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It's cool to read.

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It's kind of obtuse.

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Pretensious

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Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

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Total Members Voted: 48

[Mr. Palau]

Ouch sounds like we rolled low, but we did manage to kill many of the cops I take it. So lets have the zombies retreat back behind the buildings, while telling Lucy to keep attacking, while keeping any valuble zombies, ie actors and smart ones, in the back. This way we only lose non-valuable meat-sheild-esque zombies. While the horde of school children attack the cops have any of the remaining zombies try to sneak up on them from behind.

Have the zombies pull back and move away from the guys. as silently as we can, have ourselves pull out our pistol and sneak through some nearby bushes. then have the zombies recharge while you shoot at them.

Nah then they could spot the bush we are shooting from before we kill all of them and kill us, and we are way more important than even a horde of zombies.

[Argonnek]

If we've surrounded them, then they are most likely back-to-back against each other. If that is true, then we have access to their vehicles. Vehicles with munitions in them. Since they're using ridiculous, illegal weapons, they'll most likely have fragmentation - or, if we're lucky, thermobaric - grenades that can be used against their nice little formation there.

[Mr. Palau]

If we've surrounded them, then they are most likely back-to-back against each other. If that is true, then we have access to their vehicles. Vehicles with munitions in them. Since they're using ridiculous, illegal weapons, they'll most likely have fragmentation - or, if we're lucky, thermobaric - grenades that can be used against their nice little formation there.

Ahh yesssss smart zombie... (good idea, if we fail the roll though that will suck so we might need another plan)

[Argonnek]

Ah! Before we go into a grenade-chucking frenzy, we should have a decent number of normal, adult zombies mill around us just in case the "police" catch on to our little scheme and start firing at their own trucks. Human shields, FTW!

[Kitten Snot]

You quickly call Lucy while your zombies are taking bullets like champs and tell her to keep the actors and herself safe while letting the rest charge.
You order some others to surround you so you don't get bullets up your rear while you sprint over to the car.
The remaining "police" manage to keep their ground though but and have killed 3 more of your zombies.
You open the door of the car the shouting idiot was on and look around.

You make a small squeal in delight when you see what you find.
4 fragmentation grenades,some other big-looking weapons and on a small pedestal you see a black engraved beauty of a revolver.
There is a name on the side saying Black Fury.
You grab the grenades and throw one of them at the group. You miss by a few meters and the explosion does not hit anyone.
The shrapnel,however,does.Hitting 3 soldiers on the left. One get some shrapnel in his throat, another guy gets a shard in his wrist and the last guy gets most of the shrapnel,hitting him pretty much everywhere.

Your zombies also get some nasty-looking wounds but are not affected much due to them not needing too much blood.
Throw another grenade or start shooting? Say thy choice!

Stats

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Health 20/20
Energy 25/25
Infectivity 25%
Hunger 25/30
Durability level 2
Weapon: COP 357, clip 4/4, Ammo 8
Inventory: Remington 1100 + 18 shells.

Horde:6 normals, one puker. 112 anklebiters.

(Quick note anklebiters go down much easier then grown zombies. so don't waste that horde charging like idiots.)

[Mr. Palau]

(Quick note anklebiters go down much easier then grown zombies. so don't waste that horde charging like idiots.)

Yeah but they are also disposable. I will just use them as a distraction though. Throw the grenades, we have no idea what that gun can do. Plus with the gun we might hit our zombies, but the grenades will hardly kill any of our zombies, because they will just absorb the shrapnel. Also by the time we can pick up the gun and shoot oen of the guys, we can throw a grenade and kill or wound the rest. If there are any surviors our horde can just take them out.

[Weirdsound]

Try to start the car and run some of them down! Drop a grenade in their midst as you go through,

[Argonnek]

No, the grenades are valuable and uncommon. Since we've surrounded them, and anklebiters are shorter than us, we should empty our current weapon into them. After that, the Black Fury revolver may see some use.

[Mr. Palau]

No, the grenades are valuable and uncommon. Since we've surrounded them, and anklebiters are shorter than us, we should empty our current weapon into them. After that, the Black Fury revolver may see some use.

I would assume they are wearing body armour of some kind so I doubt our handgun will be able to do significant damage before they kill many of our anklebiters. We could lose many of the anklebiters to those humans if we don't kill them quickly, since it has been stated that anklebiters die quickly and the police, or who ever they are, are heavily armed.

I mena anklebiters are disposable but just because somehting is disposable doesn't mean you should waste huge amounts of it for one valuable thing. The horde of anklebiters we would lose in a charge would be worth more than the grenade in most scenerios, even though anklebiters are more common. Now we need to use the grenade to save our anklebiters, because although individually anklebiters are useless many of them are very usefull.

[Argonnek]

You make an excellent point.

[Mr. Palau]

You make an excellent point.

Thank you, as did you when you sugested looking in thier car. That undoubtably saved the lives of many zombies.

[Kitten Snot]

You throw another grenade this time you manage to get it right in the middle of them.
They catch the full blast and shrapnel, ripping them apart or knocking them out.
The ones that are knocked out are chomped upon and turned.

You go back into the van and take a closer look at everything.
You find a large ammo pouch marked "Black Fury's Teeth". The bullets seem to be rather large and custom-made.
next to the ammo pouch you find a pile of stuff which includes: instructions for maintaining Black Fury, a blueprint on how to build ammo for the gun out of other bullets, Multiple pictures of someones mom, the price-tag for all this(3000 dollars), pictures of the gun, A death threat to a private who touched the gun, Instructions on how to place mods on it, more pictures of some dude's mom, some pictures of said mom holding the gun,a small laptop,a dead cat(you take a nibble),a nerf gun(Maverick),Pictures of that mother again except naked now,a dozen porn magazines,a vibrator,a clock,a kitchen sink, a pack of bubblegum, a ball-gag, bread, milk, eggs, cooked gorilla penis and a book on how to deal with hoarding.

Also there are guns in the trunk and a large bag of ammo.
While you were busy looking around the car you notice that your 19 zombies got bored and started attacking a house.
They seem to be using a basic tactic of putting two at the back-door while the rest attacks in front.
Say what you wish to take and what you want to do with the zombies.

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Health 20/20
Energy 25/25
Infectivity 25%
Hunger 25/30
Durability level 2
Weapon: COP 357, clip 4/4, Ammo 8
Inventory: Remington 1100 + 18 shells.

Horde:19 normals, one puker. 112 anklebiters. 5 actors, one Luitenant(Lucy).

[Weirdsound]

Search the hoard for money that they might have been carrying when they were turned. Take all the loot and return to camp with the non-lucy actors. Drop off the loot and clean up the actors to make them look like respectable children. Set the actors up with bus/train/plane tickets out of town to ensure the infection survives even if your hoard is cornered and destroyed.

[Mr. Palau]

hell take it all and go back to the cave to coordinate a better plan there, along with the other zombies, we have some other actors at the cave that could be sent along with the other actors so we should go back and regroup.

[zomara0292]

Hmmm.. . . . . first thing first, watch them as they attack the house, then, when they are done with it, drive back to the cave with the loot (I have to say the whole van. And pocket one of the pictures of the woman. I think we will see her again but in flesh.), letting them attack one more house on their own after we get a block or two away. To judge their strategic capabilities, of course. After that, regroup.