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What's your opinion on the SCP-foundation

It's cool to read.
- 28 (56%)
It's kind of obtuse.
- 4 (8%)
Pretensious
- 4 (8%)
Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.
- 12 (24%)
No
- 2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48


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Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #555 on: May 07, 2012, 12:15:01 pm »
Nope
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #556 on: May 07, 2012, 12:22:54 pm »
Lob another at them (overshot on purpose) and hit it. See if we can bait them into a corner or an ally. Then lob another at them. This time to hit.
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Weirdsound

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #557 on: May 07, 2012, 02:04:49 pm »
I say fuck it. We might as well see what effect the bio bombs have on living things. If they just melt, we are here for the tools anyways. Extra minions would just be a bonus. Go for the direct hit.
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Mr. Palau

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« Reply #558 on: May 07, 2012, 04:14:56 pm »
Quote from: Weirdsound on May 07, 2012, 02:04:49 pm
I say fuck it. We might as well see what effect the bio bombs have on living things. If they just melt, we are here for the tools anyways. Extra minions would just be a bonus. Go for the direct hit.
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zomara0292

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #559 on: May 08, 2012, 06:45:18 am »
The reason why I want them in an ally is because it will give them far less dodge room and the splash will have a greater effect.
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #560 on: May 08, 2012, 03:07:30 pm »
GEH,DAMN YOU BRAIN. NOTICE IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE TO UPDATE.
yeah sorry,tomorrow I'll update.
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pikorge

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #561 on: May 09, 2012, 09:31:04 am »
Quote from: Kitten Snot on May 08, 2012, 03:07:30 pm
GEH,DAMN YOU BRAIN. NOTICE IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE TO UPDATE.
yeah sorry,tomorrow I'll update.
yeah pal can t wait to read it  :D
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Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #562 on: May 10, 2012, 12:24:07 am »
You decide to throw one of the bombs directly at him. You miss entirely and start running towards a nearby alley.
He follows you, visibly angry with you and once he's in the alley with you you throw another.
This time you hit him directly, He screams in complete agony as he falls to the ground.
He lays there screaming for a while until his back starts swelling up like a giant zit.

The rest of the workman came running at the screams and now see their buddy on the floor screaming and gasping while swelling up like a balloon.
Some scream, some stay rooted to the ground in shock and one starts running.
Shortly after the screams stopped the mutating worker stands back up and rushes towards the group of them.
He grabs one by the collar and manages to gasp out a final Help....Meee before exploding.

Just like the last zit-bomb, the stuff burns away most peoples skin, and 2 of the six people there start changing into more of those bombs.
The 3 others just turn into normal zombies and the last,who was the one grabbed be the first Zit-bomb, is... Missing most of his everything.
He seems to be just bone with some muscle attached. His eyes have melted away, together with every other thing about his face.
it's incredibly creepy but he seems to have been zombiefied.

You go to the other zombies and get them to go pick up some tools.You leave tho other zit-bombs there as you can't do anything with them without losing your skin.AGAIN.
So you return to the warehouse.
Now to learn these guys how to swing stuff.


Health 28/30
Energy 20/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 29/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:6 Biobombs.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3


Horde:6 normals.One skeleton-thing.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #563 on: May 10, 2012, 06:51:23 am »
Sweet! We should get a plane sooner or later and start airdropping the crap.
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zomara0292

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #564 on: May 10, 2012, 06:57:47 am »
Agreed^

We should also make those bombs a trap in our new headquarters.
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #565 on: May 10, 2012, 09:53:57 am »
Start the long grueling process of teaching the normals to use the tools to dig. Wait for the groups you sent out earlier to return to the warehouse.
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pikorge

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #566 on: May 11, 2012, 09:52:06 am »
wich powers has the skeleton  can we give him a name maybe booner  or skin away both wil be easier to write
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Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #567 on: May 11, 2012, 02:08:22 pm »
I SHALL NEVER CALL THE SKELETON BONER. EVER. I refuse to call somebody a slang for an erection.
I will call him something silly. Like, i dunno, Schmooples if nobody picks a name.
 
You decide to place some bombs at the entrances ,2 to be specific, then attempt to get the grueling process going of teaching mentally retarded worm-brains to use tools.
It takes a long ,LONG while and it nears evening when you finally get it through their thick skulls how to dig.
Now, to learn them how to swing it.....
Okay,fuck that that. It's too damned late and you have gained a migraine out of sheer irritation at your zombies.

Find somethin' to do.


Health 28/30
Energy 20/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 29/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:6 Biobombs.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3


Horde:6 normals.One skeleton-thing. Snowflake.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #568 on: May 11, 2012, 02:27:18 pm »
Find the horde a nice place to dig up worms. Send Snowflake out to catch the group some dinner.
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pikorge

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #569 on: May 11, 2012, 03:24:52 pm »
some of my sugestions 1 mama mya 2 pantsy 3 rogger 4 einstein 5 mr banana 6 dont now  six name 7 septer 8 buuurp sorry for that one 9 fly magnet 10 hmm maybe we cal him ten 11 lowen 12 fire ice 13 hunter 14 right arm of the devil 15 swimy 16 bugs bunny 17 the haunted 18 handy harry 19 thats al i have for now folks
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