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It's cool to read.

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It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

12 (24%)

No

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Total Members Voted: 48

[Kitten Snot]

In order to get more zombies you decide to go look for some place with a lot of people.
You take along some zombies and start exploring the city.
You fortunately manage to arouse no suspicion but you do get some looks along the way.
Your zombies are not perfect at hiding in crowds.

You look around the city but cannot find any large gatherings of people.
Seeing as you won't be capable of finding anything that would increase your horde you go to the rich part of town.
At least, you assume it's the rich part of town by the single villa on a hill.
suddenly, Something bellows YOU! GET YOUR ASS ON THE GROUND! NOW!.

You hear the short racking of a shotgun but your assailant is behind you. you can't see him or with how many he is.
What do you do.



Health 30/30
Energy 20/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 40/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:9 Biobombs. 8 worms.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 4

Horde:3 normals.

[zomara0292]

Do what he says. Hands in your pockets, though. Where the bombs are.

[Mr. Palau]

Do what he says. Hands in your pockets, though. Where the bombs are.

+1

[Argonnek]

Do we control our zombies telepathically? Since I can't recall ever actually shouting orders at them, I'm assuming yes. If possible, have them count how many assailants are behind us. I doubt that they can really give us a number, but even they should know if there is a bigger number of them than us.

[Mr. Palau]

Do we control our zombies telepathically? Since I can't recall ever actually shouting orders at them, I'm assuming yes. If possible, have them count how many assailants are behind us. I doubt that they can really give us a number, but even they should know if there is a bigger number of them than us.

No, otherwise we wouldn't have to call Lucy.

[Argonnek]

Lucy appears to have a sort of consciousness and will all her own, which the normal, adult zombies seem to lack. This implies (to me, at least) that we can communicate with the simple ones wordlessly.

[Mr. Palau]

Lucy appears to have a sort of consciousness and will all her own, which the normal, adult zombies seem to lack. This implies (to me, at least) that we can communicate with the simple ones wordlessly.

First off no, because then we could just contact one of the normal zombies we sent with Lucy telepathically instead of calling her.

Secondly, we could not send plans to Snowflake or the other zombies when we were trying to escape from the bunker after they captured us, so still no.

Although it was one of the options for upgrades, we never toke it.

[Argonnek]

Although it was one of the options for upgrades, we never toke it.

Ah, I forgot about that. Nevermind then, let's just oh so slowly get on the ground while reaching for some bombs.

[Kitten Snot]

You slowly get on the ground and try to grab one of the bombs.
Alright,monster. Which ones are your cronies here, huh!
You remain silent for now and try to turn around. He does not seem to object to that.
You finally see who is shouting at you. It is a large man,with singed body armor and he's holding an M60. He seems to be missing an eye.

TELL ME WHICH ONES ARE YOUR CRONIES OR I'LL JUST KILL EVERYONE HERE!
There are around 50 people in this street, some are trying to run away while most are frozen like a deer in a headlight.
What now?



Health 30/30
Energy 20/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 40/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:9 Biobombs. 8 worms.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 4

Horde:3 normals.

[Weirdsound]

The way I see it, we have three real options. I ain't a fan of any of them.

1: We can whip out a bio-bomb, tell him what it does and exaggerate its blast radius. bluff him into thinking that our cronies are carrying them and that if he opened fire either at us or random civilians he'd infect everybody in the street, himself included. Hope that the resulting Mexican standoff lasts long enough for some sort of opportunity to present itself.

2: Head on attack. Lunge forward or throw a bio-bomb at him, depending on range. Hope our horde gets the hint and decides to help out before we eat too many bullets, or the foe sets off a bomb.

3: Answer his question with "That group looks like a good bunch of cronies to me!" and lob a bomb at a nearby crowd of civilians. Hope the resulting mess put pointing a gun at you lower on the attackers list of priorities.

[Argonnek]

Perhaps we should be more thorough in our cleanup operations in the future. Anyway, we can speak fairly well, so we should probably feign ignorance. If we start lobbing explosive worms everywhere then we're the bad guy somehow. Right now we're a victim! Of mistaken identity!

[pikorge]

The way I see it, we have three real options. I ain't a fan of any of them.

1: We can whip out a bio-bomb, tell him what it does and exaggerate its blast radius. bluff him into thinking that our cronies are carrying them and that if he opened fire either at us or random civilians he'd infect everybody in the street, himself included. Hope that the resulting Mexican standoff lasts long enough for some sort of opportunity to present itself.

2: Head on attack. Lunge forward or throw a bio-bomb at him, depending on range. Hope our horde gets the hint and decides to help out before we eat too many bullets, or the foe sets off a bomb.

3: Answer his question with "That group looks like a good bunch of cronies to me!" and lob a bomb at a nearby crowd of civilians. Hope the resulting mess put pointing a gun at you lower on the attackers list of priorities.

+1 for option 3

[Mr. Palau]

The way I see it, we have three real options. I ain't a fan of any of them.

1: We can whip out a bio-bomb, tell him what it does and exaggerate its blast radius. bluff him into thinking that our cronies are carrying them and that if he opened fire either at us or random civilians he'd infect everybody in the street, himself included. Hope that the resulting Mexican standoff lasts long enough for some sort of opportunity to present itself.

2: Head on attack. Lunge forward or throw a bio-bomb at him, depending on range. Hope our horde gets the hint and decides to help out before we eat too many bullets, or the foe sets off a bomb.

3: Answer his question with "That group looks like a good bunch of cronies to me!" and lob a bomb at a nearby crowd of civilians. Hope the resulting mess put pointing a gun at you lower on the attackers list of priorities.

+1 for option 3

+1 2 3 (get it?)

[pikorge]

yup good joke

[Kitten Snot]

You decide to be a scumbag and look around for something to throw you bombs at.
You get lucky and find a tightly packed group of 10 people. Look like hippies. must be a rally or something
THOSE GUYS SEEM LIKE A GROUP OF "CRONIES" TO ME! you yell, throwing the bio-bomb at the hippies.
The man with the gun gets ready to shoot but freezes up when he sees the effects of the bomb.

Once again, an orchestra of anguished screams fill the air as you hit the hippies and most civilians start running away from this horror.
The hippie you hit directly gets his flesh melted off while the one right next to him turns into a a breathing bomb
The other hippies turn quickly, some throwing up some blood before attacking the guy with the gun.
Said man with gun snaps out of it and starts firing at the hippies.
Because he is aiming at the torso he only manages to drop 2 of them before they get him.

His terrified screams make you as giddy as schoolgirl who just got promised free ice-cream.
You go over to his mutilated carcass. Half of his body is almost gone from the heavy bites.The other half is still somewhat intact.
After a short while he tries to get back up, whilst gurgling the most pathetic sounds you ever heard.
Well, that was fun,  but now everybody knows of our presence. What to do now...



Health 30/30
Energy 20/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 40/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 8 worms.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 4

Horde:11 normals.