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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

12 (24%)

No

2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48

[Kitten Snot]

You order the skellies to go get the guard. They look at you for a bit then try to go as quit as they possibly can.
With their rattling bones and such that doesn't work out.
The guard wakes up, sees the walking skeletons and starts screaming.
The skellies realize they should attack now and charge.

He quickly grabs his shotgun and shoots once.
Looking through a window you see that he is using buckshot.
In his panic he misses, only getting a grazing shot on the rib of Schmooples.
He manages to rack his shotgun before they reach him and shoots Kittenpants right in the skull, shattering it ans splattering his brains over the wall.

Schmooples manages to grab him though and successfully bites him in the hand.
The guard struggles with Schmooples for a short while, then punches Schmooples on the skull.
Schmooples falls to the ground and the guard kicks his ribcage, shattering 3 three ribs.
Schmooples grabs his ankle however and manages to scratch it.

The guard is starting to weaken, the infection finally managed to reach his brain.
He throws up some blood and then finally goes down.
Schmooples gets back up, grabs some of his ribs and puts them inbetween his intact ribs.
Right, that didn't go well. and you can hear some of the apartment owners stirring.

Now what?


Health 30/30
Energy 25/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 31/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:9 Biobombs. 9 worms.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:12 normals. 1 brute. 1 adorable skellie.

[Weirdsound]

Send in 9 normals to sweep the place. Find a nice spot to hide and wait for whatever cops/military/ect show up. Ambush them with biobombs and a brute.

[Argonnek]

CHARGE!

[zomara0292]

keep one breeding pair alive. i have a plan.

[Argonnek]

keep one breeding pair alive. i have a plan.

I'm getting chills down my spine already!

[Mr. Palau]

Send in 9 normals to sweep the place. Find a nice spot to hide and wait for whatever cops/military/ect show up. Ambush them with biobombs and a brute.

[stabbymcstabstab]

keep one breeding pair alive. i have a plan.

I'm getting chills down my spine already!

This is disturbing but I agree with Zomara

[killerhellhound]

and next invade a hospetal

[Kitten Snot]

....
Are we going to do the mermaid-farming thing with humans for our zombie-baby army?
Even i need to take a pause at that. Zomara, you just became a very evil horse with a gun-saddle. Like, I'll have you torture your own foal for 3 hours before eating it alive when we find you.
On to the apartment take-down.


You see a nearby security closet and order snowflake to get in there.
Then, you order the zombies to go infect them. You make it a point that one male and one female should be kept alive.
They drool a little, then start rushing upstairs. The panicked screams seem to signify the success rate.
You join Snowflake in the closet and wait. It doesn't take long before the police arrives.

You wait until they get on the stairs then rush out throwing a biobomb.
The bomb hits a clustered group and the familiar screams start  accompanied withe panicked gunshots.
The gunshots miraculously don't hit anything except for one of the cops outside.
Snowflake rushes outside and rips off a bumper of one of the police cars.

The resulting "battle" is short and very, very brutal.
None of the corpses seem intact enough for zombiefication.
The screams upstairs have mostly stopped too. only 2 screams, one of a woman and one of a man are still going.
Your zombies are coming back down the stairs.

They seem to have around 40 more people. 10 zombies are holding the man and the woman.
You order snowflake to carry them. He happily complies and picks them one, one in each arm.
Right, now what to do?



Health 30/30
Energy 25/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 31/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:9 Biobombs. 9 worms.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:12 normals. 1 brute. 1 lovely skellie.

[zomara0292]

....
Are we going to do the mermaid-farming thing with humans for our zombie-baby army?
Even i need to take a pause at that. Zomara, you just became a very evil horse with a gun-saddle. Like, I'll have you torture your own foal for 3 hours before eating it alive when we find you.
On to the apartment take-down.

Thank you. I am thinking that far ahead. As we grow, humans will become rare. Very rare. I don't know how long our zombies will last without a food source, but I don think it will be long. So we farm our food.
I am thinking this. From each attack, we take one woman and or one man. Or we could do it the way i want to. Save a had full of people, tell only one that they can choose up to two people to survive. They do, the chooser doesn't. Reason, he condemned two people to watch their friends die.

[Mr. Palau]

....
Are we going to do the mermaid-farming thing with humans for our zombie-baby army?
Even i need to take a pause at that. Zomara, you just became a very evil horse with a gun-saddle. Like, I'll have you torture your own foal for 3 hours before eating it alive when we find you.
On to the apartment take-down.

Thank you. I am thinking that far ahead. As we grow, humans will become rare. Very rare. I don't know how long our zombies will last without a food source, but I don think it will be long. So we farm our food.
I am thinking this. From each attack, we take one woman and or one man. Or we could do it the way i want to. Save a had full of people, tell only one that they can choose up to two people to survive. They do, the chooser doesn't. Reason, he condemned two people to watch their friends die.

Good idea, but lets just do it the simple and less traumatizing grab two people whenever we attack. Those guys are going to traumatized by the zombie attack any way so the other method would just traumatize them even more, possibely complicating their success in making more humans.

[zomara0292]

Awww. but evil is fun. Fine. But we need a place to keep them all and to make them dependent on one another.

[Mr. Palau]

Awww. but evil is fun. Fine. But we need a place to keep them all and to make them dependent on one another.

We should just stuff em in a room until we finish this town off. Then we can establish a nice little self sustaining community for our humans out in the woods.

[stabbymcstabstab]

Hey does our little warehouse have a basement?

[Argonnek]

Well, even if it does, too much darkness causes normal humans to become depressed and possibly suicidal. We can't have our food killing itself, so we instead must have some sort of aboveground community that gets some sunlight. Though, I don't think that Zomara's suggestion is the most evil one possible. I remember something another poster put onto the forums a long while back. It was actually so bad that I had to close my browser and step away from the computer for a while.