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What's your opinion on the SCP-foundation

It's cool to read.
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It's kind of obtuse.
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Pretensious
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Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #975 on: August 17, 2012, 01:19:00 am »

Dude who would keep those? I think (and hope) we just left them there. Diane might have destroyed them as part of her revenge.

Also yes it seems viable to just horrifically scar Pinkie's mental state in order to keep Diane. Until Diane gets better at controlling herself anyway, then she might be able to channel her personality somewhat so that she can socialise better than an oyster with lockjaw.

Away with you, troll human!

e: Anyhow, I think insane undead hitler of all people would keep things like that in reserve.  For just such a moment as this.  I say do it if the need arises.  Likely that they were destroyed by Diane though, unfortunately.
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« Reply #976 on: August 17, 2012, 03:08:41 am »

Dude who would keep those? I think (and hope) we just left them there. Diane might have destroyed them as part of her revenge.

Also yes it seems viable to just horrifically scar Pinkie's mental state in order to keep Diane. Until Diane gets better at controlling herself anyway, then she might be able to channel her personality somewhat so that she can socialise better than an oyster with lockjaw.

Away with you, troll human!

e: Anyhow, I think insane undead hitler of all people would keep things like that in reserve.  For just such a moment as this.  I say do it if the need arises.  Likely that they were destroyed by Diane though, unfortunately.

H3H3H3H3 Y3S TH3 ON3 WHO TROLLS 1S M3
Whatchoo talkin about me trolling? I just said that it's viable and probably worth it to disregard Pinkie's feelings for the sake of Diane, because let's face it, Diane is cooler and more interesting and cries less.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #977 on: August 17, 2012, 06:47:15 am »

We did not keep the pictures.
We may be the greatest mass murderer in America but we've got standards, for fucks sake!
Also, we are in the year 2013. Why? Do i sound like i know what I'm doing?
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #978 on: August 17, 2012, 01:47:15 pm »

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H3H3H3H3 Y3S TH3 ON3 WHO TROLLS 1S M3
Whatchoo talkin about me trolling? I just said that it's viable and probably worth it to disregard Pinkie's feelings for the sake of Diane, because let's face it, Diane is cooler and more interesting and cries less.

That was more a reference to trying to drive away a decidedly non troll person.

e:  Also true, we do need to have some kind of standards.
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« Reply #979 on: August 18, 2012, 03:01:26 pm »

You explain to her what happened to the elf. Her expression turns to that of glee when you are finished telling her what it looks like.
That sounds really awesome. What does it do? Spit fireballs? Scream people to death?
It destroys the connection between a man's soul and body leaving them into the most horrible agony possible in this reality.
She falls silent for a bit.Damn, that's both scary and awesome. It's errm... Scaresome! You look at her in disappointment.

You tell her to wait at the corner and proceed to go make it clear to the Thingy that he can't break Diane.
At least, that was the plan. Instead, you bump into him. You stand in front of Diane screaming he can't eat her.
He stops moving for a few seconds (as in completely it's kind of unnerving.)
Diane's face looks somewhat like what you would image a small child's face would look like if it actually discovered a boogieman in the closet.

After that, Diane and the Thingy start communicating. Diane give a ton of questions while the Thing does it's best to answer to her with hand gestures.
You meanwhile, start calling out to Bennie. Poor kid probably needs a bit of moral support.
After you yell his name once he comes out of the floor, leaving another wet patch.
Hey,Bennie. Look, i want to apologize. I wasn't really myself when i yelled at you. Turns out, when i'm hungry, i turn into a horrible flesh-eating maniac with enough strength to break bones with my bare hands.
He looks a bit skeptical. But then says: "I sort of figured. If you are that mean you wouldn't have gotten your girlfriends. She's nice, and if you're not i don't think she would wanna be your girlfriend.
You hastily explain that you don't have any feeling for Diane. He looks smug and says Suuuuuuuuuure. Anyway, i didn't see much when i was up high. I did see a car drive past though. But that's it.

So we're safe here for now. We can probably use one of the building here as a base. Hopefully a bit more permanent.
Sasha started crying. We might attract some hobo attention if we aren't carefull.
What do we do now?


Stats:
Health:Unhurt.
Energy:Rested.
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Fed.
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 28 worms. one 357. magnum, 48 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security:None.

Horde:40? normals,16 anklebiters,10 actors,Snowflake,one adorable skellie. One Banshee.
Good friends: Diane
Allies: Bennie
Broken hostages:Sasha Kriloff. µ

So, how many people here read Homestuck? Also, Am i the only one who really can't be assed to read the troll's dialogue between each-other. The different ways of l33tsp34k are somewhat tiring to read.
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« Reply #980 on: August 18, 2012, 03:28:44 pm »

h33H33 y0u G3T uS3D tW0 11T.
That is the most quirks I can fit without conflicts I think.

By the end of act5 act 1 I was reading it without even seeing them, I am now versed in awkward writing styles, yay.

Oh yeah, the zombie thing. Uuh. This seems like a stage where we should be working on making our zombies harder/better/faster/stronger or something like that. Or at least ourselves.
Depends how smart the actors are. If they're smart enough to effectively command others and maybe do some simple tactics things? Now isn't really the time to test them, but for the future a governance board headed by God-emperor (I forgot his name) and his first lady OH GOD NO DIANE I'M SO SORRY DON'T KILL ME brilliant co-leader Diane, political agent Bennie, Military advisor Snowflake and some actors to do some miscellaneous stuff.

Look to the future.

But not right now. Right now get into one of those houses and be nice to Sasha until she stops crying so hard. We'll make her like us even if it kills some innocent bystanders. Well, more than it already has.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #981 on: August 19, 2012, 12:52:38 am »

We don"t actually have a name.
I wanted to keep the character rather blank. I of course ended up making him a little bit of a sarcastic asshole but I'm hoping i can get him to Hanz Gruber kinds of asshole-ness. The main reason i still keep him (or even her. Sudden minor lesbian interaction.Yay?) a blank is because if i make him one kind of person he might make a kind of decision that he would never make.
A pragmatist agreeing to a dual with a samurai and trying to beat him without cheating wouldn't feel right.

We can give him/her/it a name and some other details, but we need to come to an agreement on it.
Also in the beginning i gave the guy a name but later decided to make him a blank. I'm sort of writing by the seat of my pants.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #982 on: August 19, 2012, 04:50:40 am »

maybe we give ourselves a zombie name maybe Zero or Scorch or Trigo or Heator or Scar
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« Reply #983 on: August 19, 2012, 06:35:46 am »

maybe we give ourselves a zombie name maybe Zero or Scorch or Trigo or Heator or Scar

I vote Scar,Because Scar was the honey badger of the FullMetal Alchemist universe.
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« Reply #984 on: August 19, 2012, 06:39:06 am »

We should call him BRAINfreez, in honor of the awesome sponge!
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« Reply #985 on: August 19, 2012, 07:27:21 am »

Also in the beginning i gave the guy a name but later decided to make him a blank. I'm sort of writing by the seat of my pants.

Can we go by Pariah? Or Spear? And can we get a mutation that would give us that kind of ability?

sorry for the blatant 40k reference

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« Reply #986 on: August 19, 2012, 12:45:43 pm »

No naming our character. That would spoil it.
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« Reply #987 on: August 19, 2012, 02:12:12 pm »

But it is impossible for us to get scars because of our healing factor!
Scar is kind of a name for some Mary sue or the name of some unoriginal kid making an original character by repainting sonic.
If we make our name scar i will make a Be Prepared reference. Maybe make a song. I'd make this shit into a musical purely so i can see your agonized comments.
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« Reply #988 on: August 19, 2012, 03:24:37 pm »

I only say names for intimidating and ones that  sound cool also if I find better names as sugestion I wil post them
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« Reply #989 on: August 19, 2012, 03:31:40 pm »

No names!

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