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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

12 (24%)

No

2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48

[Weirdsound]

Make sure to take the cloths off of anyone they bring back. Wait for your zombies to bring people back.

I think they are out hunting for themselves, not bringing stuff back. Send Snowflake out with orders to kill somebody your size in a bloodless fashion. Steal his clothes and eat him.

[Mr. Palau]

Make sure to take the cloths off of anyone they bring back. Wait for your zombies to bring people back.

I think they are out hunting for themselves, not bringing stuff back. Send Snowflake out with orders to kill somebody your size in a bloodless fashion. Steal his clothes and eat him.

true +1

[MikaTheCrazy]

Make sure to take the cloths off of anyone they bring back. Wait for your zombies to bring people back.

I think they are out hunting for themselves, not bringing stuff back. Send Snowflake out with orders to kill somebody your size in a bloodless fashion. Steal his clothes and eat him.

+1

[Kitten Snot]

Before going out you go out you decide you need clothes.
You tell snowflake to go get a worker and try to kill him in a bloodless fashion.
He looks at you with the look of confusion on his face then runs off.
You wait for about 3 hours or so. Snowflake then FINALLY returns with another worker over his shoulder.

PUT ME DOWN YOU FUCKING MONSTER! LEAVE ME BE! PLEASE!
Which he did not kill. D'oh snickerdoodles.
Snowflake throws the dock worker on the floor and holds him down,to prevent him escaping.
You decide to just do the deed yourself and wrap your hands around his throat. He struggles for a short while then goes limp.

You take his clothes off, then order snowflake to finish the deed.
Snowflake obligates and takes a good heavy stomp on his ribcage.
He dies instantly and gets some of his internal organs out through his nose.
How disgusting.Snowflake also picks up the body and throws it onto a shelf.

You go towards the outskirts of the city with the cleaner-looking few zombies in hopes of finding worms.
You end up in a rather large open field,there are some dark clouds above. Might start raining soon.
The place seems dry for now though. Now, how to find worms?


Health 18/30
Energy 20/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 24/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:Empty.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3



Horde:  3 normals.

[Heavy Weapons Pony]

DIG, DIG EVERYWHERE.

[killerhellhound]

DIG, DIG EVERYWHERE.

order all the zombies to dig while us and snowflack look for digging tools

[Weirdsound]

We didn't bring Snowflake because he sticks out like a sore thumb. But why didn't we eat some of that guy? We still have room in our stomach.

[Argonnek]

In the the immortal words of Augustus Gloop's mother: "Augustus, save some for later!"

Anyway, DIG!

[Kitten Snot]

You start digging along with your other zombies. The soil is dry and rather hard to dig in with your bare hands.
But, after hours of digging you finally find some worms. 3 of them. You catch them and put them in your pocket for now.
Suddenly, it starts to rain. At first a simple bit of water but later on, a storm.
Helps your worm-hunt though, and you find 6 more.

You decide to go back to the warehouse as it's getting dark and you don't want to find out you can still die from hypothermia.
The trek back was short and uneventful. Everything just stays indoors during the rain.
When you arrive back at your warehouse you decide to go eating that corpse.
The other zombies join in and soon there is little left except for some muscle (The fuck that is? A game and needed thing of your body)

Now you can either go do things in the dark, or just go to sleep or some shit.



Health 22/30
Energy 14/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 35/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:9 worms.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3



Horde: Snowflake, 5 normals.

[stabbymcstabstab]

Take a nap then when we are rested. Lets go shopping we must have some sort of cash, buy something like constuction tools and materials to fortify our little base and mabye we can teach our Zs to use them as weapons.

[Mr. Palau]

Also infect the worms.

[Argonnek]

Worms can supposedly survive being cut in half, but I've also heard arguments saying that they can't. Regardless, we should bite two in half and see what happens. If it works, well, there's our source of zombie worms.
If they don't zombify, we should then try biting two more of them without bisecting them and seeing what happens.

If that doesn't work... Just keep the remainder around until we think of something.

[Weirdsound]

Wait for the rest of the hoard to get back, then attack a truck stop.

[joemoben]

Worms can supposedly survive being cut in half, but I've also heard arguments saying that they can't. Regardless, we should bite two in half and see what happens. If it works, well, there's our source of zombie worms.
If they don't zombify, we should then try biting two more of them without bisecting them and seeing what happens.

If that doesn't work... Just keep the remainder around until we think of something.

Only the half that has the thick ring survives. So only one half survives and it will grow, so we could bite them in half, but i would advise against that.

[Mr. Palau]

Worms can supposedly survive being cut in half, but I've also heard arguments saying that they can't. Regardless, we should bite two in half and see what happens. If it works, well, there's our source of zombie worms.
If they don't zombify, we should then try biting two more of them without bisecting them and seeing what happens.

If that doesn't work... Just keep the remainder around until we think of something.

Only the half that has the thick ring survives. So only one half survives and it will grow, so we could bite them in half, but i would advise against that.

+1, if he speaks the truth.