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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

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Total Members Voted: 48

[Donuts]

Get all the cheddar we can! Red Cheddar, to be specific! WOOOH! CHEESE ZOMBIE!

[Kitten Snot]

I didn't really get a plan on how our guy should do this.
Also, Should i give the protagonist a back-story or not. I'm considering adding something back-story related later on.
I will check this place again after 8 hours. If i don't get a plan by then I'll just make one of my own. With a roll on how smart it is.

[Graknorke]

I'd say to add as much backstory as you need to make the backstory elements make sense. Don't give us the entire backstory at once. Ic can say that I personally don't like it when stories just tell you everything possibley relevant in one go, because then there's nothing really to be thinking about.

[pikorge]

We can do an suprise attack. I mean who s aspecting a zombie attack on a cheese store.

[Kitten Snot]

The backstory would simply be: you have a mother and she isn't dead yet or something.
I wasn't planning on forcing an entire 5-page backstory down your throats. Just stuff i can get away with like family members and a previous job or hobby.

[Kitten Snot]

You decide to just take some zombies and attack the damn cheese store.
You go downstairs and see that Snowflake hasn't exactly been too successful.
He used ten zombies for a target dummy. He did seem to teach them about attacking sensitive spots but that's not exactly exclusive knowledge.
You sigh heavily and order some of them to come along.

You then decide to take a walk to the cheese store. It takes a while.
Once there you see that the cheese-worker works until late in the evening.
Now that you can take a closer look at him you can also see that he's an elf!
That should make him an interesting catch.

You order them to rush in, take the cheese shop owner plus cheese, and get out.
They perform wonderfully. They even rammed a piece of cheese in his mouth so he wouldn't scream.
You then take the long trek back. When you finally arrive you see the zombies and Diane outside with a bored expression.
Why the hell are you outside?
Ghosts. They went around throwing shit around and making the walls bleed. I didn't want to deal with that shit as they just keep going till you leave.
They aren't even really dangerous, just annoying. I really couldn't be assed.
Did you remember to take Sasha with you?
She sighs.Fffffffffuck


Stats:
Health:small wound.not a small amount of Pain.
Energy:tired.
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: really hungry.
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 28 worms. one 357. magnum, 48 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security: 3


Horde:45?normals,16 anklebiters,10 actors,Snowflake,one adorable skellie.
Friends:Diane Pie.   
           Stuck.
Hostages:Sasha Kriloff.\ Elven cheese.

[Helgoland]

Small health? Wussat?

Anyway, eat the cheese, interrogate the cheesemaker, find out about the ghosts and start working on Sasha.

[Graknorke]

Ask the elven cheese-chap to exorcise the house
After all, Blessed are the Cheese Makers.

[Helgoland]

After all, Blessed are the Cheese Makers.

We have to take this metaphorically - he obviously meant all those employed in the dairy industry.

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Ask the elven cheese-chap to exorcise the house
After all, Blessed are the Cheese Makers.

[stabbymcstabstab]

I wonder what type of zombie a elf would make? also be nice to the ghosts their undead too.

[pikorge]

maybe we can make a deal with the ghosts

[Kitten Snot]

So i am going to try diplomacy with the ghosts. You said they aren't too dangerous?
Ungodly annoying but not dangerous, yah.
Well then, I'm going in!
You first grab a large chunk of cheese and chow down. It is delicious.
You proceed to go into the house. You are greeted by a pants-shittingly terrifying shriek. Of course, Seeing how ghosts are a rather common pest most people tend to expect them by now.

The tables and chairs of the living room are flying around while the walls have started bleeding. They aren't even original.
Alright! What kind of quest do i need to embark upon so you guys fuck off!?
Suddenly, a wooden doll resembling a clown with his eyes torn out comes out to you wielding a kitchen knife.
May i have your eyes, little one!? I seem to have lost mine! He says with a shrill voice.
Cut the crap, I'm pretty much an undead Hitler. You can't scare me. Just tell me what you want.
The clown promptly melts into a Grey sludge, which then materializes into a small boy seemingly made out of water.

I...Just wanted someone to play with.... He says somewhat timidly. Are you really dead? he asks with bewilderment.
Pretty much. Those guys that went our of the house follow me. Those guys are certainly dead. except the pink-haired lady.
Can i go along with you? You seem fun. It'll be more interesting then going around scaring stupid grown-ups
....Lemme think about it.
You step outside and tell them that you managed to impress the ghost and that they need to get their ass in here before people start thinking the homeless uprising began.

Now. A plan on how to convince Sasha, who seems to have been largely unharmed. And what to do with the elf.

Stats:
Health:Small wound.Small amount of Pain.
Energy:Tired.
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Hungry.
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 28 worms. one 357. magnum, 48 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:40?normals,16 anklebiters,10 actors,Snowflake,one adorable skellie.
Friends:Diane Pie.
Hostages:Sasha Kriloff. Elven cheese.

Also, a bit about elves. They are just magically gifted humans. They can't cast spells due to a long line of oppression and forced incest, but are still capable of enhancing existing enchantments and transfer them through a two-day ritual. That is why magical weapons are very rare. They can only be transferred from an existing magical item.
They are usually recognizable from their small size, pale skin and pointy ears. Their immune system relied on their magical abilities for a part, leading to most elves being rather sickly.

Did i just create magical AIDS sufferers? I believe i did.

[pikorge]

maybe we can ask Sasha why she din t want to help us if we now that maybe we can convince her. OR we search after her family or somoene she love s , take them with us, and if she refuse we simply cut a finger or two from the family or somoene she loves

[stabbymcstabstab]

Sweet Ghosts take them, OK heres what we area going to do, When Sasha Is sleeping wake her up and drag her to a room with bright lights and have the Ghost/s do as much weird f*cked up suff they can thing of, repeat this a few times. Talk to her while doing this it should get results.