbed two random people.
-Attempt to establish rapport and get the Stockholm Syndrome thing working in your favor. Stop to raid a grocery store or fast food joint and get him a snack. (Leave the brute to watch them while you are getting the food)

+1

+2

[zomara0292]

"Yeah. I'm one of the leaders." Lie so that he will place less value on the idea of a sucidal attack to destroy you.

-Try to find out if he has any connection to the lady, or if your mooks just grabbed two random people.
-Attempt to establish rapport and get the Stockholm Syndrome thing working in your favor. Stop to raid a grocery store or fast food joint and get him a snack. (Leave the brute to watch them while you are getting the food)

+1

+2

+3

[rabidgam3r]

i have a question: Did nobody get the reference to Prototype back when we were captured? when the scientists mentioned "Dr.Mercer?"

[zomara0292]

i have a question: Did nobody get the reference to Prototype back when we were captured? when the scientists mentioned "Dr.Mercer?"

Never got the chance to play it. . . soooo. . . . .

[Mr. Palau]

i have a question: Did nobody get the reference to Prototype back when we were captured? when the scientists mentioned "Dr.Mercer?"

Never got the chance to play it. . . soooo. . . . .