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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

12 (24%)

No

2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48

[zomara0292]

I no make good ork. I to Unorky.

[Mr. Palau]

I no make good ork. I to Unorky.

Lol, 40k ftw

[killerhellhound]

use the puny grection(horde zombies as clubs like a true ork (badass skinless freck) or act like a warboss and order the other orks around then show them how to fight 

[Kitten Snot]

I mean that you CAN give complex commands but it is possible with a bad roll that he can misinterpret things.
So you ask give friend pat on back might be interpreted as Smash spine out.
And basic commands can not be misinterpreted.
Sorry, should have been more clear on this.

[zomara0292]

I mean that you CAN give complex commands but it is possible with a bad roll that he can misinterpret things.
So you ask give friend pat on back might be interpreted as Smash spine out.
And basic commands can not be misinterpreted.
Sorry, should have been more clear on this.

. . . . . . . Let the chaos begain.

Resonate the door at a high frequency by repeated punches at key locations located at points [2, 4, 13], [9, 31, 6], and [4, 18, 3]!

[Mr. Palau]

I mean that you CAN give complex commands but it is possible with a bad roll that he can misinterpret things.
So you ask give friend pat on back might be interpreted as Smash spine out.
And basic commands can not be misinterpreted.
Sorry, should have been more clear on this.

. . . . . . . Let the chaos begain.

Resonate the door at a high frequency by repeated punches at key locations located at points [2, 4, 13], [9, 31, 6], and [4, 18, 3]!

AKA, punch door until door fall.

[zomara0292]

I mean that you CAN give complex commands but it is possible with a bad roll that he can misinterpret things.
So you ask give friend pat on back might be interpreted as Smash spine out.
And basic commands can not be misinterpreted.
Sorry, should have been more clear on this.

. . . . . . . Let the chaos begain.

Resonate the door at a high frequency by repeated punches at key locations located at points [2, 4, 13], [9, 31, 6], and [4, 18, 3]!

AKA, punch door until door fall.

It has to be the side closest to the door knob if you can see the hinge. if not, the middle of the door and the side closest with multiple brutes.

[killerhellhound]

*bump*
use another brute as a ram to take down the door or wall 

[Kitten Snot]

As you were the main thing that broke locked doors open in the first city takeover you have the idea to smash open at the small metal....  thingies.
A first punch, Nothing.A second one, nothing, a frustrated head-but, nothing.
While you were busy attempting to smash the door another non-puny friend woke up.
You give a grunt and a roar while pointing at the dents you made.

He gets the message and starts punching the door along with you. on the wrong side. You give a little grunt at him
Nevertheless, the door starts creaking dangerously.
Another 2 brutes wake up and see you punching the door.
They follow along and after around half an hour of punching the steel door it finally collapses.

Suddenly, a very loud noise and flashing lights appear everywhere. You hear the master laughing from here.
The remaining brutes wake up at the alarm and angrily punch one of the flashing lights.
You rush outside into a small room with nothing of not except a small piece of meat holding one of those loud metal pieces.
You quickly smash him against the walls. There is another door here and nothing else.

Will you stay here masturbating or something or will you be useful and go out?
CHOICES CHOICES, WHY DO I MAKE THEM SO HARD.


Stats:
Health 90/90
Energy 56/60
Infectivity 10%
Durability level 5
Hunger 70/100(Your limited intelligence makes it so you can go for a long time without food.)

Horde: 15 Brutes.

[Weirdsound]

Charge! Save the Master!

[zomara0292]

Brake through door and wall until you get to master. Go in a straight line if possible.

[Mr. Palau]

Brake through door and wall until you get to master. Go in a straight line if possible.

Raa! +1, Raa!

[killerhellhound]

i still want to use another brute as a ram but +1
edit: here this is for ideas 
http://www.kongregate.com/games/GPStudios/mutant-uprising

[Kitten Snot]

You ram straight through the door and find that 2 Blue people were awaiting you.
They use their noisy stuff and you get some really annoying bits of pain as you rush at them.
You grab the first by the leg, shattering it and then use his body as a club to smash the other blue.
You rush towards where the laughing came from a short while ago and break open the second wooden door with ease.

You see 2 people in white coats, looking at you with an utterly hilarious expression as they are rather happy they wore brown pants for today.
You use your blue club,which still sputters a bit, on the first while the other one rushes by you.
You attempt to smash him but he's just out of reach. Then the leg snaps off and the largest part of your "club" rushes towards him.
The other white-coat is smashed against the floor. you seem to have broken his leg.

You decide to keep the leg as things get smashed even easier with something in those giant meaty hands of yours.
You break open the metal door separating you from the master. It breaks much easier then the other metal door and you immediately give a big hug to everyone in the room.
Alright, alright Snowflake. Good to see you too.... Let me go please.
 You let go of him and smile at him him with a goofy grin.

*Woooosh* back to the normal perspective

Stats:
Health 12/25
Energy 18/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 10/35
Durability level 2
Inventory: Empty
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.

Horde: 16 brutes, 10 actors.

[Mr. Palau]

Ok then, lets have the brutes go in front, you know take some of the bullets, and follow behind with the actors. Lets radiate out for our current position looking for a way to the surface and freeing zombies as we go.